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  1. Red Spyder

    Ring this doorbell...

    If that house is somewhere down south, that doorbell is going to be smelling of farmer cock.
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    Dirk: Captured!

    Are you sure that's Dirk? He usually has a "I shaved YOUR balls for this?" T-shirt :D
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    Internet Porn

    Almost as big as mine :tongue:
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    Succumb to the fantasy, TODAY!

    Yes. Yes, he is. And that's why the Enzyte commercials are aimed at Canadians, didn't you know that? :D
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    The Rainbow flag in your other hand says different

    If Alexander Graham Bell had been a ********, would the telephone be ********* machine? Her (is it a her?) argument is completely illogical. Was Alan Turing a homosexual? Regardless of whether he was or not, his contribution to science and progress is still admirable. Her idiocy is laugh...
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    Busey ****** Portrait

    I didn't know he married his ******
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    Oh, He's In For Some Lovin'

    Damn truck stop hookers! :eek:
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    Moar cake plz!!!!1

    Just letting go right after the wedding. All those years eating nothing but salad with no dressing just to have a nice figure to land a husband are now down the drain.
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    There is no greater time to build the Young Communist League

    Exactly! And this coming from a former teenage "moronic I wanna be a Communist douchehat" until I started asking questions and found the answers to be completely illogical. It was all about greed and envy of those who had accomplished more in their lives. Stealing from the rich is still...
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    Here's One for the 'Twilight' Fans

    Are there any twilight fans on this board? I doubt it. Anyone want to confess?
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    Why American 'Football' fails to be popular outside of the US

    Seeing that picture, hard to believe it's NOT popular in Europe...just sayin' :D
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    Lazy Burger King Line Lady Turns Life Around ...

    Looks like a navy uniform http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniforms_of_the_United_States_Navy#Navy_Working_Uniform_.28NWU.29
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    Very Serious Warning!

    So if I tresspass am I going to be chased down and licked all over by hot sexy girls? Sounds too perilous. I'd like to have a little bit of peril!! DtcSYPjJbgg
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    What’s better than a finger up the manhole?

    You just gave Dirk, BB, GregC and Stan a new toy idea
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    Proof the German football team are scared of the 3 Lions

    Germans, locked inside a crowded cage in the back of a truck. I do hope the driver is Jewish :rofl:
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    HMMMM Reaction?

    I think we would all react like like guy if the girl just took a *** and didn't wipe...unless you happen to be Baconsalt.
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    So, who put the air hose up their own ass?

    Hmmm, boobies! :boobies::rubbel:
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    Print-journalism is dead

    seems like someone too lazy to type just copied and pasted from the webpage to the word document.
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    Tanning fail

    The only thing that comes to mind is: :rofl: rX7wtNOkuHo
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    what your facial hair says about you

    Found this, thought it was amusing http://www.holytaco.com/what-your-facial-hair-really-says-about-you Now I don't know whether to shave or just let it all grow since right now I got a beard like the guy in the first picture.
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    (b)low price!

    Actually, whoever that is seems to have nicer boobies than either Dirk or BB's moobs :D
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    The Key To Our Water Source

    Just came back from "boystown" down in Ol' Mexico, this picture looks like the bathroom at the place where I went to see the donkey show! :eek:
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    BlueBalls with rabies.

    They planning to make a bonfire with all that wood and the guy sitting on top? :eek: Anybody got some matches?
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    I'm a fan of this Paraguay fan

    According to this, her site is "Proximamente" (coming soon) http://www.larissariquelme.com/ So I guess you got the name right, rep for you! :thumbsup: http://www.holytaco.com/totally-bs-profile-larissa-riquelme
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    Most moronic haircuts.

    Looks more like a handicapped sign, he's probably mentally handicapped
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    Tits from hell

    My Spanish is excellent, but that's Portuguese, which is not. But I think you got it okay.
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    I'm a fan of this Paraguay fan

    I'm a fan of the Brazilian fan on these links (#1)
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    Symmetry Fail

    She could only afford ONE implant
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    GregC is gaining weight. I'm afraid he is unable to be a OCSM if he keeps this up

    I'd say he's "deliciously chunky" ;) :rofl:
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    Just one question...

    No amount of ******* can make that look sexy, maybe some peyote mixed with LSD
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    BlueBalls with rabies.

    No problem, they just use *** :D
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    Mine tastes like racism

    I wouldn't mind some exotic Philipine cooking :rofl: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negros
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    The meat ship

    Just looking at that thing makes me feel full :burp:
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    You just got served....

    No wonder the water bottle I bought ended up being filled with ****...thanks, Jesus!! :thumbsup:
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    Dumbest Tattoos EVER!

    Baconsalt's girlfriend!!
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    7 psychotic girlfriends

    One thing about psychotic women, they sure make life...."interesting" just make sure you don't ***** anything they give you and make sure you keep your distance when breaking up, like an ocean's lenght.
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    Whimsy: Frontman!

    And the name of the band is......Faster Pussycat! :banger: v1ntsBXdK88
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    Philosophy Football

    and it was just as exciting as the world cup!
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    Our Amazing Planet: Top to Bottom

    Amazing, and that's just only down to the Mariana trench, that's without going INTO the earth itself, all the way to the core.
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    But Mooooooom

    Hardcore fail
  41. Red Spyder

    Alone again….

    Reminded me of the movie "The Wrestler" :cry:
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    Disregard those stains

    It's a porn collectible!!
  43. Red Spyder

    Accidental penis

    :rofl: No wonder his followers just plain love him!
  44. Red Spyder

    What red and furry and goes 200mph

    "I can be cheezburger?"
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    Could you ever go back to dial up internet?

    Going back to dial up? How about back to all of this: JMLH_QyPTYM
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    Why is Obama so liked still?

    Why is he still liked? Because he's the best thing that's ever happened to America! http://www.aspentimes.com/article/20100228/ASPENWEEKLY/100229854/
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    Reason why Obama won't secure the border . . in his own words

    From the viewpoint of someone who was born and raised outside of this country, later to LEGALLY emigrate here, this deal about both parties NOT securing the border is all pandering. On the one side, the Democrats, not securing the border because of all the potential welfare cases that will...
  48. Red Spyder

    It’s easier to comprehend with diagrams

    So it's NOT on the floor, gotcha. :thumbsup:
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    Celebrating 80 Years of Clint Eastwood

    Favorite scene for me right here awskKWzjlhk Happy birthday, Blondie!
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    Asian *** caught Jacking off in Class Lab

    "But officer, I thought we lived in the land of the free..." :dunno:
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