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Re: Look what I got for valentines day...(pics) But...it's Roald.

Hey squally do you have a full size of your sig, preferably without your name? :tongue:

Poping ain't easy.

Fuck the both of you.

Re: Look what I got for valentines day...(pics) Aw, you gave him double digits.

This would never happen in AMURICA!

I'll go with Cooper, that handsome SOB (I hate him so much for being so sexy and making me feel like shit). But honestly, if I were gay I'd go for Robert Downey Jr. because it's more about the personality and talent for me.

Can't we go a couple months without a damn shooting massacre?

Haven't seen Skyfall yet, but you can't beat Pierce Brosnan and Sean Bean. Also who could forget that it spawned one of the best n64 games ever?

Punishing percy is less expensive with the same result.

When people suffocate they turn blue, obviously the same goes for lint. It suffocates in your belly button and turns blue. You killed the lint you fucking murderer.

Jada=butterface bellucci=butternothing, everything's pristine.

They discourage me from seeking prostitutes, buying drugs and killing. And you know I especially love me some killin'.

Fuck me? FUCK ME??! NO! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCK CUNT!! YOU WANNA INSTIGATE ME?!! I'LL SODOMIZE YOU WITH A PITCHFORK THEN MAKE YOU SUCK ON IT!! I WILL TIE YOU NAKED TO A FUCKING SPIKED SLAB, SHOWER YOU IN BLEACH AND UNLEASH RAPID MONKEYS THAT WOULD GLADLY FEAST ON YOUR GENITALS WHILE...

I like a woman with a filthy mouth.

Someone's worried. Don't worry, you're a shoe in for AHOTY. No one can best you baby.

Fuck you, Barbie Girl is a classic.

Lucky Teddy.

You're all about two months late to the prom, this has been around for quite a while. Bwaha, you sound like old men. "Have you heard of this gang vietnam whatever-you-call-it style all the youngins are listening to? I hate it!". Oh freeones, so endearing...if you guys want to we could talk...

Do you know what "rack means"? C and above. Oh, and RIP.

Nope, I just hate my best friend though.

Be honest, you make these threads simply to get the "C" option across. Prometheus.....good something, bad something else.

Do you have nice feet?

This is not how I wanted her to lose weight.

Oh, what's the point? She already lost the fresh appeal about her that turned me on.

As long as it's not kids, he can indulge in his fetish. I know a guy that humps furniture, friendly bloke.

I'd hit it. I just hope she's pulling her shirt with her hands and not any sort of freakish love handles.

Leave the poor woman alone. Can't a woman get hooked on crack without incurring rumors about AIDS?

:facepalm: Why is it often Colorado? I'd have to wear a bullet proof vest if I ever visited that trigger happy state.

What's the point of this post-election propoganda, Mitch?

Oh lawd...always harping about the ingredients. RIP twinkies. :(

Nope, not her. Schedule an appointment with the local optometrist, asap.

Hey now, Will E loves the women. There was that time when he commented on..... Um, I think he's been in.... Well iirc he's made a thread about.... Alright so Will E, during his entire history here, has never made any apparent comment hinting at his sexual attraction to any sort of woman on a...

I guess I'll be the first to get The Joker from TDK out of the way. Alonzo from Training Day Rutger Hauer in Hitchhiker Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast

If you're eating papa johns, you must not have any other pizza choice in your area. In which case, go for Mexican grub or a burger instead.

Blame the employers.

True, good music gives me an erection. Then again, what doesn't?

Thank you for going out of your way to clarify that L3ggy. Now I can take your name off the official list of potential misogynistic lechers. Oh damn, I just realized I already sent my list to NOW... :elaugh:

Waiting for something to happen is pointless. Don't worry, I still have two months to break this high clearance employee that I kidnapped. She's a kinky nut to crack but I'll be sure to get her to spill those missle codes. Prepare yourselves, nuclear winter is coming.

Romney sort of shot himself in the foot when criticizing Obama on his reaction to the benghazi attack. "It took you 14 days to call it an act of terror" "actually he did say at the rose garden that it was an act of terror". Doh! Loved the bullshit he was laying out about getting binders of...

Reagan. Deregulation and funding Osama Bin Laden which led to a couple disasters and even worse after effects under Bush.

Didn't you already post this?

You post the weirdest shit, and yet you're still one of the few members here that I respect. I'll trade you my dusty archaic hollywood video card that I found under the oven for that precious booger. A good deal, wouldn't you say?

Bump

You're just asking to get stalked if you openly flaunt pictures of your mug and even your address.

Fuck the Bush tax cuts. I'll definitely be rooting for the guys with batons and pepper spray in that case.

It annoys and slightly amuses me when when politically ignorant slags saturate themselves with rhetoric they come across, then regurgitate it with such bravado and confidence as if they know what they're talking about.

Or someone's been raiding your dryer so he could get his freak on with your socks. :pimpdaddy That could be anyone and everyone though. And you're probably not going to get them back, sorry.