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Suggestion: Naked mods are mandatory. Why do you guys run a porn site ... with clothes? It makes no sense. Back in MY day we had naked mods. Why arent you guys onboard? It is WAAAAY easier to just click this, scroll there.. moderate this.. answer a topic.. without all those clothes. *kindly sits...

Because you can be blamed for anything. Without cause/evidence. Because, like a college degree.. marriage is now an institution that will ruin the rest of your life, financially. Because the ****** is too high ~ only fools throw their dick on the table, with all the crazies, out there.

Never cared for it. But meme-worthy, some time.

Who is the douche nozzle that has 'PAY FOR YOUR PORN! SERIOUSLY!" as their sig? I need that guy to answer for this.

News from the internet: Billions of hands declare "NO MORE" and revolt against their owners. Related: Dicks and pussies everywhere pretty pissed off about how far this **** has gone ~ vow to **** even more until this whining ceases.

https://imgur.com/a/J7ev24d Usual stuff: DemolitionRanch ReviewTechUSA Al Jazeera Cinemassacre REACT channel I like Matt's humor and guns. I like Rich's reviews. I like good news. I like angry video game nerds. I like watching people react.

Man, there are a million asses like that. A million twerking vids. I would hazard a guess that 1 out of 3 videos on coub.com is a damned twerking/ass vid. Its waaaaay too pervasive. What, tits are passe`?

Things burn. People die. Politicians = playing the blame game. "GOTCHA BITCH!" Everyday, normal humans = "You guys finished screwing the pooch? Cuz we got problems to solve."

Looks like your meat has come down with a GOOD case of sauce. I'm prescribing what is known as.. "scarfing" down the whole fuggin thing. Before it cools off.

Buck Angel

If we're going by insanely hot and racked-out Jewish girls.. I'll take Winona Ryder for 500, Alex.

Re: Emma Kenney "I've had my eye on her since before she was legal, bro." ~Abraham Lincoln

Looks like a 1990s 'EXTREME' advertisement, but porn style. "Tired of normal, BORING sex?! TRY IT WITH SUNGLASSES ON! EXTREME!" "Pussy not tight enough? Everything poops ~ FUCK A BUTTHOLE! EXTREME, D00d!"

D00d, I cant snort this dafuq?! - - - Updated - - - D00d, I cant snort this dafuq?!

*visits the facial topic* *ponders making a post about this* *looks at the pics* I feel like .. guys are asking about making their cum thicker and whiter because they are seeing turkey-baster-loads of the fake ****. Short of watching the actual video ~ AS IT IS HAPPENING.. I dont trust these...

*just leaves this here* https://fightthenewdrug.org/why-watching-porn-with-my-husband-was-a-bad-idea/

Wait, did you just say that out loud? *LAUGHS* Maaaaan, in the state I'm in.. you are LUCKY to find one under 175. Regardless of height. Tell me you live somewhere trendy in the U.S., or anywhere else. :)

but think is maybe not girl? maybe mail. I confuse until trump style grab by pussy. ... but some time, comrade.. I not confuse. I grab by penis. tell none even Putin.

Agreed. Kpop is all about sexuality. Jpop was more about catchy beats, lovey dovey stuff.. and kawaii goodness. If that sentence doesnt make sense, you are better off.

2: and is it bigger than mine?

*looks at /timeleft* 33 seconds in?! Thats all??! oy.

Caitlyn Jenner

Once, when I was a lazy teenager.. the household computer became my computer, and all the accoutrements. Which included those transparent plastic floor rollaround mats. Soo.. it was liquid proof. And I was lazy. ...dude, that **** is NOT easy to get up, after you let it set for months.

Honestly, this reputation system has gotten out of hand since the 'rep posting games' section went kaput. "YOU HAVE TO SPREAD REP AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO DINO, AGAIN!" ..... *seth MacFarlane exasperated voice* TO WHO?! Freeones/***: ... fair enough.

Anyone else find the original pic on page 1... terribly un-arousing? Her: *generic enjoying the cock 'SHOCK!' face* Him: huh.

No bubble butts, bro. Just delicious flat asses and Asian dialects. Are you tired of THICC CHICCS? ME, TOO! Bring back the 80s hair band models. The yellow girls! LESS CURVES = EASIER ACCESS TO THAT SWEET PUSS! ... so yeah. Discuss. Masturbate. Whatever you people do.

I can see where everyone is coming from, here... But. In a way. This guy puts in time. He enjoys what he does. But he is harming his health/longevity for the money. No different from working a 12 hour shift, not having enough money to pay all the bills, raising a *** and trying to find time for...

I never knew that song, too well. BUT. THE VENGA BUS IS COMING! THE WHEELS OF STUFF IS TURNING! THE SOMETHING SOMETHING BURNING! AN INTERCITY DISCO! FROM SUPA TO THE FRISCO! ... I got some of that right. Edit, Post-video-watch: Good gawd, those cartoon chicks are stacked and curved-out. Who is...

I know that vitamin water and lime juice is good for making your cum taste- and smell better, bu t do you guys have any household cum to make your tricks whiter and thicker? Like Christina Hendricks or Kat Dennings. Thanks, Bagger Vance.

ALWAYS M. Rodriguez. Followed up by Ellen Page. Then Cara Delevigne. And with the absolutely massive girlcock, Ellen Degeneres.

Boredom is one of the best things you can be, man. PhoRealz.

Real life > Soap Opera > Soap Soapception, parody style.

omai! Wat a glorysi video! Whyi cant i stop listning?!

Caitlyn Jenner

I have never clicked his videos, nor wanted to. But after seeing these GIFs, I know I never will. Probably because he is going to that great fondue party in the sky, if he eats this way on-the-regular.

"Time on their hands" Rule 34: Clock porn https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/clock/1 Deflection: Successfulllll?

I guess if you go by antenna TV, I'm also watching: Barney Miller (I feel like the comedy gets in the way of the drama. The cast is great, the situations are.. eh. But the resolution and banter is spifftastic.) THREE'S MOTHERFUCKING COMPANY! (Actually I **** the show, it isnt very clever... but...

I sometimes duck my head into these topics to see what the rabid fanbase is like. It ends up pretty much like I thought it would, before clicking. There is a certain topic by a certain content owner that I dont get ~ he asks about something that people would like to see, this week. Which would...

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Animus was talking about being ******. Now he is.

ANimus fox was ******. Prepare your buttholes.

You guys are some fags.

You log in, you look around.. you see that apparently guys like sharing what they jerked off to. What topics do you never reply to? Because .. ugh. The way some of you feel about pornfan99 is the way I feel about some of these topics. "Why would I want to see that?"

Personal opinion: As a guy who makes philly cheese steaks on the regular, for maybe 2.5 years... an italian beef is SOOOOOO much better. Dipping that **** into the au jus is about as satisfying as eating it, and the same as having the giardinera burn a hole through your stomach. ******* the beef...

Dexter season 3. I'm laughing. He is in a situation. He will make it out alive, noone else will. But how it happens is the interesting part. That counts. :)

Decent. Work is slowly coming around. Doing more stations in my kitchen. Making more 'friends' via networking. The whole new age thing of being friendly leads to more success thing. Tired but making it. Last phone bill was 88$. Leftover cash was 100. My place had their water heaters die over the...

Oh hey Whims. Whats up? How was your day?

You cant win an argument against The Conspiracy Generation Their thoughts: Everything you know is a lie. Humans arent to be trusted, they dont do a damned thing, and never will. Pyramids? Not built by people. The direction society is going? Shadow government. The dead? Not ****** in a...

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