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  1. Torre82

    Porn Deal breakers.

    Examples, in personal order. Click on something, look at copyright date. 2003? Cant jerk to ancient porn. She probably has 4 **** and a mortgage, now. Click on ********* porn list, find dead girls ~ Anna Nicole Smith, Brittany Murphy, Carrie Fisher, Marilyn Monroe, etc etc. Cant jerk to dead...
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    What differences are there between frozen hamburgers?

    I feel mightily sorry for those poor schmucks who get 'steak' from the 'dollar store'. Like... really? The thing is paper-thin. The pricepoint should alert you to the lack of quality. They are not buying overpriced printer ink.. (the most overpriced thing in the world.) They are buying something...
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    Democrats held an 18% advantage in generic polling in December, now at 4%

    Playing the race card? Predictable. Oddy true, though. Rats on a sinking ship. The parties need total reform. But that is just my humble opine. When people act like their stereotype, it isnt racist. It is judgment-correct.
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    Now THIS is a Philly cheesesteak!

    *sigh* we cant all be near Philly, Chicago, or various trending food cities, my good man. .. I do kinda have a hankering for a chz stk, now, tho. My work has the steak bitties, but I'm thinking I might bastardize it and choose a Szechuan/peanut sauce on it.. (cuz I want the au jus to not clash...
  5. Torre82

    Tori Welles and Nikki Reed ?

    I can tell the future. Your next post will say... *concentrates* 'um, ok sure?' Something like that.
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    Now THIS is a Philly cheesesteak!

    Lotta foodies on the board. They talk about food more than porn. Gotta love the convo stuff on P-hub and fOnes.
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    For the ladies, 2: pre-cum

    Georges, you have been challenged. The PF99 challenge! It is 'a thing', now! Long live PF99!
  8. Torre82

    "Here, But Don't African-American Lip The Joint!"

    The blacks for Trump usually has the same message, I believe ~ you are not a result of your environment, the statistics only suggest a lot of black people are foolish and commit crimes just because. Look up to, worship and praise, suck all over the rich people's dick ~ cuz money is morality...
  9. Torre82

    For the ladies, 1: cum shots

    Waiting for your tribute, mang. Such as?
  10. Torre82

    >>> Get a Sneak Peek into the New FreeOnes

    How did you find out?! Wait, did you tell anyone else?
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    Now THIS is a Philly cheesesteak!

    Are you guys savages?!? DO YOU NOT KNOW THE POWER OF AU-JUS?! Dude, dip a chz stk or italian beef in the best au jus you can find. French onion + bread + eat it before the spongey turns into 'messy', and you got yourself perfection. Also, something I tried recently.. horseradish dip isnt too bad...
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    "Here, But Don't African-American Lip The Joint!"

    I've only heard the more racially inclined version. Because Indiana. Trump is 15 minutes walking distance from me, as I make this post. Pence was governor, as of 2 years ago. So.. yeah. We've got repubs for days.
  13. Torre82

    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    ... but.. she is tiny. Is there a pornstar named Aria Poquito that is 6 foot plus? Is there a porn girl named Rachel Raxxx that has flatties? NO! lol
  14. Torre82

    Deauxma

    Is it just me or does almost every dang set of her.. come in low resolution? I'm not against joining a site ~ I would join the VNA for Deauxma and Dawn Allison, anyday. Getting the rest of the 'army' is just extra german fudge on the streudel. ...but yeah, I would join if I saw some more high...
  15. Torre82

    [SOLVED] Breastacular Karups chick

    http://6mature9.com/galleries/ow/3wV5eqn9/ Please and thank you. :)
  16. Torre82

    NYPD boss accused of stuffing her panties in co-worker’s mouth

    They are. Havent you dated, anytime in the last few years? In America, that is.
  17. Torre82

    NYPD boss accused of stuffing her panties in co-worker’s mouth

    Dont trust the opposite gender. Dont trust humans. Dont trust. Dust. *whooshing whirl of wind*
  18. Torre82

    >>> Get a Sneak Peek into the New FreeOnes

    Pssst, I've seen her naked. She has an army of naked people, in fact.
  19. Torre82

    Hey Fellas, You Like Anchovies On A Pizza Pie?

    Ugh. Italians. No offense, just... so very, very not a fan of Italian food. Maybe an Italian beef, with the dipped goosh and the insanely hot flavor. But finding that outside of 'Cago and 'York is impossible. Most people wont even try it, let alone in the traditional dipped style.
  20. Torre82

    Most Overrated Restaurants

    Favorite burgs? Favorite fries?
  21. Torre82

    Most Overrated Restaurants

    Whatchu think about '5 guys burgers n fries', Dino?
  22. Torre82

    Fuck, Marry, Lick Asshole

    Re: Fuck, marry... Agreed. Marriage? The hell you say. Never again. No rings, no captain save-a-ho. IR porn? Jesus fuck if I could just never again see a black dick again.. it is just obnoxious. You could search for 'asian pussy' and apparently the cucks out there have given entire paychecks...
  23. Torre82

    Most Overrated Restaurants

    Overrated? Yes. Is this menu diversification bullshit overrated? OHMY FUCKINGGAWD YESS. Anywhere you go: "I want a pepperoni pizza." "Can I get a BLT?" "You got a salad?" Now.. those are three... absolutely boring, normal, BEAUTIFUL choices. But you go somewhere, these days.. and they say...
  24. Torre82

    Anyone else **** cosplay?

    I can see that I am getting nowhere. Okay. Two options, then. You have very simple... very easy options. Is the purpose of the cosplay to draw attention to the source material,is the costume of a homemade quality with effort put in, and is the actor/actress knowledgeable in that subject...
  25. Torre82

    >>> Get a Sneak Peek into the New FreeOnes

    L.Black: I like this guy. Foul language and angry. Adding my 2 cents, again: Clean code. Fast rendering. Less is more, more is.. those infinite-loading pages at the HUGE, BLOATED sites like Tumblr, CNN and Fox news... forever loading 2 dozen advertisements, 2 videos and multiple reply-apps...
  26. Torre82

    Hey Fellas, You Like Anchovies On A Pizza Pie?

    That deep dish chicago **** = pie. Fuggin **** that excessive sauce crap.
  27. Torre82

    Do you guys like Pacific NW Bikini Baristas?

    *sees exposed flesh and multiple 'public health' papers at the POS* Hrrm, yeah.. seems nice. But health code stuff.
  28. Torre82

    PUBLICAGENT: how boring get this site? it was one of the best before...

    Ya know, I'm all for anger and laying blame when it is due.. but you could always find a new website, man. :) There are plenty of good sites you can appreciate ~ I dunno your kinks, but the net is a wide, accomodating place. Good luck in your paysite explorations. ;)
  29. Torre82

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    It is easier to discount news than to appreciate it. A'course, with that being said.. I am highly fond of Al'Jazeera. Very little fluff pieces ~ mostly conflict news and humanitarian stuff. So yeah, I treat CNN as a jumping point for fluffy things, sports updates, deaths and summaries. A'J is...
  30. Torre82

    Jewish Chinese Food

    I try. As far as odd North American lore goes, I am more fond of the Mexican music question. "Why do Mexicans listen to that carnival crap?" Because religious missionaries from Hungary. They brought their accordions and 'polka' stylings, and that is why Mexican music sounds so.. Germanic-polka-hell.
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    Jewish Chinese Food

    No, it is a real thing. But the answer is slightly complicated. So.. Chinese and Jewish immigrants came to the country, long ago. But generally at the same time. Both hated, both tried to stay as undercover/out-of-the-way as possible, but providing a service to the local angry white people...
  32. Torre82

    PUBLICAGENT: how boring get this site? it was one of the best before...

    Dont get your hopes up. He would just jerk your hopes off, onto ... the floor. Not even a face or a tittie.
  33. Torre82

    Best assholes

    Things I did not think I would be doing after work, today: Looking at assholes showing their assholes. ;) I got a question.. just what are you guys judging them, for? Smaller pucker? Puss skin connecting all the way to the arsehole? Skintone evenness? Visible tension in the surrounding skin...
  34. Torre82

    Too much POV porn around

    Tyrian, you may have not proofread the subtleincredibad homoeroticism in that last sentence. On-topic: I dont like watching porn with guys in it. At all. I think there is FAR too much penis in porn. Never enough solos, sybian rides, interviews... What is the point of watching someone else's...
  35. Torre82

    Do You Have A Pest Problem?

    Actually yes. Roaches, bed bugs and mice. Roaches because they absolutely SWELLED in population during this summer. (Srsly, 90+ degrees for months on end? Florida gets 'palmetto bugs'?!? Bullshit, they are roaches that'll never die because heat and lack of effective pest control.) Bed bugs...
  36. Torre82

    Anyone else **** cosplay?

    I am surrounded by chads. *le sigh* attractive young female puts on outfit. normies donate to their amazon wish list, jerk off, suddenly have an interest in 'geek girls'. And... ya know, cosplay comes from Anime, right? Anime comes from Japan, right? Soo... Just gonna leave that there. For...
  37. Torre82

    >>> Get a Sneak Peek into the New FreeOnes

    O_O are you aware of how much work is needed to cater to every phone ecosystem?! And then tone it up or down for phone performance?! And then... think of how many apps you use right now that are still absolute garbage! If FB, google or apple cant get their **** straight, how dost thou expect...
  38. Torre82

    Posting non-gay pics of dick here

    TorreDick and MargaretMound. (Ex wife) Since yall are so skittish with the dixpix! https://66.media.tumblr.com/0006d44a2f02592ef1d5daf890c465f4/tumblr_pgryhfJL441s5a25zo1_1280.jpg
  39. Torre82

    Hey Fellas, You Like Anchovies On A Pizza Pie?

    Ya know.. come to think of it, maybe a nice mahi pizza could be done. Substitute a crispy flatbread for pizza crust. Go light on sauce, replace marinara with a chipotle-ranch. Change pizza blend to purely sharp cheddar or monterey jack. Mahi strip per slice. Go heavy on lettuce shreds con...
  40. Torre82

    Hey Fellas, You Like Relish On A Hot Dog?

    Condiments? Do you even condiment, bro?! There is no 'true' one size fits all condiment, of anything. Even ketchup is.. shall we say, context-sensitive. Mustard? Normal? Sweet? Spicy? Stone-ground? Grey-Poupon? You cannot discount mustard simply because you almost.. always.. will get offered...
  41. Torre82

    Too much POV porn around

    Agreed. Kind of a shame when the only good intra-vaginal POV thing is that one BBC sex ed video from, like.. 8 years ago? Thereabouts? That.. is nice. After a long stint of not playing VR games, and not.. exactly.. 'regretting' my choice to buy a VR headset, but rather being highly...
  42. Torre82

    Can a woman named "Mercedes" ever be not hot?

    Cue some guy saying "There is no ugly pussy, tho." Then some other guy with a jpg that makes you impotent for a few hours. Or really, really stiff, for some reason... Slumming it with some shameful chicks.. honestly the best sex I've ever had is with trailer types. Of course, there is that whole...
  43. Torre82

    Ariana Grande: is she the hottest thing since Ariana Grande?

    Gosh, no! That is now a married woman. Sinful, shame and sin! ... but I'd fap to it, if it would only mek nekkid.
  44. Torre82

    Can a woman named "Mercedes" ever be not hot?

    ***, yer forgettin' one very important thing ~ is this a G_d-given name, or did she choose it? If I had a dollar for every 'Peaches', 'Trinity', 'Hope', etc... stripper names are so cliche, sir. Pornstar names twice over.
  45. Torre82

    Tito's ***** From Austin, Texas... Any Good?

    Not to call anyone out, or anything, but.. "What bookends define me as a person?" "Oh, hey.. some empty ***** skulls.. perfect?" Someone once told me that thoughts about 'cool' things also have to pass this test: "Could you easily define this notion as 'sophomoric'?" sophomoric adjective...
  46. Torre82

    Robbye Bentley - did she do anal?

    #FirstWorldProblems Just sayin'. :P
  47. Torre82

    Asian male on white female porn

    So long as it isnt this depressing cuck ****, yes. At what point did porn get into the agenda of destroying morals, ****** and making you cum via ***********? "Black dude rails and creampies my wife, and she doesnt let me cum for another 4 months while she fucks my friends, *******, ****** and...
  48. Torre82

    >>> Get a Sneak Peek into the New FreeOnes

    Clean code. Modular code. Fitter. Happier. More productive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My10FLH5DT0
  49. Torre82

    For the ladies, 1: cum shots

    So. I was on ******* the other day, and in my suggesteds... there was some ASMR type interestingness: "audible cumshots" Some decently-dicked guy busting over and over on his girl, and.. against my better judgment, I turned up the speakers to hear his nutropes hit skin/floor/face/pornfan's...
  50. Torre82

    For the ladies, 2: pre-cum

    Your dick is leaky, sir.
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