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  1. Torre82

    Any sex scene with Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround sound?

    Well I suppose it's a good idea... set up 3 microphones in the distance, Left center right, etc. 2 near the camera and just let the soundman throw it all into the bitstream later. It wouldnt be as nice as possible unless the DVD used DTS, or they did it ala bluray uncompressed sound TrueHD...
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    You didnt do anything wrong. If you're referring to a post or reply I made in regards to you, I...

    You didnt do anything wrong. If you're referring to a post or reply I made in regards to you, I was probably tired, *********** or just pissed at the world at the time. It takes all the niceness and tact out of my usual postings and I just skip to the point. No offense intended, my friend. :)
  3. Torre82

    Booyaka, evo. Sup?

    Booyaka, evo. Sup?
  4. Torre82

    MARLO MARLO MARLO! How you be today?

    MARLO MARLO MARLO! How you be today?
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    Meta-time strategy game?

    Oooh.. sexy concept. Might be a pain in multiplayer, tho. ZERGING FROM THE FUTURE! or.. past? err.. hm.
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    Anybody with a PS3 i need your HELP PLEASE!!!

    Yup. The PS3 browser needs a MAJOR overhaul. No copy/paste, bare minimum flash and javascript capabilities. Page formatting is problematic and buggy.. and if you open a text/keyboard window while the page is still loading... it'll automatically close when the page loading hits 100%. STILL...
  7. Torre82

    I see you only have 4 friends - after 1,867 posts. That has to change. Add me already! ;)

    I see you only have 4 friends - after 1,867 posts. That has to change. Add me already! ;)
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    This is so annoying...any other recent grads?

    It's never enough. You wouldnt have made this topic if you didnt have that mindset that a degree means you'll get what job you want. So you have a degree.. do you have talent? So you have some talent, do you have patience? Will you take charge? Go past what was in the job description? Will the...
  9. Torre82

    What are you listening to right now?

    We Are Scientists - The Great Escape Followed by Goldfinger - I Want
  10. Torre82

    Britney Spears

    I've given in long ago. My penis disregards his own safety and would loooove to dwell within Brit or Paris. It's just so wrong.. that it makes it completely right. At least to penis. So easy to wank to either when they keep showing off their tits'n'piecees.
  11. Torre82

    What exactly makes a shemale ass "hot"???

    I dunno what makes that ass hawt, but many people want to stare at it.. then wonder if it's gay. So.. hmmmm.
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    This is so annoying...any other recent grads?

    It hasnt been a good atmosphere for graduates for YEARS. You dont see the ads in the paper asking for this degree and that degree PLUS 2-5 years experience for no reason. There just isnt enough room for unskilled workers. A college grad is an unskilled worker. You have to actually PROVE YOURSELF...
  13. Torre82

    So what time is it where you are? What're you doing awake?!(if it's late) What's going on this...

    So what time is it where you are? What're you doing awake?!(if it's late) What's going on this morning? (if it's early as hell)
  14. Torre82

    Building it by yourself? How do you find the time to watch twilight or rock out?!? Worse yet...

    Building it by yourself? How do you find the time to watch twilight or rock out?!? Worse yet, how many times do you wank your gamer clitty off per day?!? Inquiring me wants to know!
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    This is so annoying...any other recent grads?

    You dumb bastids, you went thru all that college, owe all that money and you havent figured it out yet? You went thru a second high school for no friggin' reason. This isnt a utopia where specialist jobs are available, this is a spiraling economy where you need ACTUAL FUCKING TALENT to land a...
  16. Torre82

    Spaz alert!

    I've broken a few controllers in my life.. but geez, I feel cleaner than a rabbi's sheets compared to you two. My rage is directed towards items of a TRIVIAL nature. Not cell phones or entertainment devices which serve me perfectly well. Even at my worst, I'll take the offending disc or...
  17. Torre82

    A nice english girl I know. I definitely need to taste those nipples one of these days.

    A nice english girl I know. I definitely need to taste those nipples one of these days.
  18. Torre82

    Love your sig. Whose are those? ;) ;)

    Love your sig. Whose are those? ;) ;)
  19. Torre82

    States Consider **** Testing For Welfare Recips

    Please wait your turn in line, sir. The next available clerk will help you with your friggin' poorness. Thank you for your patience, scumbitch. ;)
  20. Torre82

    How big is your dick?

    I'm extremely pleased with mine. So are the RARE individuals who decide to sit on it. I believe way more people should.. but hey, fuck them. Their loss. http://img240.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=58154_cock3_123_153lo.JPG Dont mind the platypus. He just watches over the household and makes...
  21. Torre82

    Gawd that's delightful. Moar, MOAR! Oh what I would give to be in thar..

    Gawd that's delightful. Moar, MOAR! Oh what I would give to be in thar..
  22. Torre82

    OooOOoohh.. EMAIL?! I'll check it this moment! ::runs to it with glee and stuff::

    OooOOoohh.. EMAIL?! I'll check it this moment! ::runs to it with glee and stuff::
  23. Torre82

    I have yet to conquer your nether regions. When are you flying to America to invite me into your...

    I have yet to conquer your nether regions. When are you flying to America to invite me into your minipuss? :P
  24. Torre82

    'War' on poisonous Australia toad

    ::listens intently:: shhh.. one sec.. My neighbor.. upstairs.. is either changing her vibrator settings constantly or vacuuming with a sybian. Ahem. Anyway. I wanna **** some frogs. Any aussies need a chamberboy? I can pleasure you, cook your meals and troubleshoot your comps while I wait for...
  25. Torre82

    OMG! WATCH OUT! Your wife.. she's gonna sit.. on your cock.. I'm sorry. I tried to save you...

    OMG! WATCH OUT! Your wife.. she's gonna sit.. on your cock.. I'm sorry. I tried to save you. You're done for, friend. See ya in the next life.
  26. Torre82

    'War' on poisonous Australia toad

    Alternative usage: Grab a bat and play basefrog. Beavis: "Yeah, YEAH! LICK IT! LICK IT!"
  27. Torre82

    Most number of dicks in one woman

    ::looks at post count:: Ah. You dont know Blueballs yet. Welcome to his world. AKA every post you'll get a wildly imaginative romp thru porn, a bit of crazy and a lot of entertaining. ::looks at your location:: FARGO?! FUCKING RUN! err, SWIM! What the fuck ever! Just go! Like the city at the...
  28. Torre82

    States Consider **** Testing For Welfare Recips

    Ya gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet. Like the recent tax hike on cigs. Deal with it.;)
  29. Torre82

    Mmm. Good to hear from you again. Whatever shall we do today? I vote we take over the world...

    Mmm. Good to hear from you again. Whatever shall we do today? I vote we take over the world. Let's start with Italy. I never liked them. Too much garlic.
  30. Torre82

    Global Warming / Climate Change - Are We Past the Point of No Return??

    ::the average person in the crowd steps forward and yells:: PUNCH ANOTHER HOLE IN THE OH ZONE TO LET THAT GAS OUT! LET MOMMA EARTH FART!
  31. Torre82

    **** of Choice

    My tongue willingly awaits the offer of ass to tease awkwardly before you run away in horror. I shall then laugh.. and very, very possibly wash my mouth out with that same *****'n'heineken. Gotta wash the taste of **** and hooker spit outta my mouth with SOMETHING. ~FG Reference for the day...
  32. Torre82

    What's your favourite thing to do with big tits?

    Pierce the nipples to accessorize the tit. Preferably with a rectangle bar ****** thru them. Possibly hide the scar (if they're artificially busty) with a decent tattoo. Perhaps of a dragon using his tongue to tease the areola. I'd like to see them jiggle by alternate means. Smack 'em a bit...
  33. Torre82

    **** of Choice

    You fucking lightweight! Put that heinie down and pick up some real brew! SHEESH! .... or at least pour a shot of midshelf ***** into that heinie so that it actually gets you ***** after less than 18 beers. Underpowered, overtasty ****.. might as well ***** ZIMA!! LOLOL
  34. Torre82

    ok who likes pussy & cock ?

    Fleshlight and astroglide, my friend. No longer will you have dickburn if you decide to wank it all day long. Just lube her up with 2-3 drops, wipe some at the opening or use your tongue while keeping your eyes closed.. (mmm babe, your cunt is all cold tonight. You been fucking icecubes again?)...
  35. Torre82

    **** of Choice

    Whoa. Guess it depends where you live. Urquell is only a dollar more expensive than Miller/MGD here. I havent seen a bottle of Lowenbrau in YEARS. I dont think they even sell it in Indy.
  36. Torre82

    ok who likes pussy & cock ?

    Indeed. Maybe I should just pack up and move to England or Brazil. Where apparently there are so many fuckable chicks running around that they take you, instead of you asking nicely, paying for dinner, balancing funny or nice with confidence and flirting.. only to get jack **** later that night...
  37. Torre82

    I get the sudden urge to either wank off or challenge you to rock band/guitar hero every time I...

    I get the sudden urge to either wank off or challenge you to rock band/guitar hero every time I see a picture of you. That by itself.. is fucking awesome. Thank you for being that kinda girl. When's the website gonna be up?
  38. Torre82

    ok who likes pussy & cock ?

    corrected. ;)
  39. Torre82

    ******

    ******? Not when it's the focus of the porn, no sir. I've only really noticed two kinds of ******. Maxx Hardcore FACEFUCKING until tears, ***** and sometimes *****.. which isnt my style. I somehow have respect for humans after all these years and signing on for that.. I know you're getting paid...
  40. Torre82

    Rick Pitino's Hair

    I had to laugh when I saw that vampire *** in Twilight. Whoah.. back that hair down an inch or two. .. but then I went to the salon and got the same haircut and the fucking high schoolers are flirting with me every second. Damn you vampires! Damn age of consent! ::goes home to beat off.. alone.. ::
  41. Torre82

    ok who likes pussy & cock ?

    Both are cool. It's really easy to get one. Not so easy to get the pinker stuff. Being of a small stature and 5'10.. I get way more stares from gay guys. Chicks? They dont wanna deal with someone who would actually win a debate. They always walk in with someone a foot or two taller with nothing...
  42. Torre82

    **** of Choice

    Blech. Bell's? Those guys that make the Honker Pale Ale? Never liked anything from Bell or Oberon. Less *******.. more fufu taste, too much of the time. That's woman-*****, mah friend. chickbooze.
  43. Torre82

    Most number of dicks in one woman

    ::reads halfway thru seriously, reads the next half with dick in hand, starts a vigorous search for this recording so I can beat off to a high commie with a lotta cock in her... ooh, the very thought is cumworthy::
  44. Torre82

    States Consider **** Testing For Welfare Recips

    We're already on the slippery slope. We're Jack in the cave with an Obamapenguin leading us down a completely odd path for America. Socialists and capitalists cry foul alike, dems and repubs are at each other's throats.. okay, I'll tell you this.. I'm giving this country a TON of credit right...
  45. Torre82

    **** of Choice

    Cheap-as-fuck-**** that I dont mind: Red Dog or ******'s. Mid Level **** I could ***** for years: Budweiser (NOT LITE!) Killian's and Rolling Rock High level **** I either cant find cheaply, or simply cant find: Morland Hen's Tooth, or anything by St. Peter. English Ale.. Cream Stout.. good...
  46. Torre82

    States Consider **** Testing For Welfare Recips

    They'll do ANYTHING to cull the herd of people asking for unemployment. I **** to side with the executives, but.. if their companies go under, they can just go to another. The unemployed are pretty much fucked until 2010, or 2011 or whenever the jobless rate goes back to rational, normal levels.
  47. Torre82

    Young Old Teen Milf ... wtf?!?

    Nice tits. Nice face. I can appreciate her, 'cept she does hardcore either way. Not my piece of cake.
  48. Torre82

    States Consider **** Testing For Welfare Recips

    Pass it. Immediately. Skip all the red tape and just pass it. If I had a dollar for every time I've seen food stamps used by people that smelled slightly of weed, and more of unwashed.. whew. I'm glad I dont live on the east side or downtown Indianapolis anymore.
  49. Torre82

    Most number of dicks in one woman

    Six is my guess. You can get 2 in a cunt, 2 in an ass.. but we're gonna need a vietnam vet with like barely ANY legs, but still has a cock. Slide him in thar and let him .. um.. wriggle. So that's 2 in each hole downstairs. Now 2 in one mouth is very possible. Not very fun, per se.. but that's...
  50. Torre82

    Most number of dicks in one woman

    Simple.. true.. I like it. And here are tonight's TOP TEN POSTS I COULD MAKE ON THIS THREAD! ::drumroll, please:: 10. You know from many angles, it looks like she's a hunk of meat on a spit. Minus the turning wheel. Oh wait, ****.. are they japanese? Okay, so it's entirely possible they'll...
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