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I want you. I want you. Give. Starting with.. the mods. SKIBIDIPAPA!

Ugh. Soap. Honestly one of the worst things to ever hit television, and a waste of Billy Crystal. But.. whatever. I watched it inbetween the "Good" stuff, last year. What a shitfuck.. soap. And, ya know.. I dont like to say it, but 'Benson' was only half as bad. And that is still.. bad.

"Some people have altogether too much time on their hands."

I think I maybe back away from the 'English' language and hear less goat, more 'barking'. English sounds like short barks and softly-abrupt bullshit words. Which makes sense, in the melting pot way ~ all these stolen and misused words reallllly dont make for good songs. And yet. So yeah...

You make more 'content', than... *rimshot, crowd groans* *Johnny Carson voice* Ya see, folks.. that has two meanings. Anyway, more content than most YouTube channels. *looks over at Ed McMahon* They didnt like the monologue, huh?

Good effort. Say, there was a guy on here with like 50 million posts and he was asking about making more cum. You guys should meet and greet. Pro tip: Wash your hands, first. ;)

Some people will argue over anything. Some people will call out Game of Thrones Sam ~ Why are you still fat after all that time at the wall, and starving.. and now you got a girl.. why FAT?! Sam's actor: Oh, the dragons and the dead walking the earth are fine and all, it is Sam's fat that really...

Private. Mobile. Safe. And yet.. in public. Productive.

Also: Cosplay. Thank you for making the point. :) A common conversation between 'grown ass adults', everywhere I go in America: "Did you see the new Venom? Yeah I wish spoderman was in it, but.. etc etc etc." There are no more action movies. Only comic crap. AND COSPLAY OMFG. Related: I also...

*opens page, immediately sees vicky vette* Okay. *looks at logo* ... hm. Suspicious Fry eyes.jpg *opens nba.com, heads to news* https://www.nba.com/timberwolves/news/timberwolves-unveil-prince-inspired-city-edition-uniforms *drags freeones tab to left side of screen, drags timberwolves to right...

'Caring' is care. If you think yourself better, you are giving your body more than just support. If you 'care' enough to try and work out, eat better, go to the doctor.. you are doing infinitely more than someone who be's depressed. But hey, its your life. I feel great when I ***** and wank...

Besides the 'added text', why is the dick photoshopped? Perfectly 'pixely' white girl leg.. and a blurry, 'fuzzy edges' cock next to it.. AND WHAT IS WITH THE LENS FLARE?!??! #LowQualityBait, sir.

To answer my .. um, well ALL of my ex's questions, and truthfully.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No, yours arent big enough. ~~~~~~~~ You arent interesting. But you arent boring enough, either. ~~~~~~ Your clit is tiny and you dont 'cum like I wish you would'. Ex-wife with the giant clit: ****** her to cum 6...

*walks in, looks around, reads comments* *walks out with a mumble* Open ended question is too open ended.

*suspicious eyes* thexflash Join Date 2009 Posts 43,249 Posts per Day 12.11 o_O... peRhaPs yOU HaVE beEn mASTurBatIng toO MucH... You should know better than anyone, assuming you come here to cum. Jerk less. Eat more complete proteins. Take vitamins. Reverse time to when you were younger. Be...

So disappoint. Such a waste. For years. :( Miosotis, on the other hand... has been VERY forthcoming with much and many goods.

"Any Video Converter Professional" is mine. Tried many. Never really found a happy medium between "Does one thing STUPIDLY well" (like Mediacoder does for anything A/V, then convert to DVD_VIDEO file structure.. then burn as this, change that to 2352, make sure the DVD4 bitrate isnt too high...

Call of duty. Putting frantic, CONTRIVED pace over actual tactics. (E.g. Endless enemy waves UNTIL you reach some invisible checkpoint.) They have been doing that since the earliest WW2 COD games. Battlefield. Was good until 3. Now.. multiplayer crap. Every sports game. Really? You pay 60$ for...

Activision stock falls 7+ percent. Chinese company known already for Pay2win diablo knockoffs... now getting the diablo license. The guy in the audience that asks "Is this an out of season april fools joke?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtSmAwpVHsA&t=3s Take a looksie at that like/dislike...

I got news for ya.. every comic book movie sucks. ;) Save yourself the trouble, next avengers.. next superman.. next any comic crap. I dont like em, either.

Said no bra, ever.

John Cusack, Dan Aykroyd Grosse Pointe Blank 1997

Levels of comment: "Only in America" "Only on the internet" "Only on Freeones" ".... lemme try it."

Titless or gigantic. It is these inbetween sizes that just annoy me. But, see.. I have this logic that whenever I look for porn, they only have tiny or gigantic dicks... so why shouldnt I expect that in return? Normal isnt good enough, anymore. Because noone spoke up and stopped this bullshit...

Well said. I actually keep mine for later. The trashcan in any given restroom is usually full, so.. one reuse for me, less cleanup for 'Jerry from the bussing staff'

Negative. Although I'll take a VCR and that tape, if you feel like fronting the postage fee for it. Actually wait, I want you to nut all over it. Like just nasty-covered. Box stuck to the tape. VCR not even working. Now.. bear with me ~ I know I'm asking a lot. But you could just get pornfan99...

Where is the moderator nudes section? I was thinking about Duanculo.. or even classic nudes like BNF. Petra, what gives?

Rule #2: Wash your hands.

Glad to see you are still doing that work, Zip. They arent gonna fuck and shoot themselves. Whatcha been up to?

Written by that guy with 14 posts who wants to jerk off to a movie from 22 years ago. For a friend, btw. You know the scene where it started with the F1 car and the F1 pit crew outfits, and it was followed up with some lesbian stuff, and I think the scene before had a cam on Jenna Jameson's puss...

Shove pill up arse. Wait. Pull out completely soiled turd rag. Right...

D00d, this topic is from 2 years ago.

Cops assaulted? Count half of 'Merica in. Time to get payback for those years lost in minimum security prison for just a ***** case of domestic. And possession. Then the dickhead officer punched me and I **** on his shoe, so he threw in 'assault with bodily fluid'. Booyaka, election year...

No-something-November is for trendy 20 somethings, two textbook cases of 'Man I should grow a hipster beard' or 'I GOTTA PUMP! MUST BE AN ALPHA! GET REKT ***!!!!!' A normal November: Work. *****. Put that plastic crap over your windows. **** a few mice, if you live downtown or in the fields...

http://thegoldwater.com/news/41093-Woman-That-Claimed-Justice-Kavanaugh-*****-Her-Now-Admits-They-ve-Never-Even-Met

This. People have *no* idea what they are buying. Even if a restaurant has 'fresh' ingredients, it really doesnt matter since most of the stuff is cooked and thrown into the walk-in until they need it. Reheated food.. and during a 7pm rush, sometimes microwaved. Every place you go to is just...

Only old people use facebook, man. ;)

I see this is a rhetorical question.

'Gonna have a shitty time scale': Food Allergy > Vegan > Diet > Kosher/Halal > SRSLY fuck those food allergy people. Do NOT go out to eat. EVER. > Diabetic There are too many things going on, and too much cross contamination in every restaurant. Every place tries to act 4-star. They arent. We...

I am not sure what is happening, here. But.. I think it is altogether possible, judging from her expression.. that the perp is either her husband or a random guy. Either way, not a smile.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/670350/The_Free_Ones/

Back in my school days, it was a one-and-done about 2-3 times each school year. In the military, there were a few drawn out fights, but usually some guys around would stop it after a major hit. After the fact, I worked as a bouncer in a bar. It never fails that some **** will always get...

*shrug* It always pissed me off that so.. SOOOO very many trophies required online play. Inflated courage on the part of the developers, that they assumed anyone would play their titles online ~ or enough would play to team up. Too many times, even the biggest titles would have fuck-all for...

Your posted date: 2016-10-23, 12:05 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love reading ancient posts.. 2 years is a hell of a wait for a new series entry.

Asian squeaky voices and totally fake orgasms in their porn. Porn that you just KNOW.. the actress is high AF and 6 months away from an arrest. She has obvious burn marks on her chest (cigarette/pipe/unhealthy in general type blemishes), absolutely-glazed/glassy eyes, slurred speech, etc...

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Negative. I know what it is ~ Trolling people is more than half the fun. I also ask if they want queso with their normal cheese, and bread or naan. It is all about 'dividing by zero', man. Give them a mental BSOD and walk away with a smirk. ;)

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