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There are two ways to answer OP's question: "Appeal to excellence?" The left wants to bring everybody within the same sphere of equality. They have ********* ideals and it shows in their wonder for the new, and lack of foresight. The issue is that they annoy you, never win and you cant see that...

They use 'Israelite' as a term in which to mean they are the rightful owners of the land (Who will never visit the place and probably just interpreted a youtube video creator and the old testament in whichever way they please.) who believe that melanin in the skin is G_d's true human, and the...

Once a day as maintenance / 5 minutes (get the creases, shave minimally) once every 3 days as full / 15 minutes (hair, smooth expanses, exfoliate a few areas) I find that the 'full' shower just dries up the skin too much, to be a normal thing. I believe the hair looks better with a good bit of...

I would say, usually.. just ask the uploader. But it was upped 4 years ago, no ID.. and he has 2,350+ videos. Good luck.

Oh, Whitney.. I never got to see those 'other' videos you spoke of. Some guys are just lucky. But some are dogs. ;)

No. Why would I want to deal with that young mindset? Major turn-off. More along the lines of 30something or Aunt Judy's.

You stopped fapping long enough to make a topic! w00000t. ;)

His script broke and the programmers have to find out where the error occurred and patch it back up to a usable status? Bird flu? ******* poisoning?

*is fond of the fact that porn questions from major companies' members, more often than not.. end up getting answered here* :) +1 for FreeOnes.

About a meter away. Also, over on the endcap for the fish section. ;) And.. ahem, if one were to take their favorite hot sauce and stir it evenly into a portion at about 20/80% ratio... you MAY have a good time with that next catfish fillet. Just maybe. ;)

I feel sexually inadequate about this topic. I think that anyone can pull off a beard.. a mustache, not so much. My personal favorite, though.. the most difficult of growths ~ mutton chops. Have I ever had them? Yes. Was I perhaps 'delayed' from entering society for a few years? Yes. Did this...

The scale of respect, man. Laying with a woman? You cant think of them as an equal. Laying with someone for money? Laying to pay the bills? Sexytime as a ****** encounter? With cameras all over? AND YOU WANT ME TO BE INSIDE... WHO?! THIS SLAG?! Uch. Add it all up and it is easy to see why ...

Oh, a few times. The related issue was '****'. The **** kept flowing... until it wanted to flow out. Then, against my better judgment.. I tried to expel a fart after having NOT eaten any food that wouldst produce a gas. So.. out it went. And it was like time slowed down ~ and then... I hopped on...

It speaks to the paranoia in the younger asswads. Do you trust your fellow driver to.. drive? No. Do you trust the 'cruise control' to use less gas/power? Yes. Do you still use your phone to text whilst driving? Wish the car would just drive itself? Yeah. On a personal note, in a workaholic...

What a philosophical question. charm·ing /ˈCHärmiNG/ adjective pleasant or attractive. (of a person or manner) polite, friendly, and likable. A pleasant, attractive furniture... or polite? Friendly? Likable? What do we quantify the charmability with? Public opinion? Approachability? Softness...

*shrugs, scratches my 'area'* Those who use their 'area' tend to get 'things'. "Things" need medication. ... I need a '*****'.

This topic = endless bumps with pix from YEARS ago. Dont be the necromancer. 2006 is over, bro.

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I dont remember, but I'll remember FOR you guys. Mmm, sisters... bitchy, luffly sisters.. yours or mine. I'm easy.

A short story, by Dino Velvet. Slice of Life/Thriller. ;)

I wanna hear good smacks and nice gasps. Followed by nice, subtle moans. Someone, somewhere... has to pay for this! ... sooo, links? Vids? I'm up for whoever. Except maybe Georges... how many times has he ruined my orgasm with a political statement? :P ;)

You only peon compare the pornfan99. Much cum many topics. For the ladies. FOR THE LADIES, PEON!

Word.

"Not since the accident..."

The problem with anime: "Anime". seriously, why must EVERYTHING be so exaggerated? And I hear you say... but that isnt every anime. True, but .. so many of these are 'made to sell'. Futa is the same, in a way. Over the top huge dicks, huge tits.. endless pussies that would run up into...

I do not concur, I think that all these deaths are quite 'timely'. People, like Wizards... arrive precisely when they mean to. What I find 'tragic' is the insane price of eating, quote-unquote.. healthily. There are plenty of flavor options, brand loyalty is ultra-low because price does not...

It occurred to me, after the fact.. that my entire post reads as a spastic, ****-induced...weird, kinda 'dazed and confused' run-on sentence hell. But.. ****. I used to do it. And I have fond memories of stupid things. So it read like the stupid memories of it that I have. :) I apologize for my...

Tried a few times. Liked it every time. Used to it, everybody had it at every restaurant I work(ed) at. Used it a couple times in a row, to **** out 2 back-to-back double shifts... felt the addiction 'rise up' and the need was like.. really, obnoxiously strong. Quit, in a fit of good sense. Or...

Thank you, Uncle Jack. Bipartisan goodness at work. You got your side, I got mine. I couldnt tell you what side either of us are on... but we're surviving. ;)

Blame many things. Downfall of respect for menfolk. Marriage rates fall, divorce goes up, women are lying more and men are actually trying to find a woman to trust... and as where you previously heard a woman complain about women simply looking for loyalty and 'COMMITMENT', now you have males...

*shivers* You really arent selling me on a reason why I should look at them, with that one... As a psychiatrist once mentioned to me.. if people are just waiting on a number, then they dont mind anything but the legality. So why not fuck 15 year olds? Because it is *******? The baser instinct is...

Yes. By all means. *folds arms, waits for porn*

Indeed. My argument against these 'grown assed ****' is that they have absolutely no conflict, tragedies or trials to complete. They end up snowflakes... and bear with me, on this one.. because they took away all the poison berry bushes, the metal toys, the groping uncles, rounded up the stray...

Video or it didnt happen. Dont let us down, Adam. We are counting on you. Carry on.

Re: August Ames' suicide may be more than it seemed Porn detective Bummer, on the case. Any leads on the girl who chose porn as a career and allegedly had a morality conflict? What? Suicide isnt plausible... say it aint so.

That is.. a very depressing, modern take on things. "Too bad for *whoever, or her offspring*, but lucky for my dick!" Phrasing, man. Dignity?

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Law of averages. More attempts = more success. Eventually. And try the coffee shop. Apps are.. I guess fine. But logic dictates that a female forever-alone that uses a free site is either batshit insane, dickcrazy or cheap. A male forever-alone is simply male, and society will give him nothing...

The government(s) has hundreds of agencies and thousands of "departments", still active even during the "shutdown", and bajillions in revenue every year. President defenders should not be worried about anything because our government is going nowhere and never has to worry about their agenda...

Approval. Less PC = more humor.

Referencing the 4 dead? Valid. Those 4 died in 1970? She wasnt born, yet. Carrying an assault rifle in public? This isnt Israel, sweetie. You arent in any.. ANY danger. Toting around that rifle and taking pictures? Boring. Cliche. Being an edgelord for no reason. Toting around a concealed...

Summary: Hillary isnt in prison. Email scandal is twice as bad with daughterTrump... No wall, thinks of Israeli wall as a good example. We dont have suicide bombers, tho... Obama hater: MUH GUNZZ! TRUMP MAGAAAAA!! *bans bump stocks, actually takes some guns* Obamacare: Still going. Different...

Watch? Not consistently. Use? PSVR. Favorite? Anything except BaDoinkVR. Those guys have the settings and zoom ALLLLL off. It turns into more of a 'giantess' porn, which is a thing... according to my VR searches. *shrugs, smh* Whatever works for you guys. Officially? Yes. Because then I'd be...

Never saw the 3d. Never will. Btw, a schooner is a sailboat.

justification The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything. "Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?"

I did something stupid and now I need forgiving. Bless me, ******.. for I am stupid. ~ OP

My lil opinion, and tons of experience with 'em, as a cook: Companies that dont give out their number for easy access = garbage Drivers are all stoners driving around in a beater, and dont care for your food like an actual.. employed.. person.. would.. = Is my food missing? DUH. If you are...

Hmm. Considered. But ultimately not agreed-with. She protecc. She attacc. Butt mos' portant, *Fran Drescher's laugh*

Awwooooo.

Backpedaling on him now really doesnt mean much. If one were to put on the tin foil hat and say that the whole lot of hollywood is the real bunch of pedophiles and gays and secret societies of untouchables.. then if you would kindly rewatch the video and notice the parts where he insinuates that...