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You are a little attention whore, aren't you, *****. Such large cries for attention from such a small, pathetic, worthless little life. Have fun dying alone, sport!

He has a point...but the point that he is making is not the one he intends. Quite literally, those who not only harbor ill feelings towards homosexuality and tend to over obsess about it such as luvsemlarge does here actually tend to have such feelings themselves. Of course, his hatred of Obama...

Watching porn with no hardcore is like getting a pizza with no cheese or sauce.

BlueBalls, for making sure everyone else no longer has blue balls.

Hey, dirk, I have a feeling the meaning of your post will most likely be lost on that particular poster.

I like the ball of hair in the middle of his back.

Thank you for the education in Gaydom. And for the comment above, as well.

I like to rip really loud, smelly farts when I use the urinal. Whoever is on the crapper is going to get and earful and a nose full.

Everyone knows Jesus played outfield with the Giants with his brothers Matty and Felipe.

Actually, he literally did nothing as President in 2008. He did not take office until 2009.

Bald guy in the first picture seems to be impressed with your ass. Those would be assless chaps, I would assume.

That is a loaded, unanswerable question. Kind of like "What are you going to do when you get hit by a FreeOnes member angry at you for spamming the board with boring questions?" How could you answer that, unless you have been previous hit by a bus?

Though instances might not be reported en mass by the media, this does not mean they do not exist. It simply means no one whipped their cell phone out, or that only the really exciting ones were reported. The Walmart down the street from our store had a couple of fist fights break out. Activity...

If this is your idea of failure, then your life is a failure. Go ahead and do humanity a favor and walk in front of a speeding train, luvsemlarge. You will not be missed.

They tried it. They found christians to be way too boring, and the financial market deemed that they were not worthy of any comics.

I just did. With my cock.

Me thinks the fat chick in the first clip, the one with the blue shirt on, needed to find the belts, not the waffle makers. Oh, yeah - and I have hopes that some other species out there is monitoring us very closely, sees that and decides "Yeah...I think it's time for a mass extinction event on...

Human flesh tastes much better when mixed with Mexican food.

If you don't like comics, don't be a pansy about what happens in comics.

Were this in the job description, I would seriously consider applying.

Since Looman has decided to boycott hiring anyone while Obama is in office, then I think it would be a good idea to boycott Looman's trucking company. Besides, I thought the right was all about personal fiscal responsibility - if the guy doesn't have enough to hire anyone, it's his fault, not...

No, of course not, it....uh. No, wait, of course not, because...um. Damn it. Hey, PK, I need you to ***** this potion for me. It's safe. BTW, I had not caught the video the first time around. Remarkably eerie.

That is disturbing. I bet George Bush wants to rub her shoulders BIG TIME now.

I guess the buck stops way over there.

Making sure the Cincinnati Bengals are forever the Cincinnati Bungles instead would also be appreciated.

I agree with the good Doctor...looks too human (I will spare everyone with a rant about our depiction of aliens looking too human for some other time). Perhaps this person suffered from something similar to what Joseph Merrick had.

So, basically, the best way to save your wet iPhone is to have Midori West in the house. Works for me!

I once subscribed to videobox, but your statement about the videos being cut apart is true. On one hand, it does help the file size, on the other hand - well, the videos are cut into sections. There are some video stitching programs out there which will combine those videos - but I have found...

****** cool - that telescope has scientifically paid for itself long ago - but even more so with some great pictures. And while that little green spot looks beautiful and harmless and all that, its destructive power is greater than anything we can imagine.

That is totally bizarre - thanks for posting that, Ulysses. Of course, we all must realize that these brinicles are going to take over the oceanic world in no time. Therefor, we should be prepared to accept and appease our brinicle overlords. I, for one, am willing to sacrifice a newbie, or a...

Yeah. I know. I also read somewhere I could get busted for ass-****** Walmart customers, which is bullshit. I mean, they are asking for it, shopping at Walmart and all that.

Oh no! That means that they can't...that we won't...that Bush is...that Blair has to... What does it mean?

His mommy opens the basement door every day to tell him so.

I have magnetic balls, too. Mine attract chicks and dirk.

Can't be a French missile. It didn't surrender. (Cheap shot, I know...but who could resist?)

Go to a mirror. Close your eyes. Say his name three times. Open your eyes. I guarantee you will then see the man called luvsemlarge before you.

Remember one of the early scenes in The Walking Dead, where Rick is running through Atlanta, being chased by a bunch of bloodthirsty, mindless zombies, chasing after something they truly did not understand, but only knew by instinct that they wanted it - and during this pursuit, Rick knew that...

Are you saying that dirk is moderator material, that we need a moderator to smell Thomas to make sure his claim is right, or need a moderator to also make dirk smell like a dirty penis? Because I think all three could apply.

I believe my first post was asking everyone else what their first post was. I was rightfully bitchslapped by those who knew better.

Thurston Moore at 99? Come on. In fact, I would fuse he and Lee Ranaldo as one guitarist. The two can literally create emotions as their strings dance upon each other.

Maybe he's fucking her for every woman she has consumed.

Man, where is a guy like luvemlarge at right now. He would love a thread like this.

Oh, you know about my doll collec...uh...I mean, I don't collect dolls. *ahem* Man, did the silence in here just get real awkward?

If you make it happen, I will give you both a billion gajillion gazillion (oh, wow. Gazillion is actually a word?) dollars! Each. OK, maybe not...but it's the thought that counts, right?

Re: [Epic] Emma Ink Emma, your eyes are absolutely stunning. A man could get lost in those.

Have I told you how remarkably beautiful you look today? Did you need your floor scrubbed? Car Waxed? Boobs buffed? Clit polished? Nothing is too demeaning, trust me. Unless it is something Anders enjoys.

Yes, Asia is a member of Mensa and is very most likely at the top of the list. Nina Hartley is also rather intelligent. On the male side - and though he is given a lot of grief - Ron Jeremy is quite an intelligent dude.

Finally, a true way to know the size of my penis. Positive rep to you, Petr...oh. Ah...I guess not.

Alas, his weekend is being spent alone. One thong for his privates, one for his head, and the third to go into his drinks to give them that "tangy" taste.

So. The Iceman cummeth.