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Never **** off a guy with a bat and more muscles. Jus' sayin.

That's fucking awesome. Amish hummer. But seriously.. "ruining" a hummer? Is that possible? :P

He might be from the INTERNET, but that car is BACK TO THE FUTURE!

::chin-fist thinking pose:: Hmmm.

Re: *********** Cameltoes. They are very thigts ! xD Doesnt open in my browser. Ah well. ::wanders away::

Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Hmph. This topic has declined along with my hope for her cunnet being shown. If Nadine teases our prick, do we not get hard? When she shows slit, does not a Milena see a huge fucking opportunity to energize her fan base and get our dicks out in...

... the fuck? Ahem. This is completely overused, but actually appropriate for ONCE. In russia, seeds plant you. :nods:

Dont be mad cuz Joel is your best friend. I know, you feel compelled to defend him.. but no. He is friggin' horrible compared to mike.. or even the robots. Servo and Crow outdid Joel on almost every joke. Joel is just.. sorta.. weakly sarcastic. Slow delivery and he sounds like he's about to...

Sorta looks like Kim Basinger in her 9 1/2 weeks days.. Oh, but nude. Never knew her, but judging from the replies.. she is certainly worth paying respects-to. May she find peace wherever she is.

omg wtf u bump dis¿

Joel was a prop actor who wasnt comfortable on-camera and gave up the show to the better writer. Mike brought quicker humor, musical segments and when Trace left the show, Bill Corbett's impatient, angry comedy made the perfect accompaniment.

Why oh why is it on every other minute? Is it catchy to put bumps on a road and show it all the fucking time?! Where is this road? Does anyone buy that car, is it a decade or two again?!

Jeff Foxworthy?

Let Shatner fuck the aliens. I'll use the speculum GPS. :P

Me either. But I've got my *** goggles on and the chicks keep getting hotter.. and the posts make me double check above and below to see if who I'm accusing or lampooning is actually who I think they are. Yeah. Bewbs.

WELL... lessee.. Gervais. Lampenelli. Any of the mexicans. Seriously.. I've never found a funny one of them. Even that one guy from the 80s who was in a slew of comedies and HBO specials. Something Rodriguez. Or lopez. At the risk of sounding racist.. DONT YOU HAVE ANY UNIQUE LAST NAMES?!? For...

Death is pretty awful to smell. Gotta love salts and whoever comes to work every day to open dead guys. Bless their nostrils.

I like seeing and imagining. It's like.. let's say you rented an F1 or Nascar vehicle for the week and could go to any course, wouldnt you like to see the layout of the place before you drive it? Imagine the route you'd take thru turn one? How fast you could take turn 3? Do people in horror...

In order of like: Tiffany Heather Wednesday Staci Jennifer Ashley

I cant help you get off the deathbed, but I'd be pleased to get you off. Jus' sayin'. I'd ask you where you live, but you said that was your last post. Ah well. G'luck with that whole hospital thing. Btw... if you're going to die.. for frick's sake dont do it sober or with a cherry. That's...

+24 hours. Still.. volunteering your fantasy on the net is the same as posting a cock pic. Just one in a sea of MILLIONS. Expect nothing. Hope for nothing. That's 'net reality. :nods:

Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers I almost did it one night many months ago.. but I just couldnt. I mean.. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO G_D?! "Hi. I like your tits. Your face too. But I saw your tits and just HAD to wank to them. That was years ago. Now I've wanked many times more. I like...

Not clicking that link = COMPLETE WIN. ::walks away laughing:: suckers.

Judicial system = skewed. Habitual offenders = Lesson not learned, needs punishment. 55 years = Lifetime sentence. How the hell does it make it any better to give him 300 years (whew, a big number! I feel better about it all!.. except they wont live thru the first 100) or perhaps stamp...

Pure fantasy given way too much credibility, sworn as truth for years.. and then one day in your teenage years they say "It's all fake." Sounds like some sort of psychological nightmare, if you ask me. Which.. you did ask. So HAH! ::walks away::

Thanky, good sir!

A shame for all parties involved. ***** actors... what kind of fucking agent does that to a ***? What kinda *** grows into this? What... eh, whatever. I have no personal opinion other than 'A shame for everyone.'.

Ups to booth for a good post. Neg rep to you for jumping the couch and overreacting in every post in this topic. Booth, dont you dare feel bad about 1 sensitive in a sea of people who liked your post. :bows respectfully:

After work, in detail.. and very consistently: In, take crap outta pockets. Shoes off. Change to thermals and open the windows. Check messages.(Usually none. Bastids.) Make my first ******** of the night. Go check FreeOnes. When I notice it's too quiet, put on some music in the background...

I'd download the entire database and start checking your email inboxes with your board password to see which of you is lazy.. and to get your credit card info. After which time when the mod powers have ended, I'd commiserate with all you bastids who would be complaining about identity theft...

This is INDEED a situation where you made an ass out of him.. and not yourself. W2G, William Edmonton Wormfield! ASSUME?! Ass.. U... Me.. Just thought I'd spell it out for our foreign neighbors who havent heard the line.

Truth. It's not all that bad to miss the point of a joke.. but he made a post about it. Which is like double awfulness. You missed the joke AAAANNND told us all about it for *whatever* reason. "Never open your mouth wide enough to put your own foot in it." ~Friggin' ME. Talking to some of you...

:shrug: My erection has not given the white flag to that video. Good day, gentlemen. *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP*

Not to call you out in particular, but.. am I the only one that finds a comment like that perfectly reasonable, yet not the best choice of words when there are OCSM's present? Anyway, she's nice as can be when she speaks... although she's a joke of a ********* with no particular talents besides...

Mmm. I'd smooch your he-clit anytime. :P

I'm 26 and I could give a fuck whatever age she is. 15 or 55 I dont care. The shame of it.. neither of those ages (and then some) care for ME, so fuck it. If it's female and interested.. I'm not going to turn it down. Just felt like being honest. Whether I'm her first or one of a dozen, I'd do...

She's hawt. You're sensitive. I'd hold her hair while she ***** up every meal. :P

::hovers over the rep button:: ::clicks positive rep:: HAH! You get the opposite of what you want! :P

ARRRRRR!!!! (Obligatory pirate comment. Had to get it out of the way.)

Cancer is natural. What is going on around us... what we eat, what we live around.. THAT is not natural. You want to bring sperm levels up, **** the cancer cells, raise the white ***** cell counts? Turn off the towers. Turn the cell phones off. Stop eating so many preservatives, sodium and...

Yes, but how would Angelina Jolie's lips be put on Anne Hathaway's body while Eva Green wanders on-set and... ... okay, I cant daydream anymore. Good luck to the rest of you, I'm wanking!

Indeed.. yes.. and while an anorexic nymphomaniac ********* who is now broke and seriously considering doing porn to make some bank appeals to just about every side of me that isnt connected to the common sense gland. Whereever the fuck that is, anyway.. Amy loves cock. Sings about it. Moons...

True. But Lindsay Lohan isnt the frontrunner in the 'Who wants to sit on my pole?!' contest. Amy loves cock, Lindsay.. not so much these days.

Yes, but with less clothes. You can sing, striptease and .. um.. oh yeah, *****. At the same time. Cant'cha?!

I see it in the 2 pix you posted. I have no idea who either of them are, tho. On that note.. I need to ***** more. Good luck with your wanking.

Perhaps. Now if only Amy Winehouse were to be admitted to the cabinet I could rest assured that ******* and ******* wouldnt be taxed, and many ***** would actually be made legal one of these days..

Five year ago you not legal, make no cum with pants. Just firing fake bullet. Now you man, much cum. Veronika help make cum. El Grande huevos, mi amigo. muy fucking huevos.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090407/ap_on_go_pr_wh/people_kal_penn .. the fuck? What does Harold have to say about this?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?

That's like fucking for virginity. Fighting for peace. Democrats for McCain. Georges for Free Speech.

South Park, season 2 I believe. They showed live-action commercials between cartoons. Like that one.