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:rofl: now I got to email that to every Steelers fan I know! :rofl:

If I were to take a guess.... Milena Velba? :D

Just sayin'. I mean, for every John Holmes you can probably find 10 black dudes with a bigger one, right, Shimmy? :D I know, it's a stereotype, but one that no race of people or ethnicity would mind having.

No, it doesn't. You're better off cutting it off and buying a new one. Penis for sale

Yup, for the same reason they sometimes watch white dudes playing basketball....for the comic relief Black Dude #1: White dude is trying to put that itty bitty thing in sistah's huge round ass? Black Dude #2: :rofl:

We got the 2nd amendment...and we own guns, please, Obama, try and crush us!! :tongue: Plus the military, like I've said in other threads, has sworn an oath to the constitution, not to a single man. So an order from whoever occupies the White House for them to assault a peaceful demonstration...

funny read "dontrapeourchildhoodagain.com" :rofl:

Easy: http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=%22bush+%3D+hitler%22&rlz=1R2ADFA_enUS386&aq=f&aqi=g9g-m1&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=ClQ_2rKg9TKhGhfLMBLLGgP8LAAAAqgQFT9B8QJg&fp=ce05a414b371d0b0 And specifically (just scroll down to the bottom): http://semiskimmed.net/bushhitler.html...

Some info http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surra_de_Bunda A video (in portuguese, but to give you all a better idea) http://terratv.terra.com.br/Noticias/O-Dia/4485-292113/Clipe-exclusivo-com-As-Tequileiras-do-Funk.htm Now the question, hot or not? Would an injury, like a broken nose or black...

That is not water in his squirt ***

Meaty!! :D

They forgot about how to deal with radroaches, supermutants, feral ghouls, radscorpions, raiders...and those assholes from Talon Company. :mad:

Just wondering how long that line would have been.... so, I take it she's in Amsterdam and the line would go all the way to Moscow?

Gentlemen prefer blondes, so personally I prefer brunettes. But when a blonde really catches my eye it's usually one like Zdenka Podkapova. But now I better go over this whole thread again 'cause there's a few more that caught my eye.

Mine is just the average reaction of every lady when they see me....sneaking into their shower. So for the avatar I got Janet Leigh from Psycho :D

So you kept running into Dirk, BlueBalls and stan during your chatroulette session?

Thanks for making me feel normal :D

That looks normal here in South Texas

Pedobear would be pleased

Well, dunkin' donuts are sinfully delicious. They're to die for!

Looks like something out of Steven King's worst nightmares! :eek:

Is that how they call "happy ending" in that parlor?

What do you expect? He was told they were taking him to Disneyland but instead they took him to the vet to get him "fixed"

Could it be? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yass,_New_South_Wales

******* is one hell of a ****....

Then when the monitor is blowed up....he's off on a shooting rampage :eek:

Actually, he does.... :D

Your wish is my command :banger: MKZLRgziwHE

I was reading this book called "World War Z", there's a chapter in there that sort of interesting point of view about the monarchy in the UK. I mean, can anybody here disagree that the king and queen staying in the tube that was being used as a bomb shelter with the people and not bolting to...

Remember people, you voted for them, they're smarter than you, they are your superiors, just obey and don't question them. Now for those of us who are adults and want to be treated as such and not as little ****: don't elect nanny staters, no matter how "good" their intentions are. The road to...

I thought it was because he would hump them KFJB4xSpl4E

I thought asian guys had a smaller one

Yeah, Mario, fuck you! Bitch is somewhere else

all that plus putting his hands and looking up at all those girls' nether regions makes me want to be a male cheerleader

so what happened with this? who was the lucky winner?

Considering all the rain we've had down here in South Texas lately, I can imagine Brownsville looks just like that today.

...and my opinion, the Matrix should have ended with the first movie

I wonder what people who chose that kind of hair "do" smoke when going for it...and if the barber/stylist could contain his/her laughter while saying "oh, yeah, that looks really good on you"

Who is that? I need to so some.... "research" :D

Yes, it has already begun. Where is John Connor when we need him?!

That's just faaabulouus! (read it with a gay voice) :D

Better yet, don't forget to rave naked, ladies!! :D

You guys want to smell like pussy? :confused: I'd buy it but not to wear it :D

A 200 meter Dix? :eek: No wonder the Gay guy got tired. He probably was aching all day after that.

Ry, stop showing us pictures of how you spent your weekend!

If that's BlueBalls' cat, then is BlueBalls actually....DR. EVIL?!? (Mr. Bigglesworth?)

Hey, it's like that scene from Die Hard!! But without the bullet holes.

Now I'm in the mood for oysters

Yes, he does change between breeds...and sometimes between species, so he gets a bit confused 0ZXP03W8-AM

Of course not, in fact seeing her would make me step on the gas even faster. That weird elbow is a sure sign of an ***** that will devour your brain. It's in Revelations, people!! :eek: