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Re: Your funniest South Park scene? The quality is ****...but: k7tC3Lo0Gso&feature=related

I really, really, really, really hated to vote "no", but I did. I think some of the ladies add a whole lot to the board. I mean a whole lot. They help make the board a lot of fun, and not just because of the naked pictures. I have seen a lot of very intelligent, thoughtful posts by OCSMs, some...

The continent of Atlantith wath an island which lay before the great flood in the area we now call the Atlantic Othean. Tho great an area of land, that from her western thoreth thothe beautiful sailorth journeyed to the Thouth and the North Americath with eathe, in their thipth with painted...

You know, Anders, they make much larger paint rollers. Just saying.

So...where did it come from?

1984. Gulliver's Travels. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Cosmos. A Brief History of Time. Lake Joi-Les. Masterpieces. All of them. For some reason, I feel like a whore.

I had to come in here and fix that. BlueBalls and I have nude jello wrestling matches every Wednesday night. I thought Anders would have told you that. He licks the winner clean. Roald may or may not know about it, since he stands in the corner like that *** at the end of The Blair Witch...

I think the problem has been that I have been using my brain to write posts, and not my dick. My more charming posts come when I am thinking with my testicles.

That thing will look beautiful wrapped around a telephone pole.

This is a list of people who got one nomination - both dirk, hotmega and a couple of others got more than one vote and are automatically in the next round. Sam Fisher/Jack Bauer also went by the name of luvemlarge, who "made an impression" on the board a month earlier, for want of a better phrase.

Yes. There was Thief: The Dark Project, Thief II The Metal Age and Thief Deadly Shadows. There have been rumors of a 4th game, but no real news has come out about it for quite some time. I do highly recommend it - instead of a shoot-em-up, it is more of a stealth game. Some parts of Elder...

I iz too a genesis!

Charlie Sheen is a Cincinnati Reds fan.

Re: Is it just me and Will E Worm? Man, this thread certainly is not helping quell anything from the "Americans are dumb" thread.

Your brains. Two solutions: Super glue on your ass. But that will ruin our Saturday nights. And Sunday nights. And Mondays. And Tuesdays. Thursdays. But, Fridays will be OK. Or, you can put a burning Q-Tip in your ear and burn the **** in your head. Nothing else of any value up there.

She ****** the dog, too. She ****** the fucking dog!

Then if the enemy of my enemy is my friend, then you are my friend. But you are my enemy...but you are my...

Don't ask Will to explain stuff. His brain cell isn't quite up to task enough to take on that kind of responsibility. Instead, he will evade the question with a less than 10 word response and a smiley.

Jack would cum in his pants before Jennifer got her shoes off.

Every once in a while, I have a hankering to play the Thief trilogy, along with a couple of very well done fan missions. I also bring out SimCity 3000 out every once in a blue moon. Then there is the Half Life series, which looks like I will be revisiting soon enough with Episode 3 being...

Too bad she isn't trying to be herself in this shoot. She has a pretty nice looking can.

I want to turn you into a cum sandwich.

That was me, actually. I had yet to figure out that "Stan" did not have an "i" in it.

Re: I'm still not convinced... You said it right there. No...seriously. Right there. Your first post. You may have meant that the crater was 3/4 of a mile long, but your inept embrace of the English language made it sound like the asteroid was 3/4 of a mile long. Since you provided the...

It's like some of the dumbfucks who complain about so many people in this country not being able to speak English...some of them could not pass an English exam.

How do you know Jagger has a tattoo on his hand. Ew.

I hope there are different settings, for **** of different sizes.

Kevin is second for me, only after Creed. Jim: So, what are you going to do with all of this extra time (Kevin will gain by eliminating "unnecessary" words from his speech) Kevin: C world. Jim: Are you saying "See the world", or that you are going to SeaWorld? Kevin: C world. Ocean. Fish...

Re: Is it just me and Will E Worm? Another brave warrior in the Fake War Against Christmas! You certainly showed that windmill who was boss! And an early Merry Christmas.

Re: I'm still not convinced... A total meltdown? Oh crap...I would cum so hard, it would leave an impact crater.

Dirk will need a case.

Re: I'm still not convinced... I thought the banjos were in my head.

My address is...

Re: I'm still not convinced... Holy fucking ****, I have literally had an easier time explaining science to a five year old. This truly is an argument for wearing biking helmets.

Re: Is it just me and Will E Worm? zfire, are you sure you want to send them a card commemorating the birth of a known socialist?

Can I ask a question? Where in the flying fuck is Tim McCarver a Hall-of-Fame broadcaster? Seriously. The man is absolutely ******. Not only that, he has been absolutely ****** for decades. Yet, sure enough, this year's Ford Frick recipient...Tim Fucking McCarver.

Re: I'm still not convinced... This. If I throw a bullet at your head, will it **** you? No. See? Science and understanding is fun!

Re: Is it just me and Will E Worm? Oh goodie. The fuck-wad fueled Fake War On Christmas is in full swing. There is no war on Christmas, you fucking sissies. Grow the fuck up and realize that there are a couple of people with differing opinions. If you don't like it, I hear you have a rather...

I'd never use it. I like to throw egg on the faces of idiots.

Bad Santa.

I thought one had to have a small cock to be a mod. ****.

Rick Perry continues he brave fight against the Fake War Against Christmas.

Get your own material, dirl! That just gives is additional reasons to **** you.

Great pictures.

What sucked about the whole thing was that, at that time, he seemed to be getting it together - I mean, really getting the whole life thing in juggling his stardom and ****** life. His Wild Weekend party days were over, his Beatle days were long over, and he seemed to be finding quite a bit of...

Yeah, I had over looked that obvious bit, too. He still is quite a good first baseman, but skills have a tendency to deteriorate rather quickly at that age. One moment you are bashing homers, the next year, you are Dunn.

I had so much hope for Mittens, too. He was a good little cat. Sure, other cats would every once in a while gain in popularity, but no matter what, there was Mittens. Now there is this really old cat trying to take over, Newt, that keeps ******* all over the tea bags and calling it water. Yet...

*sigh* Proof once again that excessive amounts of this activity does, indeed, **** brain cells. I mean, after all that we have been warned, after all of the statistics, after all of the studies, why would one continually and willingly destroy their own brain cells - something which cannot even...

Fucking fuck fuck fuck fuckity fucking fuck, dirk, how many times to I have to tell you, OCSM means Officially Checked Star Member, NOT Old Cat ********* in Mayo. Now tell me where Mittens is!