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Yeah, is that too much to ask? Some freaking "lasers" on their freaking head! Thanks for throwing me the rep bone! wait, that didn't come off right...

You mean Lisa Kudrow? I actually liked her the most from all those girls, and the other ones weren't bad looking at all. And no, the reason I used to watch "Friends" was because Seinfeld was going to be on in a little bit.

Can Fart? Yes, we can! :D

I think that explains Mel Gibson's behavior.....

Yup, you sure can cause some boners around here :D

No way, it's missing it's "lasers" on its freaking head

....and that is the origin of BlueBalls!

No wonder this Star Wars talkie I saw in the 1970's looked so familiar. My ***** used to take me to the kinetoscope back in the old days. I think I saw it back then with Rudolph Valentino in an uncredited role as Chewbacca.

Congratulations on your new baby, you two! :D (who was the ***?)

Yeah, put a mosque near groud zero, no problem, right? They have freedom of religion. Try to put a nativity scene or a cross just about anywhere and the ACLU and just about all "tolerant" liberals will have a major **** fit.

All fucking commies should fucking hang. Period.

so, dude, if you love the girl, you're installing one of those in the backyard :D

Wait a minute, you got to be ***** in order to get your face painted like that? And me all these years thinking that it was okay to go to parties already looking like that

oh, the 80's! As outlandish as some of the fashions might have been, at least it wasn't the 70's with those godawful bellbottoms.

om nom nom nom nom

Is she showing off a tramp stamp or a thong?

Does it have to do anything with the end of net neutrality? :******: http://img825.imageshack.us/f/netneutrality.jpg/

It all depends. I mean, if he succeeds in cutting America's free market system at the knees, I'm sure all liberals will consider him to be the greatest, even if that makes unemployment skyrocket and the economy collapse. Liberals don't care about people, they care about their agenda.

need more, to make fun of them!!

There are board rules against **********? Really? (...better go back to reading the rules before my next post)

I got some left over refried beans, do you want them? It'll help you make more :D

:sing: da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, douchebag! da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, douchebag, douchebag, douchbag, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, DOUCHEBAG!! :sing:

I know a more effective trick: the "grab by the tail and spin it around a couple times before throwing it headfirst against a concrete wall trick" :D it works every time

what kind of car is that? Looks too small to be the batmobile

Yup, I'm always emulating the San Diego Chicken :D

You are absolutely right. It is completely illogical for her to take a picture like that. The logical alternative would be to set the timer on the camera. Live long and prosper!

Okay, who let the secret out? :mad: Now the links don't work (that's why I never shared them)

It only needs one leg though....

Of course, one hell of a "pin the tail on the donkey" game! :D

Owner's manual? It makes it seem like it's going to start with something like "Congratulations on your purchase of your new Vagina model PU22Y."

Yeah, but they all look like Snookie, no thanks

:Insert "Detroit Vice" soundtrack here:

Douche orange? :dunno:

I didn't know your *** was the size of King Kong! :eek:

At least he didn't use a sock and then put it on to go to work....

That picture now makes me wonder about the Arab version of Freeones...."who is this woman showing her eyes through the blue burkha eye slit? She's hot!! ID please!!"

Jizz ****, pedobear's favorite band....and pastime

I wonder if the sarge would consider them good ****

Your wish is my command :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBfZSJAHOPw CBfZSJAHOPw

And that's how James Bond kept infiltrating Russia, by having one of his ho's walk by and distracting them!!

You saw her and thought "manly"? Damn, dude, where do you live? Orlando Bloomville where everyone looks like a hardcore feminine metrosexual? :D

Guy's holding the cat's nuts a little too hard that it seems its eyes are going to pop out

Napster, BAAAAAAAAAD!!

If I ever have ****, that poster is getting printed and put on the refrigerator door

So since I can't masturbate in the bushes, can I do it while standing over you? :rubbel:

Hmm, bacon

Where do they find those women? Auschwitz? Somalia? When I said I like it when ladies show everything, I didn't mean the bones too! :eek:

Don't you mean WALL mounting? Like mounting at about ass level? Just askin'

:wtf:

How was that episode of South Park that whenever a straight guy said f@@@@t it would get blipped but when someone who was gay said it, it wasn't bleeped? Same situation here :D