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I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it.

A hero in dark times. For millenia, hunams have lived in times of great evil and waning goodness, The coming of Meester was foretold by prophecy, and his awakening signalled a new age of man. The meester brings great powers to those around him. Sean Miguel gained the power of flight. Reginator...

After reading a Meester post, my headache is gone. My bike's gas mileage went up, and my sperm count is now tripled.

I use the Aneros. (Misleading title gets appropriate answer: Check.)

My phone was about to die, 4%. I thought about meester and it jumped to 24%. Thank you, meester.

Waiting on the "I survived Dec 21st" T shirt to arrive.

I told him I'm gonna **** him up with head, every day of this year. The Good: Head is easy. The bad: Waking up before someone and finding motivation. The ugly: I've got no civil partners of any gender to do this to. :( The reality: *Claptrap cant even blow the horn, so he has to ask you to do...

You bastards! I was without my idiot online friends for HOURS!! Do you know how convenienced i was by this? Very. Thank you. ;)

https://www.*******.com/model/beautifulbailey26 AKA Bailey, via ATK exotics: http://www.ebony-beauty.com/pornstar/bailey

Person: I did a thing I shouldnt have, and now I have problems. Wat do nao? You are burnt. Stop using your crotch until everything is back to normal. Details: Irrelevant. Stop fucking.

To the point where you can call it 'anime' porn, because it has become a line art/sketch-filter monstrosity. Agreed, bruh.

The one where they use that super-dry q tip in the pisser-hole? I got a very judgmental feel from everyone in that place. Except my wife. That was her usual vibe. Scowling.. generally unhappy with my existence. And yet.. I didnt give MYSELF the disease. Oh, and neither did anyone but her. SO. Ya...

The chlamydia or the girl?

It doesnt pay to be motivated in Trump's America: McRaven: Revote my security clearance too, Mr. President. https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/revoke-my-security-clearance-too-mr-president/2018/08/16/8b149b02-a178-11e8-93e3-24d1703d2a7a_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3cda48e26031

Same girl?

I ned to kno. So backgroudn: I have an STD since 4evrz I'm supr jaded i'M 36 I ***** allot. Sometimes pas out and wek up with bruises. Sore. I dont remember, tho. I texted someone last night at 3:15 asking them to come beat my ass. I sent a text at 4:30 saying thanks. I dont remember, though...

Jesus fuck, youre 48?! I thought you were just another 20ish/30ish guy, going around and 'assisting' girls with cloth removal and household chores.. like cleaning their womb. I wonder.. if zipper is actually pornfan, and he is showing off his massive cumshots AND the girls he meets. But then he...

Soo... you work out and take supplements, eh?

Ugh. Another massive (two) disappointments. Just like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Just.. go away, Christina. Stop teasing these poor people.

Agreed. Miley should be seen and not heard. Preferably nude, as that whole.. clothes.. thing.. sucks for her.

Pix? Okay. Galleries? Okay. Youtube videos? Am I the only one who will never click those? Clothed lady singing stuff in really quick cuts that I cant 'bate to.

"Who is this girl on the clickbait?" You will never know. Dont even try. Dont wonder, dont think.

*sigh* 2 nominations that count.. 4 total.. this contest applies much suction to the crotch.

Pix of you, him, your private bits, or it isnt happening. (Hard to diagnose the problem without visual aid)

If you think 2 days is a long time for this site, you might be remembering the 'old days' where a topic could get lost back to page 20 with all the activity. ;)

*search for black pussy* Find only black cocks. *search for black cocks* Find white, asian, purple and pink girls.. but no black girls. *search for sites with exclusively black girls* Ghetto Gaggers? SO we're really just doing the raceplay thing to the max? And ya go over to ATK exotics and is...

*looks over at my age* *looks at the Diana* He isnt wrong. I mean.. I still have a tiny bit of drive, but .. energy? Flesh willing? No. Sex is a young man's game.

Oh, hey. I nominated you for OCSM of the week. But you gotta get your tits out. Soo... thats a thing. if, ya know.. you were to want that title. Just sayin.

I believe the trend, these days, is 'disrespect'. Is lube respectful and designed for sexual use? Yes. But if I can spit on a girl, isnt that all the better? Dont forget to smack her titties and ***** her while she cums. Assuming she cums. It really isnt her place to get more than the absolute...

*Alec Guinness, visibly shaken, slumps into a chair* It was as if millions of black girls screamed, and were suddenly silenced.. I feel a great disturbance in the porno-dan.

http://i.imgur.com/crBJG.png Soo... thar iz my thoughts, presented in image form.

Bioshock + Borderlands + Fallout + No Man's Sky + the teams that actually made the classic games + catching all the cast-off fans that Bethesda doesnt care for = PROFIT.

*Hmm... badly shot POV porn. (Unless for the purpose of VR) *JOI's that dont tell you what the fetish is. For example, get told to start jerking.. and then she swats at the camera and tells you that you have a tiny dick like your ***, and you'll never get a real girl! So jerk it, loserboi...

Alternative shill, then: Subscribe to ReviewTechUSA, cuz one of the few people I enjoy hearing talk. About more than tech, games, USA crap. Kind of an all-in-one guy. Help Rich defeat T-series! .... slowly.

Yeah. Been in a man hole once. As where I could ignore some of the whole 'ass' issues with one or two women, doing the guy was.. ehh. Hygiene wasnt the same. Plus it gave me a whole new outlook on 'what a woman has a right to complain about', like a scratchy beard kiss... being 'manhandled'...

I nominate Dino Velvet.

Guys, do we really have to talk about food so dang much? *laughs* :) .. cuz now I gotta heat somethin' up.

Negative. Google image search: Nothing. Cheaply made CG stuff from xham, PH or SpamLord sites. Not saying you wont find the source, but.. you wont find the source.

Neve Campbell Nana Visitor Catherine Zeta Jones Cameron Diaz I mean.. if you go by the whole 'fit and dances until super toned' look. Personally I also go for thunderthighs, sometimes.. oftentimes.. tons of times. Big ol' fat mommy legs, showcasing how fertile it is BETWEEN those legs.. So yeah.

Legend has it that every Petra kiss will fast-forward Freeones' new webpage development by a month. so. Get to it.

My ***** had my ****** in it. She always gives the best.... Wait, wot m8

Tumblr: Previously home to all forms of perversion. Now: I bet they'll flood reddit, the chans.. or just suppress their deviancy. It really isnt good for the people.

One of my life mottos is used insanely often, despite my foresight: "Just run with it." So.. g'head. Surprise me. ;)

*reads* *does that thing where you read it and your eyes look up and to the right, whilst you think about ***** *laughs, cuz... topic about ***** *thinks why TF are people talking about french girls and french... buttholes.. and.. whatever, done thinking* HEY GOOD MORNING GUYS! :) .... mmm...

*read topic title* Huh. TF is up with this guy? *enter the topic, read the stuff, notice that I've already replied multiple times to this semen-fanatic* I... might have to stop working 90 hour weeks, ******** like a fish and jerking off twice a day. I am fucking exhausted. But to reiterate: To...

An issue with the 'approved content owners' that I have a problem with. Wording it nicely: Could you check the timestamps before you start shekeleering?

Well FINE. So where is my CFNM stuff? Or just pix of Adam? Or you? You guys are really hard to reach. *logs into myfreecamhumans* Nope.. not on. :\ I really liked it when you guys did 'the aristocrats' but for realsies. It was kinda good.

Ya know... I'm not saying you are late to the party, but the rest of the world has used bidet stuff since, like, ever. Because it makes so much sense to use more water to clean your 'portal' and then use paper or whatever to 'dry' the 'water'. But whatevs.

Jesus, Fips.. its like you only have one chance to make a good impression and you totally futzed it up. A good milky tit is a lovely find. And you just made us think of a milky tit. *looks at number of posts: 2* ... virgins. They finally make a move and mess it up. Oy.