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The stuff I come up with when I'm drunk... :drunk: :rofl2:

One question, very important...... is there a "happy ending"? :tongue:

Iced tea, the long island kind

Paging Sam, paging Sam! Don't forget your chaps :tongue:

Want to tell him about it? :tongue: That's his favorite part

I didn't know Plasma went by the name Harry Crawford :dunno:

I'm starting a new job in a couple weeks! Wish me luck! Got to emphasize the first two rules!!

Okay, I'm passing the hat around to come up for his bail money..... :hatsoff:

Whoever it is, murderers should be executed in the same manner they killed their victim. If it was more than one victim and different causes of death, select one cause of death at random and go with it.

“If I were a woman, I’d sure like to be his girlfriend. Walking in the park hand in hand, wrapping my legs around him, cuddling in the spoon position, our hearts beating in unison, staring into his eyes over our morning coffee.”

You know, that's the thing about women. We guys, we pee standing up (even Anders.....sometimes) so when we're out in public if we need to take a load off it's not so convenient, especially if we're out on a date. But the ladies, when they go to the bathroom to take a pee, since they're already...

Took his last giant step to the great beyond the final frontier. Rest in peace to a Hero for America and for mankind.

And in other convetion news, it's going to rain. I hope it rains A LOT. So now the GOP'er inside can go out and give the Occupy malcontents out there some bars of soap (and considering what happened in previous Occupy camps, those bars of soap should be on a rope) and bottles of RID. :tongue:

Since I'm fluent in English and Spanish, I'd have a lot of choices. Too bad I'm not too fond of most of those choices, plus, just because I'm fluent in English doesn't mean I'd be able to understand the English English....or the England English. Plus, even though the señoritas are very...

If she's included in the next SF game, I'm buying it! :tongue:

What is this world coming to? :facepalm: I mean, I know it's a good show but DON'T IMMITATE THE DRUGS!!!

Ravamp? :dunno:

You mean like this?

And I'm hoping you told your mom, "yes, mom, I will jump also" :tongue: He may not have been Ridley, but he was a solid, very capable director, gave us a classic like Top Gun, plus all these other movies: Loving Memory The Hunger Beverly Hills Cop... II (not the original, bummer) Revenge Days...

From what I heard.... they're going to have a Batman reboot, plus also a Superman reboot, plus a Wonder Woman movie, plus a Green Lantern reboot, all produced by Nolan, you see where this is going? It's going to end up with a "Hall of Justice" movie the way Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, and Captain...

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So, next time you can say you decided to show your boobies :tongue:

Favorite scene to wank to: Salma Hayek's dance in From Dusk 'Till Dawn. Favorite scene to finger myself to...oh, wait, what? :dunno:

Video taken from a cult of Chtulhu ceremonial dance :cue music from the X-Files:

If you're going to use Latin may I recommend "Romanes eunt domus" :tongue:

Cowboys - Chargers preseason, commercials right now

How old are they? I was like that when I was like 19, was barely getting sexualy active, and I would not even kiss my then girlfriend after she had sucked my cock. Now as a grownup I went down on this "friend with benefits" even after she had done it with her husband without protection the day...

Fixed. Sorry, couldn't help it! :tongue:

If I had a wife and kids with what I make I would not call myself rich. Heck, even WITHOUT the wife and kids I don't consider myself rich (or stinking rich) but I do have a pretty comfortable life, own my own house, have a brand new car, have done some traveling the last few years, I even went...

Or maybe the package is too small? :dunno: :tongue:

I'm drinking something I call "stuff that gets you drunk quickly". It's a tall drink, only had about 1/4 of it so far and I'm kind of buzzing already. Like a bumblebee.

That's weird, I always find them kind of tight.....

Now I'm in the mood for scampi frog legs.... :drool2:

I didn't know you all were Korean

So, based on a true story? :dunno: Just kidding. But interesting coincidece. Though the guy doesn't exactly look like a chemistry genius. :tongue:

Most definetly. So, if he makes the move to the big screen, could he get himself a few Oscars? Tom Hanks did and he may be good, but I think Cranston can be at least just as good :2cents:

Hard to believe it's the same guy playing these two characters. http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/2-great-in-car-tv-freakouts-1-cranston/

Ah, killing roaches may not be a crime, but arson is.... Trashcan man :tongue:

Poor corn :( now he won't be able to hear

Holy shit was that episode good! Because of what Mike said about the two kinds of robberies I knew someone was going to get whacked, but I was expecting the engineers to get it somehow, maybe them seeing Jesse and/or Todd near the container cars. I guess by the end of the episode I forgot...

Actually, to buck the trend going on in this thread, I am rather encouraged. Mittens isn't exactly a full blown conservative, so what is you libs' problem with him? Is your problem with him that, though he's not 100% conservative, is that he isn't 100% liberal either? Is you all's problem...

Better you than me....

Watching a very interesting episode of "Through the Wormhole" called....."Did we invent God". Highly recommended.

So, where are we heading? :dunno: From people with too much time and money on their hands wanting to ban sodas in NY, to meddling cops like those in the UK, I shudder to think where we'll end up in a few years from now.

Still no pussy? :dunno:

Actually, he's just a dog who thinks he's a wolf. Look at the lazy fuck just posting away in bed :tongue: