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    Nerd does amazing pancake rap - worth watching

    OK. I watched it. Where are my fucking pancakes?
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    A Serious Question Part XIII

    A thread here and there is OK. However, "too much" is when you find it necessary to number your threads (making the subject in itself uninteresting), or when the thread is so pathetic full of fail, you practically beg yourself to have it closed. All post on no play make Jack an extremely dull boy.
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    Military intervention in failed states such as Afghanistan is justified?

    Hence is one of the problems of a military intervention in a failed state. One, we are trusting on the judgement of outside sources of a failed state. Two, who is to say that the intervening state(s) is/are not failed? Three, what would give that intervening state the right to decide how that...
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    The Greatest Singer of Our Generation Has Returned

    To say that he is the best singer of our generation is complete insanity. He is the best singer ever.
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    what did you do to masturbate without being noticed when you were a ***?

    Hell, I didn't care. If the urge came over me, I would just whip it out in the middle of the classroom, calling it "extra credit".
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    Herman Cain suspends presidential bid

    Yes, sorry, I should have used "waddle".
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    Herman Cain suspends presidential bid

    The only thing Newt is qualified to run around is the buffet.
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    Possible hook-up in the MidWest

    I knew there was something funny going on in the TIV.
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    Herman Cain suspends presidential bid

    Newt's not even qualified to lead his ******, let alone a nation.
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    Let's play a game...

    Did you know that, whenever you have a new thought, you do not have to open a new thread about it? True story.
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    Greatest Self Shot

    Man loves his ducks. Nothing wrong with that.
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    The FreeOnes Forever Alone Convention: 2011

    What sucked was that mine still didn't put out.
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    Herman Cain suspends presidential bid

    Trump. Palin. Cain. And those are the fuck ups who are no longer running.
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    Knights of Ni

    Oops. I ****** the messenger. Again.
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    Exclusive Freeones Interviews With Interesting Members

    Who thought dirl could be both interesting and (sort of) Canadian at the same time? It boggles the mind. The only thing that is more remarkable is that, not once did he mention his love for all things anus.
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    Knights of Ni

    Fuck! It's the "Knights who Say Ni", not "Knights of Ni"! I **** it when people get this type of **** wrong! I am so going to go and punch a bunch of Twilight fans right in the eye for this ****!
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    JohnnyStyro: Ladies Man

    How far up his ass does the xBox controller have to be to make him clinch his fists like that?
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    Freaky Friday, Roald edition.

    The only thing that would make that getup more awesome would be a glittery liquid in the shoes.
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    Do you like being asked serious questions here at FreeOnes?

    I only answer Yahoo Serious questions. It took six hours for someone to come up with that pun. Six fucking hours. I am fucking disappointed in each and every one of you.
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    That could get you in some trouble here! lol

    That could get you in some trouble here! lol
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    Quite all right, Aria. I've noticed you have made it a habit to make good posts.

    Quite all right, Aria. I've noticed you have made it a habit to make good posts.
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    American Horror Story

    Yes, she is very yummy in the show - I also like Connie Britton in there.
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    What is the hickiest hick **** of a hick hell in America?

    I would. I guess it depends on what part of Ohio. This part is big time hicksville. Churches and bars. Three times as much people live in trailers than own houses (literally). To some, it is acceptable to go to the store in only your overalls. I've needed a translator to talk to some of my...
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    Adultfriendfinder

    Found you...yummy!
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    Public high school teacher starred in porno movies released last year

    Brilliant reporting, Fox. Brilliant reporting. It was almost as if the same intellect which was used to write that first line (from the porn) wrote the rest of the story.
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    Adultfriendfinder

    Not everything has a cost on there - one can be a member with a few pictures and a profile without paying anything - unfortunately, things such as viewing other profiles does cost money. On the other hand, one can chat and use the instant messenger for free.
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    Exclusive FreeOnes Interviews With Interesting Members

    Totally wrong. I've never quite made it to the pussy. I usually jizz at the mere thought of...uh oh. I just made a mess.
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    Exclusive FreeOnes Interviews With Interesting Members

    That means the rest of us go bottomless, right?
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    Exclusive FreeOnes Interviews With Interesting Members

    So, basically we are going to hear about the things dirk has stuck his dick in, things VV sticks in his dick, things BB has found in his back hair, things L3ggy has sniffed, and I can list things I have stuck up my ass. These interviews are going to be fucking hot!!!!
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    Serenity (Firefly)

    One of the best shows out there, when it was on...problem was, nobody knew when it was on, as Fox kept moving it around.
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    Alrighty then. Who ya gonna vote for?

    I see that "Not Voting" is second behind Obama. If the Republicans can find a candidate named "Not Voting" or "None of the Above", they might have a chance...much better than one named "Romney", "Cain", "Perry", "Bachmann", "Gingrich", "Palin" or whoever else has been their flavor of the month.
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    Norwegian ****** Attacks

    I was going to list people who had been involved in mass shootings or serial killings that were never executed...but was not even out of the "A"s before giving up...it actually looks like most of them actually committed suicide, and quite a few of them did end up dying of natural causes (or are...
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    One of many unanswered questions which may never become answered. How did all of the people on the highway die (they left water, ***** and weapons...yet simply died, without turning into walkers. I think they were gassed for containment, but this is just a thought. Also could have been a mass...
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    Have any of you posted porn of your woman on the internet?

    I am the old guy with the hard on.
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    There is another thing I really like about this show. Through all of this, we have the mystery of Merle. We know he is most likely out there...it is just a matter of when he is going to return.
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    Have any of you posted porn of your woman on the internet?

    Yes. Lemonparty.org. Me, lurkingdirk and PirateKing.
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    We are not hiring until Obama is gone...

    This is why they will never get their facts straight. They keep repeating it enough, and the average Joe is too lazy to look up the facts for themselves.
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    Any fans of the late Bob Ross here?

    I liked the guy. However, I had an art teacher who loathed the guy. Considered him a hack Said he found students who religiously watched the show impossible to teach proper paint techniques.
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    That would have been cool...but I like the way they did it here. It seemed like we saw her forever in that form. And a group of people who once had a bloodlust for ******* a bunch of zombies were suddenly faced with one of their own - and could not make the same decision they had made only...
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    Roald and Anders ready for a big night out

    I see they finally got matching haircuts. Good for them.
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    The Car-mageddon

    Not very sure what is unusual here. People in Ohio drive like this all the time.
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    Greatest lead vocalist in rock n roll history?

    Paul McCartney has a rather good vocal range. Ian Gillan could belt out some great tunes. If we are going with Rock and Roll, I could go old school with the great Buddy Holly.
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    Lol

    It took you six hours to figure out how to edit that to your liking. Six hours. I bet your brain cell is a lonely one.
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    In reality, we should have seen that ending quite easily...I mean, it was the one which made the most sense, considering the direction of the show. But, hell, I had no idea it was her - even when we heard her heavy wheezing coming from the ****...her appearance was one of those all-time classic...
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    lol, UGLYER fail!

    Now, Anders, be nice - one of the dudes was pictured with a girl. Luvsemlarge would never touch a girl.
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    Petra sure is having fun on holiday!

    Saw that one coming down the street miles away.
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    Pandering to....

    Ah...****. I seriously wish you had notified me about that one, I didn't notice. I will get a hold of Petra to make it right.
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    Pandering to....

    It is not that he does not care to articulate his points, it is that he is unable. Let us face it, we are not dealing with "Einstien". We are dealing with someone with very slightly above primal thoughts who is unable to articulate why he has those thoughts, nor why other ideas scare him. He...
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    Lol

    I actually am holding back, quite a bit. But, luvsem is fun to play with, and I don't want to run it off quite yet.
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    Adultfriendfinder

    Both. There are a lot of real profiles on the site, but there are a whole lot of fake profiles. After a while, it is quite easy to differentiate between the two. I've used the site for the last few years, to some success. Heck, even made a couple of friends through the site.
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