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I think a client of mine got her account hacked. I got a similar email like that from her work email addressed to me personally, which now that I think about, it's rather scary. It said just about everything it says in that email up there except for the place she got robbed, changed Manila to...

Just to set the record straight. Gasoline combined with orange juice DOES NOT make napalm. There. Use dishwashing liquid instead of orange juice. :tongue:

Johnnie Walker on the rocks

Here's a song to go with it :tongue:

Just for shits and giggles, can the Freeones people (Roald, Petra and/or Anders) make VV mod for a day :tongue:

The Blue Lagoon anyone? :dunno:

Yeah, I'm getting sick of all those mangled penis pics he keeps posting. BAN HIM IMMEDIATLY!!

Sharing your holiday pictures with us, Dirk? :dunno:

Just about any song by New Order, i.e. My musical tastes were very broad back when I was in my mid teens

I don't find pixelated vaginas arousing :tongue:

Could you post a picture of yourself jumping on an actual wagon?

Here :D

OK, going to say a prayer for your ass Dear God in heaven, please give a little kiss to Dino's ass so it can get better Amen :tongue:

La Casa de Mi Padre..... OK, I was drinking, it was on Netflix so I figured give it a try. It's in Spanish with English subtitles. For some reason, it seemed like the production values were about the same as some old "Learn English at Home" videos I used to watch as a kid, but those were with...

How come Canada wasn't like this for me? :(

Hate to break it to you, buddy. http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html Oh, wait, no, I'm not sorry :tongue:

Tried some of them, match, plentyoffish, eharmony, and yahoo back in the day. No luck, still single, did meet some ladies but generally 90% no replies and out of the 10% that replied, only met a few. And Eharmony kept matching me with chubbies, not my kind and even when it would match me with...

Thank you, I had already forgotten that particular abomination and now I got it stuck in my head again :cussing: But at least that gave us this version :tongue:

Same here, just came in to check if you were out on bail already :tongue:

They're kind of salty, so avoid them if you're on a low sodium diet

I guess facebook don't know an elbow from a...... a tit? :dunno:

You brought a good point. In my experience, I've had my best relationships with women who "get" my sense of humor and my worst relationships have been with women who don't "get" my sense of humor.

Well, when a vagina's lenght (or is it depth?) is about 3 to 4 inches, unless you're fucking the sarlacc you don't need a massive penis, just need to keep it hard, guys. Right, ladies? :tongue:

Again, I'm quoting myself to repeat what we Reps "swear we're going to do if the damn candidate wins" (but know that it's not going to happen anyway) At least we're smart enough to know that if we move to another country, we'll have to live according to THEIR rules. When a Rep. candidate wins...

I guess that means that Obama can now use the Koran in his swearing in ceremony........ :tongue: :stir: (waiting for all the rabid responses)

Simple answer: NO!!! Nolan did a great job with his Dark Knight trilogy, Ang Lee (from what I heard) was overruled by the studio about the way to make The Hulk movie trying to make it more as a live comic book...... or something to that effect, I'm kind of drunk to remember everything exactly.

Well, for his movie threads I can suggest something like: Is "The Longest Day as good as Saving Private Ryan"?

The alcohol Next question.

About 5' to 5'3", slender body, not too skinny, not fat, somewhere in between Boobies at least a 34C Long black hair White skin Asian features I just described my ex :(

Jonesing for that blue....... Who shall win? :tongue:

I'd rather see unions dissapear instead of twinkies. I have enjoyed more "El Submarinos" than any union "protection" (is that their racket? :dunno:)

Wrong section, buddy. There's a politics section for this stuff. Also, Republicans don't whine about leaving the country when the Dem (pronounced DAMN) candidate wins, it's the dems that whine about leaving the country when the Repub candidate wins. When the dem candidate wins, Republicans...

:wtf: When I'm watching porn, I go :flaccid: not only if the actress were to look like my mom (haven't seen any) but also if she has the same name as my mom: Busty McMelons.

There it is, folks. Now xanaXXX can rest in peace. Or burn in hell, either way I don't give a shit :tongue:

So Bree Olson is now a brunette? :dunno:

So Bree Olson is now a brunette? :dunno:

Fixed :tongue:

I'm in good hands..... :tongue:

Hope that doesn't happen to Star Wars....oh, wait, the prequels, then I do hope it happens....wait, no, Empire Strikes Back, I hope it doesn't happen.... but as long as they change it to the original Han shot first..... aaaaah, so confused!!!

Jack Daniels and lots of it

Anyway, dealing with it just fine. Lots of ice cream, lots of Jack Daniels...... JACK DANIELS ICE CREAM!!!! :drool2: Oh, and the $100 hooker money, that too. I actually encourage you guys to do that kind of a bet too if you got friends from the other political party, I mean, when I...

Well, yeah, I mean, there's the "slippery slope" argument to be made, that's why a line needs to be drawn VERY CLEARLY, decriminalizing marihuana? Sure. But why not harder drugs? :dunno: The controversy would be where to draw the line? Same argument could be made for gay marriage, which...

That's the way it should be everywhere in the country. Our jails are too overcrowded and criminal charges are just overkill in the case of small quantities of marihuana. Now, what about the hard drugs? Meth, cocaine, heroin? That's where I draw the line. No compromise other than instead...

Well, my south is rising up again..... BRB :rubbel: Don't take stuff like that seriously. It's kind of like when libs start with their "if the republican wins, I'm leaving the country". Worm, Sam, Red...oh, that's me, got to learn to roll with the punches. The election didn't go the way I...

Well, I just made $100 bucks. A buddy of mine was very worried that Mr. Mittens would win because he's a complete Obamabot (I've called him that to his face, his "take me to my leader" reply in a robot voice is pretty funny) maybe as worried as I was that Hussein would win. So we made a deal...

Fixed :tongue:

Wow, I can't believe I'm not old enough to remember those

Can't get this song out of my head..... Yippie kay ay, motherfucker