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Oh. ****. Forgot to actually make a meaningful reply. Getting back the past? Man.. she is gone. Get over her. That is what bro's say, right? Cuz it is true. But yeah, constructively suggesting, here. Because whatever chick you used to like.. is no longer the same. Whether you dated her, gazed...

You mean these shits? But at twice the price and half the food?

So, I'm deciding to take the plunge into online bullshit. Monetizing, linking, advertising, spam, scams.. any and all. But I'm starting from .. lessay about 10/100. I know how to create a webpage, I know social media.. but I havent made a site I've intended to bank on. Now, I've registered over...

When it comes to American food... made for the masses.. at what point do you ever trust what they are selling you? Hot? No. Honey? Barely sweet. Sandwich? Not at a 3 dollar pricepoint. What was Wendy's thing, last year.. the ghost pepper burger and fries? And did it absolutely rapemurder your...

The look on her face says it all. "Really? You spring this cuckoldry fetish on me, today?! I mean I'm not complaining about getting dicked-down, but at least give a girl some warning."

Lessee... 1 Marsh supermarket for not throwing away wings that were dry/tough after all the time in the heatlamp. So I ate em. So they called it 'theft'. I'm like.. orly. Um, 6 places 'let us go' because they went out of business. A video game store, a deli, a toy store, ****** Dollar, Factory...

Funny thing, this is the old argument Lemon Vs Lime. And when people dont know any better, they choose lime. Give them an ounce of info and they always go lemon. What is it about yellow, bitter nonsense that trumps green and tasty? Grew up around water with lemon? Lemonade? Lime is so much...

Test too long. No can do. But took that Rice PUrity test. 23. Soo... what does that mean?

And thus began my freshman year of online college. Rousing motivational things should always jumpstart a journey to ... well, anywhere. Except the ****** store. Which is where I need to go, in a few hours. Some products sell themselves.

I look forward to this, with great zeal. :)

Logic = glad to not have the desire to bust one out 10 times a day. .... only 2-4. *sigh* I have more aging to do. My goal is zero cums and being able to function. Dont get me wrong, I love a good bust.. but it feels medicinal, usually. Something to keep my patience up, temper down and balls...

Old roommate of mine used to listen to metal ~ in a casual, every other moment type way. He played D-*****, Atreyu and.. here's a weird choice, an absolute TON of Insane Clown Posse. He'd play it to go to *****. Odd guy, and he couldnt keep a job held down. But really cool, otherwise. What I...

Eat wife's pussy, get face full of squirt. She does the laundry. Niiiiice. Fingerblast her after the fact, cums so hard she farts twice. No embarassment, only delicious pleasure. Day after the fact she is ****** to be sober. She isnt the same person and doesnt feel like doing anything. Meh. I...

4 year *****, eh? Linda Might Ms. Suckable Ashley Starr (both of em, white girl and black girl both have ******* clitcocks) Keyanna Moore If you arent into matures or black chicks, you might not want to search for any of those. But if you want some giant woman-meat, you'll be happy.

You ever notice that if you wanted 'melodic metal', you just go find a metal/rock song and youtube and just turn the speed down by half? Technically the beat is absolutely perfect at -33%, but 75% speed is too fast, and 50% is too slow. But you get my meaning. :)

Government corruption? Expected. More illegals in the country since Trump? Odd. I am absolutely for separation of families. Indoctrinated youngsters and no ****** around to send the checks out-of-country.

I wish I could say the GB was a good system, but it was too expensive for the time, (AA batteries every time you wanna play it for a day?!) the games were mostly shovelware (like the Wii/WiiU) and the non-backlit screen really ****** it for trips/vacations/eating at the restaurant with ***+pop...

I'm gonna go ahead and guess she has had some 'work' done on her face. She looks more... 'statuesque', now. I know Italians 'melt' faster than normal, and you can see that in various photos. Sidenote, she is one of my favorite faps. But I cant deny the face looks way different in the recent photos.

Did someone drop a shill... a shilling? I heard a shill.. shilling. Let me just put my glasses on.. .AW CRAP they shattered?! No thanks, not into cuck stuff.

Ya gotta take the S off the http, otherwise you request a secure connection. Try these, guys: http://i.imgur.com/3t6VUvl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/UnyKp1N.jpg

Story posted 2 years ago. Closed account. Only real reply is so religious that it screams conservative who wants to 'defile' his white girl with a black 'savage'. Can we get over this whole cuck thing, already? The bias is real. You dont need your girl to be mated to a 'non christian slave' to...

Puckered butthole, yo.

Man, I'm 36 years old. I am damn happy to be done with all that youthful crap. I dont want 8 hour fuckfests, huge nuts or marathon fucking. I want naps, I want complete proteins, I want my wife to be happy with head instead of dick... or vice versa.. and I want to just relax. Fuck getting...

Sooo.. what you are saying is... this season is already over and done and it isnt about IF the patriots will win, it is by how many points will they win. Same ol' NFL since forever, huh. Fuckin Belichek and Brady. My vote, like last year... is for the Rams. Goff and Gurley, yo.

R.I.P. Mr Stone. May your balls be forever empty and your wallet full.

You just said this the other day. Right before you made that one tape with the ******** and 'machine'. Why didnt you pay your actors, Dino?

Porno Lane there is a freeone showing photographs Of all the head he's had the pleasure to know And all the people that cum and go Stop and say "Nice" On the corner is a pornstar with a motorcar, And little thai girls laugh at him behind his back And the pornstar never wears a jimmyhat In the...

Check their filmography. http://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/index.cfm Check their websites via the easiest two places: Peachyforum and freeones. Check their stomping grounds. and... I'm gonna do this from memory, so clap if I cover all my bases, or boo if I miss a major one.. ahem.. ALS-scan...

Mmm... Winston Churchill. He can chomp my cigar, anytime.

We've all been censored on social media. Difference being more of a.. my Trump leaning friends tend to be more of the '**** anyone who isnt a redneck, also' type friends. But this is the midwest, and it is to be expected out of half the folk. I do believe that most of the people who complain...

Waking up at 7 am with a stum full of mucus: https://media1.giphy.com/media/w01H3jsd1pA1a/giphy.gif Rubbing an actually decent one out at 8:30: https://cdnio.luscious.net/AliceGreggs/58/lusciousnet_lusciousnet_taste-good-daddy_221907127.gif The wife came over, I ate her till she ****** out...

Hey Zipper, are you the owner of TAM? Or are you the 'Don King' for 'em? :)

Well.. I have 3 sides to this. The conspiracy, the lie, and the probability outcome. Conspiracy: Everything just happened to be the way it was and nothing could have been done to stop it. Jet transponders didnt send their locations off to the air control guys and they were ignored despite the...

Agreed. It'd be like if my great-grandparents moved BACK to Germany in 1943, and expected everything to be fine and dandy. But that comment is mostly about Floridians. Carolina doesnt get hit too much, and with days of warning.. well, ya cant save people from themselves if they just chill on the...

Here's a thing: Movies that are not awful, but awful because of a relevant circumstance that makes it awful: Watching lord of the rings normal edition after you put in HOURS on the extended editions. FULL SCREEN BULLSHIT. When your buddy gives you a burnt movie and youre like.. yeah, okay.. I'll...

Not the creepiest thing I've ever seen. "Grandma watches me jerk off" was on ******* a week ago, and it was clearly a nursing home. Also: She didnt watch him and tried to stare out the window. There are certain people that belong in prison, and I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that guy is...

Full on bush. Anyone who hasnt had a full furry pussy has absolutely no place to speak on it. *points fingers at one or two* The fur is there to protect and ease the whole process, man. Skin on skin is nice, and all.. but when the fur is smooth and helps glide your meat into her pie? Natural is...

Movies that have disappointed me, because high hopes: Ant man 2, Jurassic World 2 Movies that were actually good, surprised the turdmuffins outta me: Upgrade, Ocean's 8

2 pills, 2 shots or 2 more topics like this? :)

WHere is the sample section for Adam, Petra, Bob? I want to sample your goods before going all-in, monthly. What fetishes do you cover? Cam shows? I'm a pretty high maintenance stroker ~ do you do dildos covered with grape jelly? *blushes*

Waterfalls.

A glowing, pulsating commendation. I second this notion.

Falcon... crow.. so would you bet on the tiny falcon/apache longbow or the crow/ MI26 transport hind? First thing that pops into my head when I read your post. Although in my mind, the RAH66 Comanche is what I think of with the small bird-of-prey motif`, the Apache is more well-known so there ya...

*points* Dis guy. Dis guy has porn name experience. ...unlike the majority of porn 'actresses' these days who simply take two HIGHLY generic names and make it hard to google their stuff. Sylvia Jameson Jana Jade Nadia Thai etc, etc.

If you do not have time to self-care, you are doing it wrong. Absolute borderline cases, but I still had to bust one out: Basic Training, Fort Sill: Morning dook, probably 15 guys yapping about bullshit and its my first time away from home, different lifestyle, barely any *****, my dick got...

Soldier: Man, I **** war. Same soldier, 5 minutes later: Man I wish someone would ****** us. I've never been this bored in my life. *jerks off again* Soldier's conundrum is real. Ask your local combat vet. Body: Man, I **** diseases/syndromes/conditions. Same body, 5 minutes later: In the...

A clan in Lord of the Rings: "The Riders of Lohan" Italian guy who plays paladin: "Olive Guardian" Flipside: Does it with jokes. A mechanic does it with a screw. A mortician does it with a stiff. A pornstar does it with.. everyone.

Supa, you should know better. Trying to change someone's mind cannot be done with mainstream media. But when Paul Ryan steps forward as the op-ed, you should use that. Trump has strong opinions, no experience and no respect for the institutions surrounding him. That is what the people wanted...

Grandma porn: Christie 'Wrinkly' Smoking fetish on a PAWG: Flick Buttz (Phat Ass White Girl, if you didnt know) Porn actor with a droopy face who fucks the American public: Richard Dicks'em Your turn.