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They arent bad ~ if you have had tuna, sardines, cod, haddock... then you have had fishier fish. But they are absolutely awful, in the sense that they are INSANELY salty. Like.. pour a teaspoon's worth onto your hand, drip a few drops of 'tuna wiff light oil' onto that salt, then lick it up and...

ANything,absolutely anything... is better than the old layout. Except fallout 76. Srsly, fuck that game. I would choose early 2000s newgrounds macromedia flash stuff over the old layout. Or F76.

Nothing is worth that much ~ esp. a *****. Now an expensive scotch on the other hand... :)

Re: I Went To McDonald's Today To Get A 20 Piece Chicken McNuggets And Also Got 3 Sweet & Sour Sauce "Pure honey" "I didnt know they had that" They always have, and its kinduva regional thing. I mean they gotta keep it for breakfast, right? Soo.... yeah. In the south especially, people still...

Well, seeing as how I 'mark my territory' by putting my cum on my doorknob, (inside and out, although more out.. for those damned visitors) and use 'ass pennies' at local establishments... I thank you for your cavalier attitude towards public cleanliness. Will you die from my nut or E.Coli...

Sooooo many places with better dicks in Seattle: https://www.thestranger.com/visitors-guide/2017/05/10/25137305/the-strangers-guide-to-the-best-gay-clubs-shops-and-bars-in-seattle

Dicks or GTFO.

1: TGP sites to begin with... as kind of a 'catalog'. Does someone catch my eye? Awesome. 2: Check peachy or FO's for name, how much content they've done, etc. Check further sample sets, as needed. 3: Google for pix of them, adjust image size to More than 2MP. Do they have any? Awesome. Do...

Go for it. Only so long as it isnt gay. Ya know what I really ****, tho? Guys fucking girl butt. And just guys cumming on a chick. That dude is making a dick cum. That is gay AF. Girls are gay, they fuggin LOOOOOVE tha dick. If that isnt gay, I dunno what is. /s

I dont get it. /s Explanation, plz?

Negative. I use either my shirt, my apron (I am often employed as a cook) or utilize the 'window of opportunity' ~ if you spend 10-30 seconds at the hand dryer device, you will often find someone else pushing the door open ~ I use this opportunity to duck out whilst not even using my manos.

Hamburger + toppings that make it runneth over the side = not a burger, anymore. It is a salad, or 'dish' food. Pizza + reverse to cheese on bottom and an ass-ton of sauce on top = fuck your chicago style pizza, you disgusting lout. That is now a tomato salad. If you have to eat with utensils...

Problem with ranch: It goes with everything. Problem with Bleu: Nobody likes it.. but they really do. Problem with different sauces on the wings: I actually want both, but I dont. Cant I get chipotle ranch? Or wasabi-cucumber? Like srsly. There are more than two, restaurant. ;) Edit: Oh yeah...

Lame. I cant go to the main page, FAQ, no previews... I'm not registering simply for a looky-loo at what the site is about. More about juggs, or cinema stars? Or both, so there would be a topic about Mimi Rogers or Christina Hendricks, one assumes? But I dont know. Cuz they are so paranoid...

Excess sexiness in the lungs. Metastisized and jumped to the rest of her. She literally died of too much hawtness. It was a sad day for men, everywhere.. and women breathed a sigh of relief as their competition was now K.I.A.

They are like Disney ~ they drag an old thing outta the vault, say they are putting it back in.. better get it while its hot! ....no. I've paid my dues to these 2 subjects, and I'd be fine with a concert-on-disc or bootlegging a disney classic. 'classic', yeah.

Yes. And there was a time, 2 decades back ~ when something like this happened all the time, too. But to protect the system and the public, those people resigned. The accusers were given reparations and explanations behind the scenes and told to go away. Now, everything is 'on blast', women are...

*sets in a lawn chair with my popcorn* *looks over at the MeToo movement being outraged about everything, everyone, ever* *looks across the field at conspiracy theorists and white nationalists* *takes a bite of popcronz* *shrugs* So what? This has been going on for thousands of years. *another...

Ideal Breast Size: Yes. Flat or large. Huge or hucow. Saggy or empty. Hangers or pufftastic. To all those: Yes. To all 'normal' sizes, no.

Fries that cross my eyes: Waffle fries. (But they are marinated in maple syrup, see.. cuz.. waffle.) Punch Burger's sweet potato tots-fries. (Acquired taste.) Penn Station (Tastes potato-ey, unlike many places.... like steak'n'shake. They taste like grease. Which isnt bad, ..ya know.. if yer...

Two ways to go, with this one: 1. That scene in van wilder where they ... 'relieve the dog', and the frat boy in the back, after the fact.. "I THINK I'VE HAD THIS BEFORE!" 2. Mayo? Honestly does not go well with meat. It is an accoutrement to the burger and/or veggies. You cannot just.. have...

Dino, do not fuck the help. Or the moms. You dont need another man's cast-off baggage in your life. Find a new hole, make new babies. You can do it.

Oh yeah, forgot about that. The search function is mightily important, too. +1 to you, Mister Stifter.

The chicas dont give me the hora del dia. I dont think it is in their nature to futz with job security for the sake of getting some strange. Which leads me to: Damn, that makes ya want it even more, doesnt it?

Trolled the forum for years. (Trolling used to mean something different ~ browsing without posting, for those younger posters. All 1 or 3 of them.) Finally reached a story where Fox (whose name is oddly asterisk'ed out, but I never found out why. **********) was going on and on about things...

Clairebear!!!!!!!

Him getting his due punishment is nice, and all.. but what about the tens of thousands of us who could not bond out or afford a lawyer? We had to take what was given to us, and this guy just kept doing his ****** for years on end. This shouldnt call attention to felons, sex offenders, ****...

whoa whoa whoa, WAIT! I have an idea. Ya know those guys that ONLY post in Identify-the-girl section? Those super silent types that know every girl but dont actually come to general chat? Post that! See if they can draw a name on her.

Gay4Pay is like Lez4... something that rhymes with lez and implies money. You can tell who enjoys it and who is skilled at maNIP-u-lating the genitalia. Watching amateur lesbians is just boring and cringey. Watching gay guys taking girl butt from behind and imagine its someone else? Boring and...

Wait, this started off in funny pictures? How many places has this been? *scrolls up to check the timestamp* Hrm.

Would you, bychance... tell me the top few things that still give you that 'tingle'? Out of curiosity, I wonder what people keep coming back to, despite having a varied palette, years and experience ~ what is your go-to kink? :) In the spirit of volunteering: Big, round mommy areola / pregnant...

Almost heaven. Blue Ridge mountains. Shenandoah river.

I dunno, I think that this man would CERTAINLY find a dominatrix willing to punish his turdcutter... but does paying her to feel loved.. really feel like love? No. This man needs a good, angry girl... who has pent up frustration and high testosterone.. and wants to punish all her ex's in her...

*opens up my ***** folder and starts typing* Gaga, Maisie Williams, Margot Robbie, MOAR Miley Cyrus, MOAR Thandie Newton, Mena Suvari, Britney Spears, Liza Koshy, Carrie Fisher, Winona Ryder, MOAR Eva Green... ya know, I could just keep going. So, in order of my thoughts: Joyce Dewitt (OH NO...

Zemenza, Zemenza... let us not be so hasty. Why do you want this fuck? What brought you to this point? Were you taken by a man, as a *****? Did you grow to like it? Or are you simply wanting to be cuck'ed and pegged by a strong woman? Were you ****** to 'switch sides' in jail, to get your...

I was about to say: Wait, ugly? And sportcoat? In the same sentence? Only on hipsters. But then I clicked, and saw. And now that I've saw, I'll click. *clicks the back button* :)

*thinks* So.. this one time, in 7th grade... I bought some porn floppies off a friend of mine... and they had naked ladies on them. What is odd, is that they had some ladies that were my age. And I was in 7th grade. 1993, btw. And many, many years later, 2003 btw, once I had a DVD burner and was...

That is what is known as '********', in certain sexual circles. Aww yeah, high five it.. high.. fi.. UNGGHHHH, yaaaahhhhhwwwwwwhhhydoooIdoooodiisss...*sigh* Oh well, I lowballed to that high5, yo. ;)

Related note: Use your shirt to open the restroom door. ALWAYS USE A STRAW! Yeah, the glass tastes better.. cuz of the extra bacteria. But how many times have you went out and came back with sniffles? I know the dish guys just run it thru the machine once. :\ I know my own hands, and by...

Keeping track? Well, part of any favorites collection is putting in work... *fap fap fap* on-vid as well as off-vid. Sort your favorite pix into descriptive text as WELL as filesystem-appropriate numerical order. E.G. 1 Purple Dress 2016 2 Blue Skirt 2016, so on and so forth. When it comes to...

Wanted to get around to doing something. Did not notice until I started to feel like facing the day.. that this day was Saturday, and nobody would be in, everywhere would be too busy to go to, and I am actually too old to do the other things. But I still did things. Nothing 'ductive, tho.

I find that, as a matter among men that are friends.. and especially if you have laid a solid foundation of sarcasm in the preceding weeks/months/years, you can always get away with a denied high five, provided you make a snarky remark and own it. But then do not explain why you didnt 'slap ass'...

The thing about sex is that, like humans ALWAYS FRIGGIN DO, they want more. More. Better. One day, as a ***.. you find nudity to be arousing. People around you are awesome attractive, all of a sudden. Then... you look at the most beautiful ones. Then, the most beautiful ones with the biggest...

Give? Absolutely not, unless I'm dealing with the older crowd. They still like touching hands. Millennials are intimately aware of germs. Too much so, to the point of hand sanitizer being a hot product outside of hospitals.. which is counterproductive. I do not care for human contact, unless...

I do not care for touching other people, let alone their most-used parts. I know they dont wash their hands, often. A fist-bump is a thing for a reason. :) My current female gets a pass, because I invade her vulnerable place with my vulnerable place. But I know if I, or her do not maintain the...

So what you can gather, from this topic, (Btw start hearing Christopher Walken saying this! Works even better. Go back to the beginning and try it.) is that, you, MAY BE A DEVIANT.. If you are on, this board, an.. and do not fit into, norm-al circles?

*When you eat at fast food, literally anywhere.. except 1 out of maybe 5 of the chinese joints*

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1912398/ "God Bless America", the trailer.. it captures my feelings on rich people, assholes and half of America.

Easy FB money is gone. Pinterest double checks if you are human. Porn sites used to be okay, but that was 20 years ago and a CD-girls referral was reasonable. I missed the malware wave, because I need a clean conscience. Heh heh Sooo, I'm gathering that an easy demographic is a 20 something...

Now that is a boat I can board. And steer. And keep afloat. Milena and Nadine.. so insanely shy about showing the pussy, let alone doing hardcore. How many times have I been disappointed by their middle-school-porn style photoshoots? I've seen your tits. I wanna hear your voice, see you cum...