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That's a scene from Twin Peaks, right? I never did get that show.

Did you try waving your penis in her face? I hear that works. Unless your name is "Roald" or "Anders".

GreenEyed.

Way to go, Green!

There is nothing like snowballing a hobo as he takes his last breaths, then watching him ***** on it.

People act like complete idiots during these things. I liken it to a zombie feeding frenzy, as in reality, few realize what they are going after - they just feel their purpose in life is to be part of "that moment". If you want to see society at its most pathetic, sure, go to one.

I bet he thinks this reply is about him. Don't he. Don't he. Oh, yeah, and mine has not changed, either, not that I have been obsessing over it, checking it daily, making charts, and ******* hobos every time it does not change.

Re: Telepathy - I think this is important for science - please help telepathic Vink Oh, come on, Briana! It's so clear! I mean, I know he throws a lot at us, but it is all about one, simple thing: Plastics! Plastics!

Dang it, I did not see this the first time around, making my "You should know, you were the catcher" comment way out of line.

I guarantee I will not be able to get that fucking song out of my head for the rest of the day. Damn it.

Same here. "Two inches plus two inches equals done."

Roald also loves dick pictures, but they have to be greased. Anders likes pussy pictures, though. But he does prefer to see them stuffed with large things. Fists. Bowling pins. Pop bottles. Baseball bats. Bowling balls. Footballs. The cast of Lost. Bowling alleys.

Or, you could change every single post to a naked picture of yourself, and redirect every link to your site. Which, of course, would be awesome!

I heard it runs like ****.

Unfortunately, Andrew Hunter will not get a chance to put these great ideas into place. You see, he is dead now, and I am using his head as a foot stool. Fortunately, I was able to garner enough information from the article to hunt Mr. Hunter down and take all of his winnings. I spent it all on...

Re: Telepathy - I think this is important for science - please help telepathic Vink I wonder if he can tell what I am thinking right now.

Losing, losing, Frank.

I have the same thing offered myself, but the print is brown.

It's fake. Who the fuck would want to travel to 2011?

I am taking it the white webby stuff does not shoot out of the palm of his hand.

It's how we tell the difference between those who are pure evil and good.

I would make a chocolate sunday out of that ass.

Fork me! FORK ME!! See what I did here.

Your name is Randy?

I've never jerked off in band class, but one time in band camp... Come one. The door was open. It was wide fucking open. What did you expect of me? Did you expect me to take the high road and ignore that comment? Or come up with some original, classy comment? Not! It's fucking me! All I...

M...m...m...Mommy?

My Chrome liked it.

I prefer to jerk off during geography.

"Is that a can in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" "Are you smuggling a giant dead pig under your shirt, or are you just fat?"

Well, it IS all about the penis at ESPN, so the sign only tells the truth.

I hear Snoopy is a whore with more than 1700 friends.

I once tried to have sex with one of those things. It was as loose as a...wait, what?

Sometimes, a person just needs a break from all of the BS - and I do know her real life is hectic. Sucks she left...but I've hopes she will return.

He can use the one I use to cover my dick.

Some people take themselves way, way, way, way too seriously.

Maybe Herman Cain is right! Maybe they are trying to develop nuclear weapons!

Pretty easy to write about shootin' 'em up. Not as easy doing it.

Bonds, Big Mac and his ilk came pretty damn close to destroying baseball. Yes, the Pete Rose thing was big, but the steroids era put a huge taint on the game. Probably the only thing which came close to the steroids era was the Black Sox scandal, which lead directly to the Rose scandal. It came...

Good idea: If you find a bunch of ***** that people would absolutely **** you for, even if said ***** are no longer in your possession, blab to the press about it.

The fact that he, Perry and Bachmenn are being seriously considered as a leader of the free world is an embarrassment.

Now if you guys add a section about feet, M12 will be in heaven.

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He is one of those few "pretty boy" actors who can not only truly act, but has the ability to mold himself into an ugly roll (12 Monkeys, Fight Club).

Buddy Holly was the first name that came to mind for me. I am convinced that, had he lived, he would have been able to evolve his talents enough to stay successful for a long, long time.

Had this been a dirk thread, I would have totally believed the headline to read "I am about to make love to 8 day old fried chicken".

Because he is not getting any.

weekday, month, date, time Tuesday, November 15, 9:24 p.m. Wednesday, November 16, 9:24 a.m. Thursday, November 17, 12:02 p.m.

Basically, flip a coin. We are either one, or the other. What is remarkable is that some who answer "1" or "81" are also advocating cuts in the education system. Further proof for me that dumb people do not understand nor want knowledge.

Except it wasn't dirk's eyes which got big...

"You sunk my battleship!" "You ship my battlesunk!" "You suck my babyshit!" "I love you man!" "No, I love you, man!" "I love you more!" "Fuck you! I love you more!" *Bang* *Bang* And so ends the most tragic game of battleship played in history.