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  1. Torre82

    Yes, my dear.. I know the pain of missing someone. That's why this time I painted a target on my...

    Yes, my dear.. I know the pain of missing someone. That's why this time I painted a target on my cock so you'd know exactly where to land. By all means, try out this new airstrip. Heeheehee
  2. Torre82

    how do i show my signature?

    Heeey! Speak for yourself. I'm usually busy cleaning my fleshlight and keeping her self esteem up directly after masturwanktion. Then I refill my ***** and my cares are left for another day. Sorta like the nanomachines in Metal Gear Solid 4 that suppress emotions. If you turn them off it all...
  3. Torre82

    Sasha Grey is or will be the NEW QUEEN of PORNLAND!

    Jennifer Grey or Sarah Jessica Parker. In the vacuum of pornstars.. middle aged movie celebs will fill the void and show their voids getting filled. ... eww.
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    Queefs vs. Farts

    A fart is funny. A queef is fucking HAWT. Just knowing that the cutesy fart noise made it's way through your beef flaps and into the world.. it's like birthing a little comedy and as a side effect I often feel like donating some sperm immediately after hearing a queef.
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    how do i show my signature?

    Which is why I could never make a cock avatar of myself. Just not enough.. ::cries::
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    Masturbation is the cure for Hay Fever?!

    OMGZWTF?! MANDY YOU ARE SO HOOOTTTT@! You should probably lie down, eat some chicken soup and masturwank a few times to get rid of your fever. And hay fever. And headaches. Orgasms help a lotta things. Speaking of.. what do gay horses eat? HAAAAAAYY! (heeeey gurlfrieend! Say it phonetically...
  7. Torre82

    Guitar Hero: Metallica

    Pantera sucks on de balls. Your hope with pantera = thrown out the window with the Harmonix fiasco. Activision.. such pisspoor DLC and never enough of one band. Always in little trackpacks of 3 or so. It's just awe-inspiring to see the Rock Band store chock full of quality AND quantity. Like...
  8. Torre82

    What up big perm, I mean big worm? ~Friday!!!

    What up big perm, I mean big worm? ~Friday!!!
  9. Torre82

    View a girl from the back and you can still see the sides of her tits. Tasty round milkbags...

    View a girl from the back and you can still see the sides of her tits. Tasty round milkbags...
  10. Torre82

    how do i show my signature?

    You have to click the show sig checkbox at the end.of.every.post. I.know.It's.tiring. But you hafta do it each time.
  11. Torre82

    Tera Patrick vs Jenna Jameson at the Catfight Report

    I gotta go with Jenna. Skinny chicks (especially those on various diet uppers and/or ******* substances) fight to the bone. Tera looks capable but.. and not just for personal bias, I'm gonna go with the real veteran pornstar. Jenna, please. Shame I'm voting for the underdog. I really dont want...
  12. Torre82

    what's the most evil thing you've ever done?

    ::thinks:: Almost burnt down an uninhabited house. I didnt see the harm in it since it was still being built. My friend, though.. he seemed to take it as pretty evil. I've ****** all sorts of creatures. Never felt evil so much as guilt after the fact every so rarely. Watching them die with...
  13. Torre82

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Havent seen some of those in years. They dont really show the older sets anymore. Eh. Good stuff, tho. As FruitHander would say.. 'excellent sleazing'. or was it nice porning? Very decent smuttery? Ah well.
  14. Torre82

    That beautiful gap between the legs. The V you can see clear thru when her thighs are 'just...

    That beautiful gap between the legs. The V you can see clear thru when her thighs are 'just right'. ;)
  15. Torre82

    Happy 5000th. Here's to 5000 more! ::runs off to the minibar::

    Happy 5000th. Here's to 5000 more! ::runs off to the minibar::
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    Tits.

    Tits.
  17. Torre82

    I think that guy's asshole is tight enough to be an instamatic-diamond maker. Man, if I had a...

    I think that guy's asshole is tight enough to be an instamatic-diamond maker. Man, if I had a dollar for every delivery guy that was late.. 90% of people dont care so long as their pizza/cable/fleshlight/OHSHITHIDETHEPORNOFROMWIFEY! within a few hours or sometimes hey, next day or a day early...
  18. Torre82

    post 5,000

    Ah yes.. 5000 posts. That was a good night. I remember being 80 posts away from it and trying to find threads worth posting in.. I gave up about 20 posts in, woke up an hour earlier than my usual and got to 5000 JUST before leaving for work, as I recall. Ehh.. might've been 6000, tho. ;) :P
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    Want to know what I did on Wednesday? :)

    Wednesday.. hmm. I woke up at 10A, drank a lot.. stopped and took a shower, went to work at 3:30P, worked till 10P.. still had some amp's and a red bull going so I picked up my expert save in rock band and progressed a few songs before the adrenaline wore off and I crashed out without finishing...
  20. Torre82

    Girls With Shiny Faces

    Yet another reason why I dont wank it to teenagers. Skin like a texas drilling site. Oil or empty holes in their baby-fat ridden faces. Bleh!
  21. Torre82

    YOUR FILTHING! IT IS GOOD! Praise you, sir. Praise you.

    YOUR FILTHING! IT IS GOOD! Praise you, sir. Praise you.
  22. Torre82

    Ex's Email

    Not really, no. It's as simple as realizing you have her username and password stored in that program. You dial out. Download. Unless you set the program to delete the email off the POP3 server after download.. she wouldnt suspect anything at all. A'course if she changes her password, you'd get...
  23. Torre82

    Leisure Suit Larry

    Oh I liked it. It just didnt have the same sarcasm and clever bits about it that Al Lowe brought to the previous 7. Well.. 6 unless someone finds LSL4: Case of the missing floppies. ;) LOL I hafta say the original and six are my faves. 7 was so sweet, but so short. Limitations of the CD format...
  24. Torre82

    *****?! Alone?!?!?????!! Sweet. Break out the camcorder and make me a movie! Tease the kitten...

    *****?! Alone?!?!?????!! Sweet. Break out the camcorder and make me a movie! Tease the kitten.. spread the kitten.. make it purrr. ;)
  25. Torre82

    Gillian Anderson

    Re: gillian anderson Oh hell yes. Super high res pics = Worthy as fuck.
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    Girls With Shiny Faces

    Here in the states we call that 'oil'. Take some rice paper to it and it's gone. Ah, and the other shiny face.. old ladies who've been out in the sun too many times, too long.. over too many years. That shite be leathery.
  27. Torre82

    Gotta love a firmware update that actually adds something USEFULLLL!

    Gotta love a firmware update that actually adds something USEFULLLL!
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    Leisure Suit Larry

    They're always more funny than sexy. But there is plenty of erotica as well. Tits and comedy go hand in hand. Well hand plus hand plus erection... Ahem, anyway. LSL games are funny as hell oftentimes, but the goal is usually to get laid and see titties. Every game except magna cum laude is an...
  29. Torre82

    FreeOnes Message Board to Offer Premium Board Accounts

    Well then.. WHEN THE ****** HELL CAN WE BUY POINTS, THEN?!? Only been waiting 2 years...
  30. Torre82

    Should I complain about that to a shop?

    Whoever invented 'The customer is always right' should die a horrible fucking death.
  31. Torre82

    no more political threads

    You didnt have the word 'political' in your title. Sucks to be bush. Or Kerry. Or .. dammit.. ::****** my hands to type:: SuX tO Be yOu...
  32. Torre82

    Einstein Saw Religion as a "Childish Superstition"

    Agreed. A jew is usually self loathing. He believes but he hates at the same time. Hates the situation and tries to change it. A'course.. when you try to change the world, you usually get your wish. He built a bomb and ****** a fuckload of people. We still have consciences, and can still ask...
  33. Torre82

    Should I complain about that to a shop?

    **My favorite complaint was when people called tech support complaining about their residential DSL and how they were losing money, or when people simply complained about their 'reliable, trusty' DSL being down. For one.. if you're losing money, buy a fucking business line or fuck off. Choose...
  34. Torre82

    Should I complain about that to a shop?

    The people have spoken. You were being unreasonable. Grow up or grow a pair. Your cho.... no, actually.. your choices arent reasonable. Please just back away from the 'complaint' button. Spend a week as a delivery driver, spend a week as a retail cashier, spend a week in jail, spend a week in...
  35. Torre82

    no more political threads

    I believe we've got that covered. We're even past the McCain Obama 2008 thing. What's next? What politician will **** a small boy or stick a cigar in some hole?
  36. Torre82

    Should I complain about that to a shop?

    A dollar?.. you complained over a dollar? What are you, a survivor of the friggin' Great Depression? Your silly delivery didnt harm anyone, did it? Did the cats **** on the carpet? They get a UTI? The customer is always right?! You think the guy was late for his own selfish reasons? The guy...
  37. Torre82

    no more political threads

    Come gather round people whereever you roam and admit that the waters around you have grown and accept it that soon You'll be drenched to the bone if your time to you is worth savin' then you better start swimmin' or you'll sink like a stone Oh the times, they are a'changin'. Come writers and...
  38. Torre82

    Real Irish porn?

    I'm not ***** enough to watch Irish porn. Yet. Gimme a tick. ::swills it down::
  39. Torre82

    April Fool's Day started early at Adult Swim

    Excuse me Phillip.. Yes, Terrence? I FAWTED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Repeat. No rinsing necessary.
  40. Torre82

    Using Guy's/Babe's body in dining.....Pic/videos

    Like in that Wesley Snipes/Sean Connery movie based off the book by Crichton! Rising Sun. Where they have a girl laying there with a fruit setup, an oer'deuvres section and I believe whipped cream here and there on her already-tasty lil self. It just seemed so indulgent. Much like the 80s and...
  41. Torre82

    no more political threads

    *BUMP*. Because all these politico's & their threads.. are annoying. HERE, HERE!(where?) or HEAR HEAR! (What? Speak up!) I feel like I'm watching FOX news. Yes.. it's good to be among the first to know what's going on. But the topics turn into finger-pointing badness halfway down the first...
  42. Torre82

    How much $$$ do you make?

    Used to earn about 15K per year total. Now..um..wow. Then, if you factor in earnings MINUS spending on necessaries..I might have 2K per year that I'm actually able to put towards entertainment, luxuries such as going out and spending 20$ (restaurant) on what would cost 2$ at a supermarket. I...
  43. Torre82

    My new site design is upppp!

    Anyone view this webcam? Red and Blue glasses or those newer transparent ones? Either way.. hmmmm. Sounds peachy.
  44. Torre82

    FreeOnes Message Board to Offer Premium Board Accounts

    I thought it was half a good idea. Oh well. ::pockets my 20 bucks I had ready::
  45. Torre82

    Vigil Held for Homeless Sex Offender Found Frozen to Death (Grand Rapids, MI)

    Agreed. I keep my urges in control.. you dont see me ******** mid-shift, nor taking every girl scout that comes to my door. Their cookies are good, their other cookies... AHEM.
  46. Torre82

    Another low day in America. I find the local news asking the public (fox news, news@6) asking us...

    Another low day in America. I find the local news asking the public (fox news, news@6) asking us what will happen when an industrial state like Indiana loses its automotive plants. My initial response.. who gives a fuck? These people have had volatile jobs their whole lives.. they could see...
  47. Torre82

    What Did The TelePromped President Do Today ?

    Be not concerned with our padawan democrats, they cannot leash their tongues. The true power of the democratic side is not yet unleashed. ::evil emperor laugh:: I'm afraid the Obama star is quite operational...
  48. Torre82

    US soldier gets 35 years in deaths of 4 Iraqis

    Well.. ::puts my ***** down:: The military trains killers. The battlefield is like a Jerry Springer show. You can legally **** people on either side without fear of punishment. Insurgents.. friendly fire.. it's all relevant. It's all in their context. ******* the enemy even while blindfolded...
  49. Torre82

    Sup cupcake?

    Sup cupcake?
  50. Torre82

    Good to know someone in this world gets me, or at least understands that I'm rarely serious. :)...

    Good to know someone in this world gets me, or at least understands that I'm rarely serious. :) There arent many topics on the board that concern me in any truly serious way, but the opportunity does arise. Luckily the veteran members like ourselves never test each other's patience or try to...
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