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So it's getting harder to find contestants for the body building contest?

Now that ***'s in danger of getting stoned to death, and for you hippies around here, I mean stoned with rocks, not with weed :D

Austrian Death Machine as a band name is not that bad. They seem to be big fans of old Ah-nuld movies. GET TO THE CHOPAAAAA!! :banger:

There's a hippy! Get him!! :mad:

Whenever I make tortillas they come looking like the shroud of turin, maybe I should start selling them to add them to that list. They make some tasty tacos

Typical of all narcissistic dictators. Had the NK's won the world cup or had a much better performance, I could bet my left nut all the sycophantic NK media would be crediting their "Dear" leader for coming up with the winning strategy for their team. But since their performance was awful then...

and I'm sure by next week it's going to be more than 50%, right?

Would anyone consider using any of these? http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_the-25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html BB, I'm looking at your direction! :tongue:

...and all this too (sorry, couldn't find the scene from hot shots part deux) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIwD-oDm6cU sIwD-oDm6cU God, I can't believe how much my hair used to look like Mickey Rourke's back in the 80's! add: oops, found it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oTbih9goco

Makes as much sense as Viagra for chi..... oh, wait http://www.hindustantimes.com/Now-Viagra-to-treat-****-lung-disorder/Article1-579486.aspx

Damn, is that special ed. cheerleading camp?

Yup, as soon as the top is off, my dick will be locked straight in the upright position :D

Dirk, you got some 'splainin' to do!

Welcome back to 1993!! :banger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CYwNWHZuT0 CYwNWHZuT0

But he's not hitting them hard enough! Shall I send him a 50 lbs mallet?

I think I know where Blueballs is going to be tresspassing this weekend

Got to cover the smell of farting!

Yup, all honda civics should have that plate, especially the ones that are "tuned" with a bigass spoiler :D

Not surprisingly the picture was taken at the Paris Barnes & Nobles

brings back some sweet ********* memories....

But if that swimsuit were any tighter they'd turn blue, then black

Viva Le France! :frenchman

I'd pay to see her suck one of those :D

Heavy metal Tejano!! :banger: 2S7sW-hg9qQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S7sW-hg9qQ

Now that you mention it, that's a pretty good prank to play on gays...or for gays to play on known homophobes

note to self: check windshield before starting the car

Actually it's more like she's saying "Oh, my, God. Becky, look at her butt. It's so big. *Scoff* She looks like, One of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *Scoff* They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt is...

what's the abnormality? he ran out of pineapples?

Anybody try to light a fart after doing that? Don't forget to tape it and post it on YouTube...and send me the link!

Yeah, got to be a very little *** to find Jar Jar funny and likeable, like Big Bird

"Urban Star Wars" coming soon to a theater near you. Directed by Quentin Tarantino.

That's something you won't see on Headlines with Jay Leno, too risque

Not if BB is around, am I right? :D

Any chance of still getting any of Cobain's spermcicle left overs? :D I mean, not for me but, you know, for any girlfriend I might get

Well, well, well... :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E41XkUXg2a0

Speaking of "Old ****", I apologize since I already attached this seal somewhere else but as Mr. Polansky's (un)official representative to the Freeones board, I got to apply it here too as I'm sure it meets his approval

New Honey Crunch Curves!! Now with 1,000% more bleach! The breakfast of champion moonwalkers! Shamone!

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So I take it this isn't spring break then?

Ah, the 1979 sears spring catalog, how many times did I wank to that, thanks for the memories.

So is your race actually blue?

good thing it's not a scratch and sniff picture

Who were they supposed to be impersonating? Were they trying to impersonate Jacko, the fat dude from Lost with sunglasses, Paulie Walnuts, and a constipated guy? Seriously, I don't even remember who did the original.

You should have told him you were willing to share them with him!

ah, guys, you know that as a male nurse you won't be assigned to check ladies' nether regions but to give wrinkly old guys sponge baths....oh, I guess Blueballs, Dirk and Stan will find a pleasant career then.

From a conversation I once had with my married friends and their wives....it is.

Oh, ****, her husband's a ninja!?!

How would you know? :confused: :D

wait a minute, what's your email address? Is it similar to something like ladiesman4577@yahoo.com? Don't tell me it's ladiesman4576 or 4578!?!? No wonder I haven't heard from those people!

Don't people learn? Dog Shot Owner in the Back in Memphis dog shoots owner in New Zealand Hunter recovering after dog "accidentally" shot him Those news were just with small arms, and now they put one in a fucking tank? :eek: