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  1. Torre82

    Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy *******

    I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it.
  2. Torre82

    The meesterpersom appriciation thread.

    A hero in dark times. For millenia, hunams have lived in times of great evil and waning goodness, The coming of Meester was foretold by prophecy, and his awakening signalled a new age of man. The meester brings great powers to those around him. Sean Miguel gained the power of flight. Reginator...
  3. Torre82

    The meesterpersom appriciation thread.

    After reading a Meester post, my headache is gone. My bike's gas mileage went up, and my sperm count is now tripled.
  4. Torre82

    What anal masturbator do you guys like to use?

    I use the Aneros. (Misleading title gets appropriate answer: Check.)
  5. Torre82

    The meesterpersom appriciation thread.

    My phone was about to die, 4%. I thought about meester and it jumped to 24%. Thank you, meester.
  6. Torre82

    FreeOnes Downtime December 21st

    Waiting on the "I survived Dec 21st" T shirt to arrive.
  7. Torre82

    Hey Snowflakes, What Are You Buying Your Civil Partner For Kwanzaa?

    I told him I'm gonna **** him up with head, every day of this year. The Good: Head is easy. The bad: Waking up before someone and finding motivation. The ugly: I've got no civil partners of any gender to do this to. :( The reality: *Claptrap cant even blow the horn, so he has to ask you to do...
  8. Torre82

    FreeOnes Downtime December 21st

    You bastards! I was without my idiot online friends for HOURS!! Do you know how convenienced i was by this? Very. Thank you. ;)
  9. Torre82

    Biggest nipples you have seen?

    https://www.*******.com/model/beautifulbailey26 AKA Bailey, via ATK exotics: http://www.ebony-beauty.com/pornstar/bailey
  10. Torre82

    FWBs and .. STDs / STIs

    Person: I did a thing I shouldnt have, and now I have problems. Wat do nao? You are burnt. Stop using your crotch until everything is back to normal. Details: Irrelevant. Stop fucking.
  11. Torre82

    Porn Trends/Good and Bad

    To the point where you can call it 'anime' porn, because it has become a line art/sketch-filter monstrosity. Agreed, bruh.
  12. Torre82

    Why doesnt my penis want to make the sex?!

    The one where they use that super-dry q tip in the pisser-hole? I got a very judgmental feel from everyone in that place. Except my wife. That was her usual vibe. Scowling.. generally unhappy with my existence. And yet.. I didnt give MYSELF the disease. Oh, and neither did anyone but her. SO. Ya...
  13. Torre82

    Why doesnt my penis want to make the sex?!

    The chlamydia or the girl?
  14. Torre82

    Motivation

    It doesnt pay to be motivated in Trump's America: McRaven: Revote my security clearance too, Mr. President. https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/revoke-my-security-clearance-too-mr-president/2018/08/16/8b149b02-a178-11e8-93e3-24d1703d2a7a_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3cda48e26031
  15. Torre82

    Why doesnt my penis want to make the sex?!

    Same girl?
  16. Torre82

    Why doesnt my penis want to make the sex?!

    I ned to kno. So backgroudn: I have an STD since 4evrz I'm supr jaded i'M 36 I ***** allot. Sometimes pas out and wek up with bruises. Sore. I dont remember, tho. I texted someone last night at 3:15 asking them to come beat my ass. I sent a text at 4:30 saying thanks. I dont remember, though...
  17. Torre82

    Why doesn't my boyfriend want to have sex?

    Jesus fuck, youre 48?! I thought you were just another 20ish/30ish guy, going around and 'assisting' girls with cloth removal and household chores.. like cleaning their womb. I wonder.. if zipper is actually pornfan, and he is showing off his massive cumshots AND the girls he meets. But then he...
  18. Torre82

    Why doesn't my boyfriend want to have sex?

    Soo... you work out and take supplements, eh?
  19. Torre82

    Christina Hendricks / Christina Arend

    Ugh. Another massive (two) disappointments. Just like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Just.. go away, Christina. Stop teasing these poor people.
  20. Torre82

    Miley Cyrus

    Agreed. Miley should be seen and not heard. Preferably nude, as that whole.. clothes.. thing.. sucks for her.
  21. Torre82

    Nicki Minaj

    Pix? Okay. Galleries? Okay. Youtube videos? Am I the only one who will never click those? Clothed lady singing stuff in really quick cuts that I cant 'bate to.
  22. Torre82

    Anybody know where this CG animation comes from?

    "Who is this girl on the clickbait?" You will never know. Dont even try. Dont wonder, dont think.
  23. Torre82

    OCSM of the Week 2018!

    *sigh* 2 nominations that count.. 4 total.. this contest applies much suction to the crotch.
  24. Torre82

    Why doesn't my boyfriend want to have sex?

    Pix of you, him, your private bits, or it isnt happening. (Hard to diagnose the problem without visual aid)
  25. Torre82

    Where can i find new content of specific pornstar?

    If you think 2 days is a long time for this site, you might be remembering the 'old days' where a topic could get lost back to page 20 with all the activity. ;)
  26. Torre82

    Porn Trends/Good and Bad

    *search for black pussy* Find only black cocks. *search for black cocks* Find white, asian, purple and pink girls.. but no black girls. *search for sites with exclusively black girls* Ghetto Gaggers? SO we're really just doing the raceplay thing to the max? And ya go over to ATK exotics and is...
  27. Torre82

    Why doesn't my boyfriend want to have sex?

    *looks over at my age* *looks at the Diana* He isnt wrong. I mean.. I still have a tiny bit of drive, but .. energy? Flesh willing? No. Sex is a young man's game.
  28. Torre82

    Porn Trends/Good and Bad

    Oh, hey. I nominated you for OCSM of the week. But you gotta get your tits out. Soo... thats a thing. if, ya know.. you were to want that title. Just sayin.
  29. Torre82

    Porn Trends/Good and Bad

    I believe the trend, these days, is 'disrespect'. Is lube respectful and designed for sexual use? Yes. But if I can spit on a girl, isnt that all the better? Dont forget to smack her titties and ***** her while she cums. Assuming she cums. It really isnt her place to get more than the absolute...
  30. Torre82

    Porno Dan is a complicated man.

    *Alec Guinness, visibly shaken, slumps into a chair* It was as if millions of black girls screamed, and were suddenly silenced.. I feel a great disturbance in the porno-dan.
  31. Torre82

    Porn Trends/Good and Bad

    http://i.imgur.com/crBJG.png Soo... thar iz my thoughts, presented in image form.
  32. Torre82

    The Outer Worlds

    Bioshock + Borderlands + Fallout + No Man's Sky + the teams that actually made the classic games + catching all the cast-off fans that Bethesda doesnt care for = PROFIT.
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    Porn Trends/Good and Bad

    *Hmm... badly shot POV porn. (Unless for the purpose of VR) *JOI's that dont tell you what the fetish is. For example, get told to start jerking.. and then she swats at the camera and tells you that you have a tiny dick like your ***, and you'll never get a real girl! So jerk it, loserboi...
  34. Torre82

    Have any board members ever penetrated a manhole? I have

    Alternative shill, then: Subscribe to ReviewTechUSA, cuz one of the few people I enjoy hearing talk. About more than tech, games, USA crap. Kind of an all-in-one guy. Help Rich defeat T-series! .... slowly.
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    Have any board members ever penetrated a manhole? I have

    Yeah. Been in a man hole once. As where I could ignore some of the whole 'ass' issues with one or two women, doing the guy was.. ehh. Hygiene wasnt the same. Plus it gave me a whole new outlook on 'what a woman has a right to complain about', like a scratchy beard kiss... being 'manhandled'...
  36. Torre82

    OCSM of the Week 2018!

    I nominate Dino Velvet.
  37. Torre82

    Do You Like The McRib From McDonald's?

    Guys, do we really have to talk about food so dang much? *laughs* :) .. cuz now I gotta heat somethin' up.
  38. Torre82

    Anybody know where this CG animation comes from?

    Negative. Google image search: Nothing. Cheaply made CG stuff from xham, PH or SpamLord sites. Not saying you wont find the source, but.. you wont find the source.
  39. Torre82

    Stars who have great legs

    Neve Campbell Nana Visitor Catherine Zeta Jones Cameron Diaz I mean.. if you go by the whole 'fit and dances until super toned' look. Personally I also go for thunderthighs, sometimes.. oftentimes.. tons of times. Big ol' fat mommy legs, showcasing how fertile it is BETWEEN those legs.. So yeah.
  40. Torre82

    I had a ***** that I kissed Petra

    Legend has it that every Petra kiss will fast-forward Freeones' new webpage development by a month. so. Get to it.
  41. Torre82

    I had a ***** that I kissed Petra

    My ***** had my ****** in it. She always gives the best.... Wait, wot m8
  42. Torre82

    Tumblr To Ban Pornography By December 17 2018

    Tumblr: Previously home to all forms of perversion. Now: I bet they'll flood reddit, the chans.. or just suppress their deviancy. It really isnt good for the people.
  43. Torre82

    >>> What's new with the Brand New FreeOnes? 3rd Edition

    One of my life mottos is used insanely often, despite my foresight: "Just run with it." So.. g'head. Surprise me. ;)
  44. Torre82

    Soon my asshole with be as shiny clean as a Frenchman’s

    *reads* *does that thing where you read it and your eyes look up and to the right, whilst you think about ***** *laughs, cuz... topic about ***** *thinks why TF are people talking about french girls and french... buttholes.. and.. whatever, done thinking* HEY GOOD MORNING GUYS! :) .... mmm...
  45. Torre82

    How To Bust Huge Nuts

    *read topic title* Huh. TF is up with this guy? *enter the topic, read the stuff, notice that I've already replied multiple times to this semen-fanatic* I... might have to stop working 90 hour weeks, ******** like a fish and jerking off twice a day. I am fucking exhausted. But to reiterate: To...
  46. Torre82

    Some Stars&Stripes Today...

    An issue with the 'approved content owners' that I have a problem with. Wording it nicely: Could you check the timestamps before you start shekeleering?
  47. Torre82

    >>> What's new with the Brand New FreeOnes? 3rd Edition

    Well FINE. So where is my CFNM stuff? Or just pix of Adam? Or you? You guys are really hard to reach. *logs into myfreecamhumans* Nope.. not on. :\ I really liked it when you guys did 'the aristocrats' but for realsies. It was kinda good.
  48. Torre82

    Soon my asshole with be as shiny clean as a Frenchman’s

    Ya know... I'm not saying you are late to the party, but the rest of the world has used bidet stuff since, like, ever. Because it makes so much sense to use more water to clean your 'portal' and then use paper or whatever to 'dry' the 'water'. But whatevs.
  49. Torre82

    Holly Hudson ....stil lactive?

    Jesus, Fips.. its like you only have one chance to make a good impression and you totally futzed it up. A good milky tit is a lovely find. And you just made us think of a milky tit. *looks at number of posts: 2* ... virgins. They finally make a move and mess it up. Oy.
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