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I'd like to see that picture of the giant pink bunnies again, please. This giant pink bunny looks horribly deformed.

Where's your gods now, fuckers! Maybe if you pray hard enough, the statue will heal thyself.

If I chose to eat gelato out of my lap while on the computer, then I should be allowed to do so in peace.

That makes me want to tap it even more. Next to the giant bunnies, though. It has to be next to the giant bunnies.

I have no room in my life for ancient superstitions.

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Petra has a hell of an ass! Or...is that Roald?

Once the bugs are swatted, most will forget the old board layout. In with the new, yada yada yada.

This is the only mention of the thugs that I have made. Oh! There I went again...I sympathized with the thugs! Now, let me find the part where I said Stow was dancing in the park...nope. Can't find it. However, I can find several instances where a man of almost pure genius claimed that this man...

Put in the hands of the right director and cast, the Thief series would make a rather good movie. I've long thought Garrett was one of the better gaming characters out there.

Six hundred and twenty seven bucks. On sale. That thing costs normally costs $840 bucks. And why is Harold J. Krenshaw selling sex products?

The "hope" out of this incident is that most kidnappings down there are "business dealings" which end with the victim safe after money changes hands. Totally fucked up, though.

It least that means the hamsters are getting a break, for once in their short, miserable little lives.

How does your coffee taste, huh? Does it taste good? Does it taste like it normally does? Or, does it taste like it has a little bit of an extra...pop in it? Does it taste like it has some extra pop it in? A slightly salty taste to it, like an extra...discharge was added to it? Like it had some...

I must have that shirt so I can wear it to shitbag!

I've seen Daniel. I saw him waving goodbye. I mean, it looks like Daniel. Must be the clouds in my eyes.

Apparently, your ability to read is as great as your ability to reason. I will quote a part of the article I linked, since you were unable to find this key point buried all the way in the second paragraph: Since, with that simple fact, I have destroyed every bit of your...we will call it...

So, we dug up a seven month old story to poorly prove a point? Because had he been allowed to carry a ***, he would have been dead. Why? Because the two thugs also would have been able to carry guns and would have gunned him down before he could have reacted.

This happened quite a while ago. In fact, an entire baseball season has come an gone since the incident...yet he had only left the hospital a month ago. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/10/11/MNJ81LG7JV.DTL

For a while it would have been my Big Wheel, though the neighbors would have disagreed. Then it was my Crash Up Derby play cars...until I lost almost all of the pieces after crashing them so many times. Then came along my Hot Wheels and Thundershift 500. Then at 10, the baseball cards took over.

I walk to work, rain, snow, ice or shine - save a whole lot. I eat organic fresh foods instead of junk and fast foods - it is amazing how much cheaper and healthy home made meal costs compared to that processed crap a place like Micky D's is trying to pass off as a meal.

Ohio is that weird growth on the top of your dick. Rather appropriate.

Now I have a craving for Ass Skittles.

Science is a wonderful thing...unless it is used as pure evil, such as has been done by Calvin Rickson. Fuck Calvin Rickson. Fuck him hard.

Actually, PirateKing does a rather similar dance, except he wears no pants and usually has a corn cob shoved up his ass. It's not as much fun as it sounds.

No, I have a much smaller coc...uh. I mean yes. Yes it is.

By the ninth picture, at least one was missing a head.

I blame it on Will not being able to find the smilies yet.

I shot a *** once, it was pretty cool, then I moved on.

It comes on tomorrow, and the world ends Tuesday. Unfortunately, it does mean I will miss Modern ******. Fuck my life!

Oh come on now. Who here has not seen a dead ****** on the roadside and thought of cutting it up so we could crawl inside. I mean, I've done it with hundreds of bums. And Dick Cheney. One of those I listed may have been alive.

I don't know...there seems to be enough room for a midget with a hard on in one of the compartments.

Nothing is wrong with it. Take a picture of it and send it to Roald and Petra.

Re: I'm Rachael & I'm new... please be nice ;-) Welcome to the board, Rachael...you look smoking hot. However a word of warning. Should you take up this offer: I hope you like back hair. I mean, a LOT of back hair. You'll think you are running you hands through an lawn that has not been mowed...

So you have not been ignoring my repeated requests to have cyber sex, just unable to answer them. I'll go ahead and not be a dick and send you one, as well, just to see if maybe you have dirk and not me on ignore.

Ah, I've gargled both. Give sand a chance. It clears out the pipes. Or, am I confusing "gargling with sand" with "masturbation". Damn it.

Yes...yes...feed me your tears...

In creating a thread in an attempt to show off your badassness and manliness, all the while trying to show off your toys, you have actually invited any critiques, old boy. A porn forum is not the place to make one feel better about ones self, you are not among a bunch of Stuart Smalleys who are...

Are all four going at me all the time, or is this a "glory hole roulette" game? If so...well, yeah, either way. I mean, we've all gotten our knobs slobbered by dirk...and we would all do anything to get it again.

That is freaking great!

I certainly don't need to show off pictures of my stuff to feel better about myself.

I have a strong feeling this will, in fact, NOT be updated daily...

That shot reminds me very much of one of the last shots in the movie 2001, when all planets and moons become perfectly aligned. I almost expect to see a monolith in the middle. Very cool shot. By the by...while spectacular space shots with cool colors and such, the most simple of shots can also...

Ass Stuffing Twinks really was a great movie.

Well, something's coming down the chimney.

Yes, then I would immediately turn lesbian so I could bang all the hot chicks.

So what? I went to my freshman prom with Mary Lou Retton. OK, it turned out to be some short middle-aged dude dressed like Mary Lou Retton, but man, he gave me the best blo...ah, I mean, what?

I am surprised to see baseball at number two..and remember, this comes from a fanatic of a baseball fan. I mean, a 162 game schedule lasts forever, it seems - to be able to pull in such a high average is rather impressive, me thinks.

Seeing Ryne Sandberg take over the managerial position of the St. Louis Cardinals would be the funniest thing for me in the world! I so want it to happen!

Garly, you sure did done showed me! That's hillbilliarous.