I mostly wear WHITE t-shirts under my clothes....

[Vanilla Bear]

now why is my navel lint often grey or blue???

 

[alexpnz]

Do the dudes whose feet that you like to suck on, wear blue or grey socks? :dunno:

 

[STDiva]

It's a combination of everything mixed together. Same goes for dryer lint.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I'll take a stab at it. You're slowly turning into Smeagol from the belly button out.

 

[lurkingdirk]

It's the super aids. Better get to the doctor.

 

[PirateKing]

When people suffocate they turn blue, obviously the same goes for lint. It suffocates in your belly button and turns blue. You killed the lint you fucking murderer.

 

[dominoxxx]

You only wear white t-shirts because you're racist. Therefore, grey bellybutton lint is your punishment.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

It's the super aids. Better get to the doctor.

Phew I already was worried for a moment, but if it'S only the super aids...

When people suffocate they turn blue, obviously the same goes for lint. It suffocates in your belly button and turns blue. You killed the lint you fucking murderer.

Okay okay I need to lose a few pounds on my belly!

You only wear white t-shirts because you're racist. Therefore, grey bellybutton lint is your punishment.

I wear white t-shirts, because I'm a paramedic and have to wear white clothes.



But yeah I'm racist anyway.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

^and mine doesn't deserve a remark? Fuck you, mang.




















































Please don't ban me.

 

[BCT]

now why is my navel lint often grey or blue???

Why is the Sky Blue, why is orange orange?

 

[JasonCook78]

I always wear black shirts so when I hide in peoples bushes they can see me.

 

[squallumz]

You only wear white t-shirts because you're racist. Therefore, grey bellybutton lint is your punishment.

5 points to Hufflepuff for that cheek.

 

[Harley Spencer]

I have never had lint in my belly button. This is intriguing.

Well, do you wash your jeans in the same load as you wash your t-shirts?

Also, maybe the oils on your body mix in with the lint in your belly button and so it's not pure white.

 

[STDiva]

Why is the sky blue, why is orange orange?

Because the Jews control the banks and the media. That's why.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I wear black shirts 95% of the time, and my belly button lint is... Hang on... Bluish-black. Go figure. :dunno:

 

[STDiva]

Black shirts are usually made from blue fibers and dyes.

 

[bobjustbob]

It's the 3rd sign that you are getting old. The first is when a kid calls you sir. The second is when you make a grunting noise getting off the couch. Nothing you can do about it.

 

[tartanterrier]

You need to stop humping that colleague of yours.Business and pleasure just don't mix

 

[Doc Scurlock]

I have never had lint in my belly button. This is intriguing.

Well, do you wash your jeans in the same load as you wash your t-shirts?

Also, maybe the oils on your body mix in with the lint in your belly button and so it's not pure white.

Maybe it's a guy thing since we have more bodyhair thus that creates more friction when it rubs against clothing and so you get more lint.

 

[Will E Worm]

I wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts. Stewie Griffen