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Reply: Lovejoy Posts made minutes apart. Consecutive posts merged. Posted by: Torre82mod 09:69:Wanna watch Twilight again.

Seriously, have none of you ever answered the door naked? It's like a bullshit shield. Noone can lie to you while your swingin' dick is out. It's just too awkward on their side. And hell... if the porno's are right.. you'll get laid, too. I mean.. ya cant get herpes twice, right? Good luck!

::reads the original post, scrolls past replies and tells ya what I know. For fact.:: Beautiful people get lower Prison sentences. They get fewer tickets. They get off the hook, they get lower prices.. they get tons more. It's a fact. It's facts. Look it up, look them up.. what you noticed.. is...

Defense budget? Defend WHAT?!? If we eat at ourselves from within, what's to worry about from our foreign neighbors? The only real defense we have is a huge body of water seperating us from them. While perfectly adequate in WW1&2.. today is a different story. We're not a nation of capable...

The schools will close, the cops will be laid off.. a very real possibility months from now. Years from now. Sooner depending on where you live. Chaos sounds like an interesting thing. I believe the national guard is going to be earning their paycheck the hard way in the next year or two. Hell...

Guns require skill and bullets and can be easily taken from you by your 'intended target'. A precision missile with a large payload, however.. that's fire-n-forget. I'd say you could solve a good bit of overpopulation, land values, poverty-fees and crime in just a few minutes. Unintended...

Truth. Not to mention the guilt and insecurity you get from unemployment. Yeah.. you can sit on your ass and play video games for days, watch all the movies you want.. but your brain speaks up and says "You didnt earn this. You should be out looking for valid employment. WTF are you level 20...

Agreed. I dont mind a few, but.. it's been pretty consistent lately. I guess people got over the initial shock and are complaining again. What we need is a new national tragedy to take our minds off politics. AND I MEAN TRAGEDY! Not travesty.. like octomom or celebs cheating with the nanny.

oh gawd I've seen that a thousand times. Just as much a shame to watch this time as the first time. It's on BUMFIGHTS. Not a bad show.. except 90% of the time it's not the BUMS that're fighting. I like BLING BLING, tho. Always wanted to listen to his BLING-A-LONG stories. Anyway.. like one of...

Ashy, say it aint so! ::sighs hard:: Alright. Yer forgiven this one time! Psst, you still have your spice girl CDs?

I'll see what I can do. heh "The American Answer".

Just not in a good enough mood. Amy wants to bottom out same as myself. It's completely possible to enjoy life while wishing it wasnt so long and abusive. :P

Eh. Not horrible. Lonely. I spent some hours after work cheering up a friend. She was appreciative. I was happy. But it just reminds me how my life is. I dont have a partner in marriage, I dont have anyone trying to steal me on the side. Me and Amy Winehouse are finishing off this *** by...

Hey Claire. Sup? How're you?

2008 = Runaway train. 2009 = teeter totter. 2010 = recovery city. Or play fallout3 to see a preview of the devastation. Honestly, so many people.. so much confusion.. such high expectations that the American ***** will return. In full *****.I say less of a waiting game.. more of a powder keg...

PHAIL. There's almost no way it would work. Buuuut.. the fanbase has to support it 100%. The game has to be tight. Orderly. Intuitive. It's got YEARS on WoW, so graphics and the rest have no competition. I dont see it happening, but.. we'll wait and see. Huge universe. Huge storylines. IMO.. too...

On the easy days, red bull. On the hard days.. amphetamines. Not easy to get speed. Easy to get anything else, tho. I stay as natural as I can get, but some days.. it's nowhere near enough. Now I smoke maybe one cigarette per week, if even that. I dont do caffeine or ***** anywhere near...

Anyone else feeling that bite of age? It might have been a slow transition over the years but dammit, at 26 I cant stay up all night without help. I cant ***** without wanting to ********. I dont have that teenage energy AT ALL anymore. I can still fuck with vigor, I still have my skills AND my...

My Mega Man bracket is safe. I have megaman3 FTW and 2 after that. Since I never beat any of the others, nor really played them... the rest are wildcards. But my top two are pretty safe. Unless those SNES games were actually easy. I severely doubt that. Capcom are a bunch of sadistic bastards...

That was so accurate, funny and eerie up until the Mandy Moore part. Then I threw in Britney Spears and .. um.. various other younger girls. HEY! DONT JUDGE ME! When I was a teenager I wanted to jack to other teenagers! If you're ******* you can whack to illegals! Mmmm... but we all grew up...

FreeOnes Man Law #69: When your friend's GF runs off like a lil bish, sometimes you gotta step up and take one for the team. Blue, turn around, drop your pants and prepare to cum. My jacking technique is undisputed. At least in my own pants. Close your eyes and think of Pamela Jolie. I mean...

Agreed. Better to arrange it than let it happen randomly. Prepare for it. Rest assured that it's over when the teacher says so. A good compromise between teenage chaos and order.

No comment.. 'cept to say that the land the U.N. resides upon was donated by the Rockefeller's. Take that as you will.

You can be my *** anytime. So long as you dont mind your *** worshipping you with a tongue.

Mmm.. ****.. AHEM, Get your leaky cuntstick in the back before I beat you! Dont make me ******* your stenchy meatstick further.

Pop some amphetamines, stop smacking your balls and give the cat a proper fucking. DID I HONESTLY HAVE TO POST THAT? **** that was obvious. CMON!

BLUE YOU SEXY FUCK! Come back. We need more crazy in this topic and I'm not gonna be the only one. I'm *****. You're sober. Back me up, here. CMON!

To be completely honest.. I find it hard to cum IN a girl, let alone cum ON a girl. Which I've never actually done, btw. I just cant. A history of genital defects. I've got a fat, long cock.. which I barely enjoy. Thank you ******. Thank you so little. ::rolls eyes and walks away from topic...

I wanna fuck Claire, Amelia or.. my hand. I really wanna just flop onto the bed and ********, actually. As a man in 'Das Boot' once said.. "I AM TO ***** TO FUCK!"

Samuel L MOTHERFUCKIN' Jackson = Man Law.

Gimme the code for it and I'll make it my sig. On a PS3 you cant copy/paste, ya cant edit photos... I dunno how but I went outside my budget this month buying presents for my local friends.

ARTIMUS?! What the fuck are you doing away from the Milena Velba topic?! GET BACK IN YER CELL!

Spartans! Post now!

middle finger? He came from wherever facetious and lovejoy came from. I have to decipher their posts with a pocket field guide, so much of the time. Just WTF are they saying?!

Very ready. SEND ALREADY!

Tell me you've played fallout3! The reviewers have their heads stuck far up oblivion's ass. Which.. IMO.. is a huge disapointment over Morrowind and is only a building block for F3's greatness. So the old stuff is either gone or updated.. the series is alive and well as far as I'm concerned.

My ass you arent a tease! If I had a week off and enough cash I'd fly over just to un-tease it all. You'd be sore after the first day. ;) ehh.. who am I kidding? The first hour would be enough. Sore sore sore. And ready for MORE! guah hah!

Um... how is that pertinent to.. ohh. Nevermind. But you might want to explain to everyone else. ****, you might want to explain to me in case I'm wrong. Man it's been forever since I've seen that flick.

I've been waiting patiently for many days. You teasing mod, you.

OMFG, you did NOT just use my favorite line in Blazing Saddles. The funniest bit in the whole show. WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT?! Btw... candygram for mongo. HARUMPH!

Mmm.. clairebear. What's on the menu tonight, gov'nuh? I'm game for whatever.

I have no age rules. If she's interested, it's on. Sadly.. they're never interested. But whether she's too young or too old.. I wouldnt say no. Just being honest, there. Whether you're just beginning adulthood or ending it.. I'll be your first. I'll be your last if you're really that old, Miss...

You know if anyone were to make up 'Woman law' there'd be a huge discrimination lawsuit, an equal-rights faire in some major city and we'd never hear the end of it. ::downs s'more ***:: Sometimes I'm glad I dont have a girl. Just because you have a cunt doesnt give you the right to BE a cunt...

Fight the good fight, TT. You've got my support. Post more, post often, represent who you are and what you stand for. 6,000 posts under my belt and despite a negative rep.. a bad reply.. I cant give up posting -fighting for what I believe. Best of luck to you in your fight, may your patience...

Greetings, good sir. Welcome to the board and enjoy your stay.