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I so watched fight club 2 days ago. Fucking awesome.. fucking timeless.. fucking movie. Even after 100 viewings it still gives me the thought that maybe I'm not quite right upstairs and I should check myself and what goes on around me sometimes. Then.. I remember Marla is fucking hot and WHOA...

I saw the commercials on TV but didnt know what FUCKING TIMEZONE conversion is necessary to actually JOIN the whole.. crusade thing. Then again.. I was ****** out until recently, so count me in! YAYZ! I'm sure I'm being counted in countless statistics, anyway. SWM does this, buys that, goes...

where you work at? Where you live at, I mean.. what city? Hell, what COUNTRY? Ya never know with FreeOnes.

The whole content ownership thing (read: DRM) and bad decisions have really fucked over LOTS of sites. Windows Media is easy to save, even live streams. No stuttering, no issues between platforms.. (mac, linux, win) but for whatever fucking idiotic, bullshit..fucktard issues these content owners...

Why would people think I'm you? Have I been ******** more and more? No.. you mean.. Sup, sexually transmitted diva? How you doin' tonight?

I would pull a Gilligan and sabotage every last fucking effort to get off the island. Assuming we were compatible and friendly and all. I dont want to be stuck with an unfriendly bitch. Then again.. it might be fun for awhile. Who knows? I'd just chat her up for the time being.

Okay, say a group named **** is against ****** cruelty YET they install electrodes to ****** genitals in their own laboratories, pour shampoo into ****** eyes and sleuth workers into butchering plants to further their own goals. So these people are buying into the very system they're trying to...

Moving somewhere you're not sure about, and getting laid a lot by walking masterpieces takes your mind off everything else. Sorta like moving to germany for the ****. The economy might not've been good even before this global financial disaster.. but who really cares when the brew is so fucking...

Greetings, greetings.. and many dick beatings. ;)

::looks at everybody and their post count:: Heh.. you called him a noob. Heh heh, nice. ::reads the article and posts:: I dunno who those devolved, knuckle dragging bastards are.. but sometimes I'll find rolls of paper put on.. THE WRONG WAY. Go to a restaurant.. a supermarket.. whereever...

::clicks topic, mentally screaming SPAM SPAM MOTHERFU... oh .. hey. A question instead of spam. ::mouseover the link:: No referral code. Well color me surprised. Not spam.

Re: Are our usernames our names? Are they our personalities? IRL would we use 'em eas NICE FILTHING, FARTIMUS! Oh ****, wrong topic. ;) Gotta love the MV. She sticks in my mind like a huge tit on... um.. my mind. Yeah. Heavy, but full of sexy.

Re: Are our usernames our names? Are they our personalities? IRL would we use 'em eas Oh, that. ::scrolls up and tries to remember that moment in time:: Oh. Sarcasm. Just assume most of my posts have a sarcastic edge to them. Not purely so. Not malicious mockery. Just.. a general overtone of...

NOOB! Dancing Banana = Buckwheat Boyz - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Re: Are our usernames our names? Are they our personalities? IRL would we use 'em eas Eh? What're you going on about, mang? Speak up! Whew. Glad to be left OUT of a certain social circle. Chef.. Senob.. glad to be yer friends but I just dont have the rectal stamina to be constantly...

Nice av. Nice sig. Nice score. Translation: HOLY FUCK STOP PLAYING RE5 ALREADY! You ****** it. It rose from the dead and you ****** it again. The mutated sluggies ran from the body, infected a dog and you ****** them. Welcome to overkill, again! Population: You! Geez, do you never get tired of...

If by perfect harmony you mean the chocolate/vanilla/strawberry ratio of 4/10, 4/10th and 2/10th.. sure. That thinner slice of pinkish ice cream in the middle isnt exactly equal to the others. It simply acts as a buffer to keep them from fighting. Think of it as the 'Strawberry Neutral Zone'.

Re: Are our usernames our names? Are they our personalities? IRL would we use 'em eas When translated to modern-day english, it means...

Re: Are our usernames our names? Are they our personalities? IRL would we use 'em eas Well thank you for your kind contribution. Donate next year and you'll get free labels for your letters and stationery! This broadcast made possible by people like.. NOT YOU! GUAH HAH!

As much as I'd love to have tits.. and then bend my cock around and take my own pink.. nope. Just another guy on the board. Hehe, I could tell you whose tits those are but then I might get beaten horribly by their owner. She's a nice girl who posts here often. Wouldnt want to EXPOSE her...

Who, me? Those arent my tits. I sadly have a penis. An unloved, lonely lovestick. As for my name, that's it. Torre. 82=1982 m = Male in = Indiana. Torre 82 M IN

Re: Are our usernames our names? Are they our personalities? IRL would we use 'em eas Eh, it's 12:30 Indiana time. Figured the other half of the world that's hours ahead is ******** or at least pounding red bulls to stay awake. :P Lessee.. *** slinging.. Miami.. Joe? Spongebob? Brett...

Gladly. I sell to the highest paying job. Someone wants to invade? In the context of the situation.. I'd be all-too-willing. Depending on... Are they another tolerant society like our own simply looking to expand their empire and wipe out an enemy? Are they sympathetic to my race/religion/skin...

DrDeath, BlueBallz, ChefChiTown, Facial King, Philbert... Ever wonder who they were? Are they Doc, Billy, Chip, Steve and Phillip? What if we were to start going by first names on the board? How many are uncomfortable at the thought? What privacy do any of us really have, so why would it...

Revelations, eh? Try Romans 12:2. "Be not conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewal of your mind"

Due to the nerve damage.. and oftentimes lack of material to wank to.. 45 to 60 minute wank sessions are the norm. With proper technique and extended wank over the years.. hell, it didnt even take years. I've got a long, strong, down-to-get-the-friction-on cock. LADIES! LADIES! Down to get in...

It wont take off very well. But.. it's a perfectly useful NEXT step for Wii owners. It's easy to use (apparently. Allegedly. Supposedly. heh), it doesnt involve as big an investment for the software companies (DVD/BluRay disc press, fabrication facilities, quality control, blah blah)... BUT...

How can you compare C&C:RA3 to WoW? Anyhow.. never, EVER liked the plain-vanilla Command and Conquer series, but Red Alert rocks my cocks. Every single time they've changed the formula. SUCCESSFULLY. I must say.. many RTS's from Westwood are pretty crap. Yet RA seems to be the flagship title. :)

Gash-Mashing = hawt. The world needs moar of it.

Why yes. Yes they are. Tasty things I'd love to wrap my tongue around!

There are pictures of mine all over the place. I put up the full galleries at various places years ago.. these days I'll be browsing gapers or MILFs and I'll find one or two of hers someone else felt was worth posting. But, eh.. I dont bookmark those galleries or sites every time I find it or...

and Uhura answered promptly. ...ahem. Reminds me of the skit on SNL where Bush endorsed McCain and he was fighting so hard to disassociate himself.. but Bush kept saying "This is the man for the job! This is four more years of me!" while McCain winced and tried getting a few words in here and...

::shrug:: Your dick is hungry. Feed it. If you dont want to do the conversion, use PayPal as a buffer to get your money's worth, or some other site. Without a will, find a way. Sheesh.

Germany. Possibly France.

I like the music. People at work or at home need to develop stealth-wanking habits. Turn the speakers down, turn the screen to text-brightness (The lowest on most monitors) and get into the ritual of it all. ;) Give your army their orders, dont caiter to them! THOSE LOWLY SCUMSHOTS! Drop! Push...

500 guys or birthing a *** or three. All pussies end up the same. Either cry about it or dump her for a high schooler. I'll take.. and prefer.. an experienced MILF any day, so long as I can actually nut in her. My last one came over and got pissed AT ME and all males right next to me in bed...

::watches yer demo video:: The commander needs more artillery training. Actually.. no he doesnt. But I'd like to practice wiff ya!

Ice ice mongo, dun dun dun-dunna dundun. ICE ICE MONGO!

All answers above are valid. Fuck them, if possible.

Ehh, I'll volunteer for the job. As soon as I down a few. I have no problem telling a chick the truth.. but a porn chick? Just covering all my bases in case she makes a valid point back. :P

A lot of it is actually just the difference when soft and hard. White dick retracts up and inward to protect itself. Black cock is always the same size, give or take. I told that to a coworker not too long ago who was enthralled with them and she did a double take and agreed after some further...

Ending actually ends. End.. is not fun. Keep playing.. is fun! Level 20 cap is an end. Not fun at all. Level 40 cap.. LEGEND OF THE WASTES! WHOOHAH!

You got jacked. And not on yer dick. Guah hah!

I love that there's 90% fart explanations and laughs.. and just about zero links to this humorous sexual event. LOL

Your truth was spoken right here. Right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R795KiMD4zs

The noob posts, they were right. We're posting in the shade! ::cue laughing spartans and arrows::

Go for it. You never, EVER know when you'll find someone who wants to spend their life with you. Embrace the unknown, already.

Default presets? For fucking amateurs. Learn about shutter speed, ISO, when to use flash and .. this is important.. if you want perfect lighting mixed with your shutter speed, USE A TRIPOD.. or take a fuckload of valium. You can choose a quick, easy shutter speed, sure. But the longer that...

oohhh baby baby it's a wild world It's hard to get by just upon a smile*, girl I'll always remember you, as a ***** girl You know I've seen a lot of what the world can do and it's breaking my heart in two, Cuz I never wanna see you sad girl Dont be a bad girl ~Cat Stevens - Wild World * =...