My MOM lookalikes at Pornmovies/pics.

[Benz66]

I know i thought the same but anyway i appreciate your answer thanks.

 

[Ravenholm]

it's ok if your mom turns me on, but it's not ok if my mom turns me on, it's also not ok if my mom turns you on and it's definitely not ok if your mom turns you on. get it?

"Now he knows that we know that he knows that we know" - Rick Doccumon - The Burbs.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

"Now he knows that we know that he knows that we know" - Rick Doccumon - The Burbs.

yeah pretty much

 

[BlueBalls]

Just sneak into her room at night and masturbate over her while she's sleeping. It'll make you feel better. If she catches you, she'll either be into it and you're in or she'll freak and you can use that old favourite: sleep masturbating as an excuse and hope that she buys it. If not, move out, get a job, start stalking your mother or a woman that looks like her. You know, all the things a 38 year old man should be doing with his free time.

 

[JasonCook78]

Just sneak into her room at night and masturbate over her while she's sleeping. It'll make you feel better. If she catches you, she'll either be into it and you're in or she'll freak and you can use that old favourite: sleep masturbating as an excuse and hope that she buys it. If not, move out, get a job, start stalking your mother or a woman that looks like her. You know, all the things a 38 year old man should be doing with his free time.

hahahahaha

 

[Benz66]

I better try the DVD burn thing that jasoncook suggest, that what you mean can backfire allot

 

[JasonCook78]

I better try the DVD burn thing that jasoncook suggest, that what you mean can backfire allot

She could automatically think you did it and you would be in a world of shit, stuff like that.

 

[Red Spyder]

:wtf:

When I'm watching porn, I go not only if the actress were to look like my mom (haven't seen any) but also if she has the same name as my mom:



Busty McMelons.

 

[gunslingingbird]

When I'm watching porn, I go not only if the actress were to look like my mom

I have no problem watching porn if the actress looks like your mom.

 

[Benz66]

You're right i thought the same about it, i think the DVD thing is the most safest to find out.

 

[Tittyman5000]

There's this old movie called Taboo, you need to watch. Just google it and there is free videos you can watch

 

[Benz66]

Ok i will take a look.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Pretty odd stuff huh, the name fits it though. Do you have any pretty cousins?

 

[Benz66]

Woww yes and the name fits perfectly,haha no they dont turn me on

 

[Benz66]

I watched a couple of Rachel steel stuff its like that Taboo movie that tittyman told me.

 

[JasonCook78]

I watched a couple of Rachel steel stuff its like that Taboo movie that tittyman told me.

Rachel Steele is the most popular when it comes to the taboo genre it you want some more look up Arianna LaBarbara she has some amazing taboo scenes.

 

[TomJolly]

A TURN ON?! Oh god what has the human race been doomed to live with

 

[Benz66]

Hmm Arianna LaBarbara never heard of im gonna look it up thanks.

 

[Tittyman5000]

This thread has actually lasted longer than I thought it would, I once posted a funny pic of Ned Flanders sons, Rod & Todd, Doing some naughty stuff with Maude and got banned 4 like a month! But that was when Greg Centauro was on his power trip..... ah the good ol days

 

[Death-Proof-69]

so Benz66, buddy, is it your mom or not?