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To the picture.. to the chick who talked about rainbows.. ::big napoleon dynamite sigh that lasts a fucking minute long it's so awful knowing people like that exist. In great numbers. And breed.::

Um.. check out WHAT link? You attacked a tiny pic for your first post and left. ANYWAY.

Yes. Didnt you get the memo? Or were you too busy sketching characters and writing storylines for your D&D characters? :P

I like the chick on the car. She gives me ideas. Ideas that involve my vagina and her penis.

Huh. Now that's a combination. Gotta get me some *** *******. Good ****. As far as the M&M's.. well I'll try it a couple times, sure. Better yet throw some hot squid jerky and red bean cakes in, too. Damn. Now I wanna go to the japanese store and buy that rare, tasty stuff you cant find at the...

o_O? Do I smell a blonde joke coming on? :P

aww babe, you're so sweet. Writing me a love poem. If I known we were going to exchange kind words and rhymes I would've consulted a thesaurus and wrote you something. Okay, how about this: If I knew you were cummin, I'd have baked a cake, Baked a cake, Baked a cake! Oh if I knew you were...

Shame the kitty is paired with a guy firing his M60, animation-wise. Heh.. I'm that guy that points out in movies the incorrect sound effects/damge when guns are fired. Ever notice when someone fires a 9mm from any given handgun they tend to put, ohh.. any given round that has been fired out of...

As Vlad Putin would say.. in Soviet Russia, pool delivers YOU!

The perfect rack meets the imperfect rat. Oh, if I had a dollar for every knuckle ***** I've birthed to Miss Hathaway... I'd read her princess diaries anytime.

Everykitty was kung fu fighting.. ::dodges the tomatos and empty cans:: Yeah, yeah.. bad joke, bad reply. :P

:facepalm: Setting us back another 1,000 years. You know dogs and cats can talk just fine, they have excellent pronunciation and sentence structure. ... they just see pictures like this and decide to STFU, cuz free room and board isnt a bad gig. Except around halloween time. Oy.

For shits and giggles imma go get another fosters. You stay right there.. better yet no, come with me. We're going to the bedroom.

Well sheeit, all I gots iz dis BluRay player with like gigabytes, dawg. You fuckin' lucky. Silver sppoon n ****. fuckin richie bitches fuck dat keep it real ... ... Word.

****?! GUAH HAH HOOTEN! I have already downed 3 tod.. err, ::checks the trashcan:: Yes, FOUR beers today! I am not onto HARD ******! For the low price of sitting on my penis I'll consider you equal in the ******** game! ;)

Consider the minibar VISITED. ***** is IN HAND. Liver STANDING BY.

::scratches head and desperately tries to find some actual humorous quip that's applicable to this:: ::really doesnt wanna say the obvious thing, but.. whatever. It's all I can think of:: What a shitty hat.

Um.. how did we narrow it down to two? Anybody?

But... but.. your metaphor makes sense but it isnt clever! See, cuz.. when you go out in the world you should be prepared, and like.. ***** out and all. Soo, the troops go into battle and you told them to sheathe their swords. But ah well. I'm nitpicking and poking fun. ;) "Dont be a fool. Wrap...

Welcome to Indiana!

Greetings, clairol. How are you today? ... Aw hell, I dont have a *****. This simply will not do.

::found myself at the bottom of the page, somehow I read thru it all:: *sighs* ::since an emotion cannot be properly conveyed with a smilie, animated GIF or a hotlink to a music video that sums up my feelings on the matter I decided to describe the utter lack of reasoning behind my desire to...

I never minded the little things...

Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Excellent, Fartimus. Congrats on 3K, bys thes ways.

Brass tacks, btw. As in thumb-tacks, or those things we put into bulletin boards. ;)

.... You need help, my friend. Seek it and ye shall find those that charge LESS than 150 per month for appropriate psychological help. 150? In America? Sheesh.. Your dick is expensive. Fuck that.

Glad to see you've come around to reason. :) I hope you're ******** martini's, cuz gin is just about WRONG to ***** by itself. ;)

Fake. Photoshopped like mad. A few minutes work in photoshop, no less. Listen, I used to fake photos all the fuggin' time. This is lightweight **** that only takes 2-5 minutes per photo... less if you rush thru. So they copy/pasted, created a mask.. changed some of this, edited some of that...

UGH. Not ANOTHER one of these bullshit ex gf sites. What is this, the new way to wrangle internet-noobs? Why don't Norton and McAfee get off their fucking asses and actually update useful information, like.. I know the lot of you bastards are using our trial product since you bought a bullshit...

Indeed, this joke is many years old now.

Ehh, I've bought a few months worth of XXX sites in my days, but I've never kept a recurring subscription. If I like a girl I'll wait 6-12 months and buy a 1-month just to download all her new stuff, camchat a few times perhaps.. and then bask in her hawtness for awhile.

Now dont get all uptight about a little neg rep. In this topic we can 'roast' and poke fun at each other. RIGHT?!? Okay, lemme start it off with some friendly jabbing: FUCK YOUR *******! ;)

::has an idea and runs off to the post games section::

The Daily Show gets more respect than MOST news stations simply because it delivers the truth... THEN lampoons the fuck out of it. How many times have you watched your local news describe a violent ****** and then swiftly breeze to the sports scores or some other inane bullshit? Too many times...

Ah. Well.. I'm..::thinks:: I'm a FriendlySalesGuy.

Neg rep? Not all the time but I Hand it out when I can. I find that it's fucking annoying to see that 'YOU CANT REP THIS GUY AGAIN! HAND OUT MORE REP! HAHAHAHAHA!" insulting message on the board when I try to *give a compliment* to one of you guys for an awesome post. Since it's hard to find...

Why name 'Boothbabe'? You a server? Are you constantly sitting in booths? Did you lose your virginity in a booth? I'm sure it was explained somewhere on the board but it's not easy to find a single post in a sea of millions.

Re: How about a most for Big Tittied Mature: DEAUXMA!! is going? No. "Has gone thru". Past tense. That youtube vid was from the beginning of 2007, my friend. That's her daily upkeep for the sex undistry. :P

Invest in ***** and *****. They'll get you thru this crisis without complaint.

I've never met a girl who couldnt. My record with my usual girl: 24. My record with a girl who was cheating on her hubby with me: 32. I was keeping count simply because it's awesome to watch such a show. Dont doubt it, dont envy me.. it's hard for me to even cum in a girl after an hour of...

GameFaqs.com Use it. Learn it. Love it. If you even know HALF the name, you'll find the game. Otherwise just browse thru the games one by one. There are only a thousand or two PS1 games. It wouldnt take you more than a few hours to find it. In the meantime you'll see a dozen other games you NEED...

Re: This website will offend everybody, but you'll just laugh, and laugh, and say WTF That's not funny. That's about a dozen antipsychotics that need to be prescribed and taken daily.

A compliment, if one considers that it's one of my favorite songs. Also prominently featured in one of my favorite movies. Well.. favorite zombie flicks: 28 Days Later. So yes, it is to me.. and to you as well. :P

Real girls are expensive and dont do what I want on command. Like.. when I **** up.. it's easier to sit on a chair next to the bed, stare at my HD screen and see a hole or tits close up for as long as I want. The screen is not being disturbed with the light on. Nor by my spreading her legs, her...

Assumed rest of post: "I'm deaf as fuck so they dont do me any good to watch. Thought I'd complain here since porn goes hand-in-hand with B-movies. You're all directors, right?" No. I'm a screenwriter and deviant, myself. Perhaps you've seen some of my work? Slumdog Millionaire, Doggpound #7...

30 to 60$ per box. Which includes about 70 to 180 pieces, depending on if it's actual nicorette or the generic brand. 2mg or 4mg pieces of gum. Or the slow release 'patches' with 14/21 mg. In the end it all balances out with smokers because they simply cant control their habit and will keep...

Maildude, my favorite mailman. Howthehellareyatoday?! Long time no chat. How you holding up these days? I dont think they'll take away yer cushy government job. Well, take away cushy and put 'sometimes I get a cushion I can utililize'.

Grandaddy - A.M. 180 That's the song that plays whenever I see your posts/profile.

Beans? For lunch? You don't say! Tell me.. what happened AFTER you had Beans for lunch!

Perhaps so. I need to review your benefits package and see what your payment system looks like before I can settle on being inked into the bexpomer gang.