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This is one of the problems with today's U.S. conservatives: pure laziness and inability to think for themselves. This was a very old story. Very old. To not only suddenly become upset about it - but show a remarkable inability to research nor grasp any facts of the story.

Way to go, you sexy bird. Now sit on my face and tell me that you love me...

"Fat" is not a race. In fact, you will rarely see a fat person in a race. What is sad about that video is when he calls himself a cripple. Being a ****** fat fucking cunt does not make one a cripple. It makes one a fat ****** cunt.

Perhaps luvsem is attempting to make a symbolic complaint, in that in reality, while he might complain about liberalism, there is no such thing as true **** - that, while we might argue and call each other childish names, that i reality, we know we are all in this together and truly need each...

There will be some who leave. Most likely, they will have already had a bitch, or be a little bitch themselves, and will simply use this as an excuse "to show everybody!'. Yet, remarkably, life goes on.

The spam bots seemed to have found the place, and have found it to be as comfortable to spam as I find it comfortable to jizz in dirk's shoes.

Is this supposed to mean that I am not supposed to turn to the guy next to me, give him a cheery greeting and introduce myself, all while slyly ******* on his shoes? That's bullshit!

I only cross swords in person, thank you.

For a moment, I thought Eric Lindros had reached a pretty serious posting milestone.

Never. However, I have done what is very close: Let one rip, only to have a very beautiful woman (who I did not know was in the area) walk right through the contaminated area.

More boobies should be shown on TV. It is not called the "boob tube" for nothing, damn it!

You're going to have to stand in line for that one. However, to get to be first in line, I'll let you slide me a few grand, and you will be first. Honest.

You mean a mentally handicapped person, like Rick Perry, or physically handicapped, like Dick Cheney, or morally handicapped, like Glenn Beck?

Wait...did you use my move?

Yep. I spent 15 hours with them once, listing all of my stuff, until I realized I had been talking to a dial tone for 14 hours, 57 minutes.

Finally, a thread I can really stroke it to.

Yeah, but that does not make us gay, right? Just normal, straight, everyday men who like having other men insert their dicks into our asses. Besides, dirk loves us all. He told me. You conniving bitch! Correct. I am a hot lesbian nurse stuck who likes to show off her penis who is stuck...

Quack quack.

OK, I know you are an Orioles fan...so I have narrowed it down to that. The most likely I see is the homer Ripken hit when he broke Gehrig's streak.

I'm going to call bullshit on that one. I throw my *** at my friends all the time, and they have not left me. I mean, they have tried, but none of them have figured out how to pick the lock yet.

Re: Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy I've been in Playboy. No. Really. I have. At least, my dick has been. Got a paper cut.

I use mine to prop hot plates on my lap when eating dinner.

Dude does not have nearly enough back hair to be BlueBalls.

It brings a tear to my eyes when I read about a normal person pursuing his *****.

Who the fuck stabs someone over a fucking Monopoly game? Now, if he had been cheating at Yahtzee, the fucker is fair game!

Reminds me of the time a few years ago when I woke up in a Soho doorway A policeman knew my name. He said "You can go ***** at home tonight if you can get up and walk away." I staggered back to the underground and the breeze blew back my hair. I remember throwin' punches around and preachin'...

I thought I read where some preacher said the World Series would end today, but I am always leery of what religious nutjobs say. There could be a game eight.

I would have a very, very, very tough time of parting with something like that. I mean, big time. Can you imagine 50 years later being the guy that has Maris' 61st, or Aaron's 715? How about the last pitch that Larson threw in 1956? That would be the ultimate souvenir for the ultimate baseball...

Soylent Fido is doggy! It's doggy!

You will never, ever, ever know that he has jizzed in your coffee. Until you taste it. The problem is, he does it a lot, so that strange coffee that you might think normal in your coffee could actually be dirk.

Oompa, Oompa, libbity fi, would you like to come and get high?

I had a hot lesbian nurse when I was a baby. It made me crave hot lesbian nurses.

Is it me, or was Pack Man packing...if you know what I mean.

That fucking donkey is a slut!

I have a fwiend in Wome named Biggis Dickis...

Re: Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy I haven't been this excited since the Tiffany spread.

You need to shave.

"Minnie" indeed.

Pussy.

Anyone who seriously misses Bush should have their voting privileges revoked for the rest of their miserable lives.

How about a "We all get laid day" for us schmucks already not seeing any action?

Implants.

I think he mistook the "man-quake", mankind shaking with fear from the Rapture, for me tugging off a big one.

Hey, I did leave that door open lol. Meanwhile, a great quote from The Onion. "Did they save the meat? I mean the man's. I could never eat an elephant."

I'll go on the other side of the story and say it is actually a remarkably heartfelt, romantic story with a hell of an ending. These folks staying with each other for more than seven decades - more than many of us will even be on this Earth. They stuck with each other through thick and thin...

That owner deserves to get his balls bitten off.

So you are basically implying that Obama is trying to increase taxes on the work ***** by decreasing the U.S. work *****. No wonder we are always in such a mess after you guys leave office...Republican math is pretty fucked up.

Tranquilizers, especially for ******* that large, simply are not that available in Ohio. This is not exactly an area known for its large, wild ******* just roaming around...at least until now. That said, does anyone want to see a picture of my new pet monk...uh...I mean. Pet monk. Yeah. That's...

The tea baggers cannot ***** themselves out of existence soon enough.

Fuck you, Ohio...and fuck the coward who mistreated them, let them loose and ****** himself.