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If that house is somewhere down south, that doorbell is going to be smelling of farmer cock.

Are you sure that's Dirk? He usually has a "I shaved YOUR balls for this?" T-shirt :D

Almost as big as mine :tongue:

Yes. Yes, he is. And that's why the Enzyte commercials are aimed at Canadians, didn't you know that? :D

If Alexander Graham Bell had been a ********, would the telephone be ********* machine? Her (is it a her?) argument is completely illogical. Was Alan Turing a homosexual? Regardless of whether he was or not, his contribution to science and progress is still admirable. Her idiocy is laugh...

I didn't know he married his ******

Damn truck stop hookers! :eek:

Just letting go right after the wedding. All those years eating nothing but salad with no dressing just to have a nice figure to land a husband are now down the drain.

Exactly! And this coming from a former teenage "moronic I wanna be a Communist douchehat" until I started asking questions and found the answers to be completely illogical. It was all about greed and envy of those who had accomplished more in their lives. Stealing from the rich is still...

Are there any twilight fans on this board? I doubt it. Anyone want to confess?

Seeing that picture, hard to believe it's NOT popular in Europe...just sayin' :D

Looks like a navy uniform http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniforms_of_the_United_States_Navy#Navy_Working_Uniform_.28NWU.29

So if I tresspass am I going to be chased down and licked all over by hot sexy girls? Sounds too perilous. I'd like to have a little bit of peril!! DtcSYPjJbgg

You just gave Dirk, BB, GregC and Stan a new toy idea

Germans, locked inside a crowded cage in the back of a truck. I do hope the driver is Jewish :rofl:

I think we would all react like like guy if the girl just took a *** and didn't wipe...unless you happen to be Baconsalt.

Hmmm, boobies! :boobies::rubbel:

seems like someone too lazy to type just copied and pasted from the webpage to the word document.

The only thing that comes to mind is: :rofl: rX7wtNOkuHo

Found this, thought it was amusing http://www.holytaco.com/what-your-facial-hair-really-says-about-you Now I don't know whether to shave or just let it all grow since right now I got a beard like the guy in the first picture.

Actually, whoever that is seems to have nicer boobies than either Dirk or BB's moobs :D

Just came back from "boystown" down in Ol' Mexico, this picture looks like the bathroom at the place where I went to see the donkey show! :eek:

They planning to make a bonfire with all that wood and the guy sitting on top? :eek: Anybody got some matches?

According to this, her site is "Proximamente" (coming soon) http://www.larissariquelme.com/ So I guess you got the name right, rep for you! :thumbsup: http://www.holytaco.com/totally-bs-profile-larissa-riquelme

Looks more like a handicapped sign, he's probably mentally handicapped

My Spanish is excellent, but that's Portuguese, which is not. But I think you got it okay.

I'm a fan of the Brazilian fan on these links (#1)

She could only afford ONE implant

I'd say he's "deliciously chunky" ;) :rofl:

No amount of ******* can make that look sexy, maybe some peyote mixed with LSD

No problem, they just use *** :D

I wouldn't mind some exotic Philipine cooking :rofl: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negros

Just looking at that thing makes me feel full :burp:

No wonder the water bottle I bought ended up being filled with ****...thanks, Jesus!! :thumbsup:

Baconsalt's girlfriend!!

One thing about psychotic women, they sure make life...."interesting" just make sure you don't ***** anything they give you and make sure you keep your distance when breaking up, like an ocean's lenght.

And the name of the band is......Faster Pussycat! :banger: v1ntsBXdK88

and it was just as exciting as the world cup!

Amazing, and that's just only down to the Mariana trench, that's without going INTO the earth itself, all the way to the core.

Hardcore fail

Reminded me of the movie "The Wrestler" :cry:

It's a porn collectible!!

:rofl: No wonder his followers just plain love him!

"I can be cheezburger?"

Going back to dial up? How about back to all of this: JMLH_QyPTYM

Why is he still liked? Because he's the best thing that's ever happened to America! http://www.aspentimes.com/article/20100228/ASPENWEEKLY/100229854/

From the viewpoint of someone who was born and raised outside of this country, later to LEGALLY emigrate here, this deal about both parties NOT securing the border is all pandering. On the one side, the Democrats, not securing the border because of all the potential welfare cases that will...

So it's NOT on the floor, gotcha. :thumbsup:

Favorite scene for me right here awskKWzjlhk Happy birthday, Blondie!

"But officer, I thought we lived in the land of the free..." :dunno: