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  1. Red Spyder

    Local Heros Nab Sex Offender

    :rofl: now I got to email that to every Steelers fan I know! :rofl:
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    help me plz

    If I were to take a guess.... Milena Velba? :D
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    Black Women Are Better-My Story

    Just sayin'. I mean, for every John Holmes you can probably find 10 black dudes with a bigger one, right, Shimmy? :D I know, it's a stereotype, but one that no race of people or ethnicity would mind having.
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    Flacid penises!

    No, it doesn't. You're better off cutting it off and buying a new one. Penis for sale
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    Black Women Are Better-My Story

    Yup, for the same reason they sometimes watch white dudes playing basketball....for the comic relief Black Dude #1: White dude is trying to put that itty bitty thing in sistah's huge round ass? Black Dude #2: :rofl:
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    Obama, Hitler Billboard "Not Disrespectful" Tea Party Leader Says

    We got the 2nd amendment...and we own guns, please, Obama, try and crush us!! :tongue: Plus the military, like I've said in other threads, has sworn an oath to the constitution, not to a single man. So an order from whoever occupies the White House for them to assault a peaceful demonstration...
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    Star Wars reboot, anyone?

    funny read "dontrapeourchildhoodagain.com" :rofl:
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    Obama, Hitler Billboard "Not Disrespectful" Tea Party Leader Says

    Easy: http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=%22bush+%3D+hitler%22&rlz=1R2ADFA_enUS386&aq=f&aqi=g9g-m1&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=ClQ_2rKg9TKhGhfLMBLLGgP8LAAAAqgQFT9B8QJg&fp=ce05a414b371d0b0 And specifically (just scroll down to the bottom): http://semiskimmed.net/bushhitler.html...
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    Surra de Bunda

    Some info http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surra_de_Bunda A video (in portuguese, but to give you all a better idea) http://terratv.terra.com.br/Noticias/O-Dia/4485-292113/Clipe-exclusivo-com-As-Tequileiras-do-Funk.htm Now the question, hot or not? Would an injury, like a broken nose or black...
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    Crazed clown terrorizes the police

    That is not water in his squirt ***
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    In case of nuclear ******

    They forgot about how to deal with radroaches, supermutants, feral ghouls, radscorpions, raiders...and those assholes from Talon Company. :mad:
  12. Red Spyder

    Bobbi Eden offering free Blowjob for her twitter followers if...

    Just wondering how long that line would have been.... so, I take it she's in Amsterdam and the line would go all the way to Moscow?
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    Recommend A Blonde

    Gentlemen prefer blondes, so personally I prefer brunettes. But when a blonde really catches my eye it's usually one like Zdenka Podkapova. But now I better go over this whole thread again 'cause there's a few more that caught my eye.
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    Women In Avatars

    Mine is just the average reaction of every lady when they see me....sneaking into their shower. So for the avatar I got Janet Leigh from Psycho :D
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    Chatroulette..

    So you kept running into Dirk, BlueBalls and stan during your chatroulette session?
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    Am I weird for liking this babe?

    Thanks for making me feel normal :D
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    Overkill

    That looks normal here in South Texas
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    File this under

    Pedobear would be pleased
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    So the whole “die for our sins” thing is a no go?

    Well, dunkin' donuts are sinfully delicious. They're to die for!
  20. Red Spyder

    Beautiful Goth Girl

    Looks like something out of Steven King's worst nightmares! :eek:
  21. Red Spyder

    #4 Please STAT!

    Is that how they call "happy ending" in that parlor?
  22. Red Spyder

    You've Insulted L3ggy For The Last Time

    What do you expect? He was told they were taking him to Disneyland but instead they took him to the vet to get him "fixed"
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    When will you do anal?

    Could it be? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yass,_New_South_Wales
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    "It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time"

    ******* is one hell of a ****....
  25. Red Spyder

    Counter-Strike

    Then when the monitor is blowed up....he's off on a shooting rampage :eek:
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    a NEW cool board game!

    Actually, he does.... :D
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    Total Recall: The Musical

    Your wish is my command :banger: MKZLRgziwHE
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    First great-grandchild for Queen due in December

    I was reading this book called "World War Z", there's a chapter in there that sort of interesting point of view about the monarchy in the UK. I mean, can anybody here disagree that the king and queen staying in the tube that was being used as a bomb shelter with the people and not bolting to...
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    Buying a pet now ****** in San Fransisco. Unless it is a fish.

    Remember people, you voted for them, they're smarter than you, they are your superiors, just obey and don't question them. Now for those of us who are adults and want to be treated as such and not as little ****: don't elect nanny staters, no matter how "good" their intentions are. The road to...
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    Why L3ggy Got His Name

    I thought it was because he would hump them KFJB4xSpl4E
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    Amusement Park

    I thought asian guys had a smaller one
  32. Red Spyder

    Mario was Gangsta

    Yeah, Mario, fuck you! Bitch is somewhere else
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    Whimsy is whimsical

    all that plus putting his hands and looking up at all those girls' nether regions makes me want to be a male cheerleader
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    Open casting call to fuck Jenaveve Jolie

    so what happened with this? who was the lucky winner?
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    Destination Brownsville

    Considering all the rain we've had down here in South Texas lately, I can imagine Brownsville looks just like that today.
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    How The Matrix Should've Ended

    ...and my opinion, the Matrix should have ended with the first movie
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    sometimes one mustache

    I wonder what people who chose that kind of hair "do" smoke when going for it...and if the barber/stylist could contain his/her laughter while saying "oh, yeah, that looks really good on you"
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    Can you hear me now?

    Who is that? I need to so some.... "research" :D
  39. Red Spyder

    And so it begins!

    Yes, it has already begun. Where is John Connor when we need him?!
  40. Red Spyder

    Being a Dick about the lights.

    That's just faaabulouus! (read it with a gay voice) :D
  41. Red Spyder

    Rave on`Mijnheer Kolonel

    Better yet, don't forget to rave naked, ladies!! :D
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    Fragrance and perfume commercial

    You guys want to smell like pussy? :confused: I'd buy it but not to wear it :D
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    fun with headlines

    A 200 meter Dix? :eek: No wonder the Gay guy got tired. He probably was aching all day after that.
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    Searching for a pic

    Ry, stop showing us pictures of how you spent your weekend!
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    i see blue

    If that's BlueBalls' cat, then is BlueBalls actually....DR. EVIL?!? (Mr. Bigglesworth?)
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    Police stupidity

    Hey, it's like that scene from Die Hard!! But without the bullet holes.
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    Oh Look! A Clam!

    Now I'm in the mood for oysters
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    L3ggy speaks..

    Yes, he does change between breeds...and sometimes between species, so he gets a bit confused 0ZXP03W8-AM
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    would you pick up this hitch hiker? i would

    Of course not, in fact seeing her would make me step on the gas even faster. That weird elbow is a sure sign of an ***** that will devour your brain. It's in Revelations, people!! :eek:
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