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Dr. Worm knows all. He's a fucking cupcake. RESPECT THE PASTRY.

So very 80s. I like.

Um... I dunno anything about football.. THE SEATTLE SUCKHAWKS PLZ!

I recommend you begin again. The economy is down and the midwest is certainly feeling the strain! So where you live at in the middies?

oh FFS learn how to use IMDB search. Put in simon **** jail. Hit enter. Check the search results and you'll find it. Well.. might wanna do an advanced search for keywords like **** and jail, narrow the search to the years specified.. and just start clicking.

Anything besides ******* and I'm perfectly fine. In fact it's not all *******. Early times, jack or jim.. just fine. But that bottom shelf ****.. oy. Angerfest 2009. It's like all the disgruntled emotions from ******** too much and waking up with a headache.. but condensed into a short time when...

The dildese falcon. One flew over the dildo's nest. Citizen Dildo. A dildo day's night. Resident DILDO . . . ..FIIIIVE! When Dildo Met Sally. When they call around town to ask questions, they're seeing what dildographics people are looking into. When they add a new house or building...

Throw it in the wash, start it up.. the ***** is wearing off and you hope the ***** is chilled. Take a swig.. fucking hell it's barely cold and now watered down. REPOUR. Sit down to try and beat the boss but he ****** you and your last save is a few levels back. FUCK THIS. Turn the system off...

Yup. It's called *******. **** just ends up broken the next day. Controllers, doors, when luck starts to fail me... ya know the times.. you pick up a pen to write something and the jar falls over. Then the pen has no ink. You throw the pen and it gets lost under the fridge. You reach over to...

We've got fish in the water. BRACE FOR IMPACT@!

where have you BEEN?! Post more, think less!

YER TITS R PHAT! HAW! ::runs away slowly:: sillee bexpomer.

BEHIND YOU?!? What sorta commie bastard built that place?!

Why the deuce did you quit?!

Bewbies. And tits. And bewbies. And titbewbs. And tits'n'bewbies'n'tits'n'bewbies'n'TITTTTTEEERRRRSSSS! ~ Sung to the tune of Wishin' and Hopin' - Dusty Springfield

Wanna know what I did at work today? I FAWTED! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

I blame the Duke LaCrosse team for ****** Hillary. Twice.

My balls are filled with cum, yet they are not blue. I will go soon.. to EMPTY THEM! GUAH HAH!

I was mildly proud of that little find. Nothing drives home the point you're trying to make QUITE like posting a myspace pic where they look like a douche and then calling them on the age issue when they're on an 18+ board. Yup, another *** defeated. I suppose I shouldnt be pleased about it...

::carefully eyes that little mustache:: I honestly didnt know that Freddie Mercury had a statue on Easter Island.

Havent you ever 'read' something the way it was punctuated?!? Like.. if William Shatner had a keyboard, you'd read it the exact same.. pausing way. And after his pauses, he usually says the next few words and/or sentence really quickly. Bones.. are you.. there, man?! This is Kirk, I want.. I...

Breaking and Entering into a new era of change! I think that this country needs unity! You pry the door open while I keep a lookout. The companies should be ****** upstairs while we pilfer their tax dollars! GUAH HAH HEEE!

What do I like? Garters. Nipple tassles. Bra's without that front cup part so the titties are on display. What do they call those, a bustier`? And what do I want? I wanna get laid! Soon, if not already! LOL!

He was an alright *** before, apparently. He liked porn and ********.. how a teenager can be addicted to those things is beyond me. He must've been missing school or something. ::shrug:: But now? Oy, do I go to his message boards and preach? NO! Sooo... whatcha wearing?

You leave my periods-with-dramatic-waiting-effect alone, you big meanie!

In the topic he said 'so you found my music page. Big whoop'. Well on the music page his age is 15. So yes, I'd say that's admitting his own age.

Caps cannot be forgiven. No punctuation is just annoying and makes me think of the **** with ADHD that, in real life.. do not use 'verbal punctuation' and just string it all into a big run-on paragraph after paragraph. I almost chose the face punch but I woudnt even want to joke about hitting...

GUAH HAH HEEEE! Honestly these **** dont know how to make an argument online. He left his dang email addy in plain sight. Silly padawan, lightsabers are for Jedi!

If I had a dollar for every teenager that tried to give me 'life changing story'... but didnt.. and wont realize for another 5, 10, 15 years.. that it only changed THEIR young, naive life. A teenager saying they'll never do this or that is like someone walking into a tattoo shop without a...

**** to tell you this, SoulSaver... but you're ********. PeaceofMindhiphop@yahoo.com brings me to your myspace page: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewTaggedPhoto&friendID=403010382&imageUserID=396823683&imageID=20034224 and holy damn, you're 15...

Unless you're planning on using every single port on the device, with each computer being used by different people at the same time.. no. A router simply routes. It's not like a VCR where the pass-thru picture is degraded from each device added to the chain. If you have a super-fast connection...

::CriNges iNSidE mY sOUl:: DA'GGHHH! ::waddles away, stabbing at my thoughts with an icepick::

Was this at the same military depot? Or was the twix a seperate incident? Me? I steal my cum all the time. Since I cant make a deposit into any female accunts, I have to do the Online-Wanking thing.

Ah yes, the born-again's. Sorry but I was born right the first time. Porn? Evil? How does one quantify evil's various ranks and levels? Has the punishment been adjusted over the years for evil inflation? Should I invest in evil now while the economy is spiraling? Do you ever stop and realize...

I have nothing of value to add about that thing. It's a cat or dog.. wearing a frog hat. And those two little circles are obviously hands. .. but.. it makes me think of the floating magic guys in Secret of Mana for SNES. They were small, cute.. floaty things. But I have no real opinion on them...

Unless I'm quoting someone, I always use quick reply. Truth be told, tho.. if the box is empty then reply/quick reply... either side shouldnt work with the other. An error should popup without forwarding to a different page. But, eh.. this is one for the suggestion/comment section more than...

Wait until you get to the point where you masturbate to her old pics you took back in the day. Then browse her emails for signs of cybering. Yeah. That's the ticket. For me at least. I've keylogged every girlfriend I had and didnt read the logs until it was over. Then it was like "Oh, so what's...

Thank you. You have justified my guilt and I now feel much better... about feeling bad. ::bows in gratitude:: ::then stabs myself repeatedly::

I was wondering for the rare few of us who have a T-shirt.. should not there be a day when we wear it proudly? I mean.. it's about impossible to find another posting member in the world who would recognize it.. (I'm at 1, myself. Somebody who trolled the msg board recognized the logo but not my...

I didnt even realize they were trannies until I closed the page and went to reading the posts. I've seen a lot of middle aged females, a good bit of trannies and dammit.. sometimes the females look like guys and the guys, well.. they're effeminate but need that extra touch. If they have the...

Rich fools and their money are soon.. and easily parted. Hell, I'm not rich and my money is too easily parted. It's just too easy to justify it. Today I put up with this bastid, yesterday I paid too much on that bill, why cant I get more hours at this job, who wont that girl give up her hole...

::throws sprinkles on your cupcake:: HA HA! ::drives away laughing, until I realize you're just tastier that way::

Many, many of these 50 states dont require a valid, justifying reason to fire someone. My state is one of them. Here.. you can be buttfucked by an employer anytime at all. Not that I'm black or female or what-have-you.. but what use is equal-opportunity employment if you can be fired for...

But.. but.. I thought we were friends, ya little cute cupcake! Just because I want to impose our collective will on you doesnt mean we cant be happy during the whole conversion process! ;) D&D players would call this 'true neutral'. Now that Obama is in power I'm free to make fun of all sides...

California or Florida? Distant third guess: Las Vegas.

It's a horrible investment. The exact same as having a roommate. It starts off fine, you laugh.. share the bills.. good times. But there are bad times. Thar be arguments. Thar be unemployment while their name is on the lease and you cant just scratch it off, they have to sign away their right...

Name off all the popular sites where media is exchanged for free. They'll all be reigned in one day. MySpace, Facebook, twitter, etc. Companies just dont realize the public will go to a different place for a few years, keep sharing their product and they'll spend way more money trying to...

Evil? I paid 45$ for a haircut last week. Stupid, stupid, stupid... I could've bought enough food for 2 weeks. I could've rented all the games on my wish list long enough to beat them all a couple times for that much.. .. but she was fucking cute and I already had a guinness and a bar-shot of...

I have before. I enjoyed it. I will again. I shall again enjoy it. Topic full of pussies. Shaven little manpussies! A guy turning down sex? Only on the internet. You bunch of wannabe's! I dont care what wall of fur is staring me down, if I can find a hole with a clit on top on fucking ****** IT...

4 feet of marinelife-gobbling change you should believe in, Dukester.