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Yeah, it was in 2005 just surfing the web found this site called Freeones and it had a board of people just talking about porn and women and a whole bunch of other stuff so I joined up. That's how I came here for the first time.

For lunch... some of grandma's pozole!! But then for dinner went to Jason's deli and had a California club

Well, if the problem is with MGM, I do hope they find another studio willing to green ligth it. It'd suck if it's completely cancelled as Craig was a rather good Bond.

:banger: Austrian Death Machine, GET TO THE CHOPAA!! :banger: 3-nQOggqNyw

Both! :D

Good find. People need to learn about the real Che instead of idolizing the *********, thieving *** of a bitch :thumbsup:

...and also my curiosity but would you be dissapointed if the vast majority of us haven't? :D

:rofl: it probably did

Don't go aroung giving George any ideas! :mad:

Same here, big spiders do scare the living **** out of me, just don't squash them or a bunch of little ones will come out

In other words, "if it ******, we can **** it" :D gCY3dUSQ-y4

Girls, that's not true. You all know we appreciate you even more when you give it up, right? :D

Now they tell me :mad:

What's so hard to understand? ******* immigrant = go back home :mad:, legal immigrant = welcome :thumbsup: As someone from Mexican descent I'm sick and tired of hearing all this "si se puede" (yes, we can) when it comes to: being here illegally, receiving welfare benefits, sending the national...

No, it can't be!!! BLUEBALLS IS ACTUALLY TOM SELLECK!!!! :eek: (By the way, thanks for the tip, I'll try and do that after I get out of work.)

I guess we're giving you and L3ggy a break as there had been a plethora of Dirk and L3ggy threads, plus the usual cast of characters. By the way, WHY CAN'T I SEE THE EMBEDDED YOUTUBE VIDEOS? :mad:

Yeah, but tell that to the refs in the Mexico - Argentina game! :mad: They seem not to understand it either!!

"A fool and his money are soon parted". Paris Hilton one day will inherit the Hilton fortune, how long would you all wager will take her to misspend all or a very huge part of it?

what ass? :dunno: She got to add a bit more meat on it!!

If Google knew Blue Balls was doing the search, why didn't it ask "Did you mean Anal gram?" instead?

how do you erase double posts?

Well, let's ask Matthew Broderick what he does when he has sex with his wife

But she seems to have nice boobies. I was in a dilemma like that once, not so nice face but nice boobies but was horny enough so I just went for it. Sort of reminded me of the final scene from Gremlins 2 with the guy and the female gremlin :1orglaugh

the map seems accurate to me :D

If it's a bikini contest, she'll win 'cause she's wearing a real bikini and it's a nice one. If it's a showing off your butt contest, she'll get last place.

D-oh! DXCbAtkgNMw

Not to mention a plastic surgeon's ***** too :eek:

From that list I only liked these ones: Back to the Future Goonies GhostBusters The Karate *** Revenge of the nerds (just like me!) Raiders of the Lost Ark and one not included in that list that I really,REALLY, but REALLY liked was The Last Starfighter! And, of course, Red Dawn!

The Book of Eli. Loved it!

Not only that, but aren't the lefties supposed to be the "peace loving" ones while the right wing extremists are supposedly the violent ones? Look at the G8 and G20 protests for another current example.

Thanks :D Now with this hurricane in the gulf mixing up all the oil and gas, nobody smoke!! :eek:

Once again, Freeones not only entertaining but educational too. Can you imagine going fishing and having one of those things biting? I'm partly glad they're not around nowadays, though a nice specimen, the ocean would be too dangerous for us humans.

Cremation and I want them to play "Another One Bites the Dust" while my body is being cremated.

Brokeback Mountain would not have been considered fiction, just sayin'

If he were to tell us, would we believe him or think he was just some crazy old man?

Down here in South Texas we're about to get hit by Hurricane Alex, where's my *hug and a :kiss:*? :(

how come I can't see any embedded videos? :dunno:

Seriously, would anyone here have the guts to say "No, Mike, you can't be in my picture"

Even as an old geezer, Lee Van Cleef looked like a real badass :thumbsup:

Or that should read "this is your ass after inserting a pineapple"

Is it 4:20 yet? I guess that light means it is.

For some reason half life always made me dizzy, that didn't help

******* is one hell of a *****...

Stage diving without a crowd can get you hurt This sums it up pretty nicely: 8_4bLNM0axE

If it involved dinamyte and Bill Murray...yup, I can only imagine :D

Get some peyote and you might believe you're banging an anime girl, even though you really might be fucking the mailbox in front of your house.

Note to self: Do not invite ICanHasLogin to watch the game at home. Send him over to Baconsalt's house instead.

Hey, I'm from Mexico, I grew up eating out Bimbo's!

Good thing they didn't say anything about my used condoms... :tongue: ...wait...what?

Probably a little less ******* than hitting their stupid ****.