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So now we know what the naughty **** will get in their stocking. And the good **** too.

"Yeah, sure, buddy, you say your 'nads shrunk in the water and that's why they got stuck between the slats on the chair. That's what you get for trying to fuck a chair."

Did the paper mean Joe's hole? :dunno:

:sing: They're coming to take me away ha-ha They're coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee, ha-ha to the fairy **** :sing:

It's octobearshark, half octopus, half bear, half shark!! Manbearpig's nemesis!

:rofl: Excellent post here!

I thought the Netherlands was were Peter Pan lived :dunno:

So it's now Bisexual Street? :dunno:

Reminds me of the stripper chicks in Duke Nuk'em

Damn, she looks young there. She looks a bit...MILFer or "cougar-er" and still darn sexy here: http://img46.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=59291_26_xl_123_155lo.jpg And I love them both, Alley and Petra. Some of Alley's pics have been in my hard drive since the dawn of internet pron. Too bad...

Dude, remember, if the information you want to share does not come from the pages of the New York Times or from a report on ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC, CNBC, or MSNBC, then it's going to be considered to be from a "right wing extremist", "fear mongering", "racist" site/publication/blog and the liberal...

See, we on the right told you so. Those people are downright monsters, so my question for you hippies around here is, will you guys stop cuddling those bastards and let our brave men and women deal with them instead of court martialing them for giving one of them a fat lip? Why not just let...

Now, I would have watched that movie

Is that the farmer's ********? :D (the one he had with the cow)

Same here, particularly the begining of it in a Rammstein concert! :banger:

1 short ton = 2000 pounds, so, yeah, a bit more of a ton of women

It's the Hulk's hermaphrodite *******....or is it ******?

Let us consult the Book of Football, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

Big ******* doesn't worry me as much as Ceiling Cat u5Okl3wANiA&NR=1

Not only all that's bee said here, but has anyone around here been contacted by collection agencies or received collection letters on behalf of AT&T Mobility? I've never had cell phone service with AT&T yet I keep getting calls and letters on their behalf. I mean, can't AT&T keep their books...

I'm off for the weekend, but just before I leave, I want to stir up the beehive with this little homework for the lefties around here. The homework is to refute this piece: TAX HIKES AND THE 2011 ECONOMIC COLLAPSE The rest of the piece can be found here...

So f*cking mail him to Abu Dhabi!! :D

What a rimjob she gives :D Leaves your plumbing all fresh and clean

I liked this version better :rofl: Though I'm sure Bush was holding them in when deciding to go into Iraq (it should have been Iran)

Ever since I saw the trailer I wanted to see this movie. Reading some reviews I went in expecting a G.I. Joe sized piece of ****. But I guess I liked this movie since my expectations were so low going in, but it sure was entertaining. Just leave your brain at the door otherwise you'd find...

Which head you pat him on? :D

Yup, there's a story based on that

die, Nemo, DIEEEEE!!!

When the boss is walking in... ALT + Tab :D

:eek: Just thought about sharing this kind of amusing article http://www.cracked.com/article_18494_15-unintentionally-perverted-toys-********.html

I think diplomacy has failed

Sucking cock for **** in a bus stop dressed in drag, sounds like rock bottom to me :D

She's faking it

Luv me some chocolate milk.... :D

Sure enough! 8tqEBQjWRws

I think that's this guy's daugther... FHHJsXH3BiU

Does that include you? :D (Yeah, got your back, bro)

For some reason I read it as "all the stains I POOPED off in the backseat", thought that was funnier though might need glasses then.

But why, oh, why did they have to put the 1 out of the 3 in the middle instead of to one side, preferebly off camera?

But it's just a flesh wound!

Yup, I see Dirk peeking through that door to give him the surprise...without lube

You owe Charlie some payback? :D Those Vietnamese girls will luv yu rung time! Have fun! Got to start planning a proper riot then... :D

Getting a brand new SAM system from the Russians? That's good for defensive purposes, no problem with that. Updating their tanks? That's just fine, reasonable defensive move and they can get all the T-72's they want because if necessary our A-10's will just use them for target practice in...

I think they do that in England, right? Though the way things are right now, I'm almost positive they definetly do that in Mexico in the Zetas vs. Cartel games.

I'm Mexican, I don't really like soccer. Though I do get into it when the world cup comes around. Haven't watched a game yet but I'll be rooting for the USA, that is until they're out of the cup in the first round. After that MEXICO, MEXICO, MEXICO!! Got to root for someone.

I'm all for republicans showing some guts but keep it real. I believe most people on the right wouldn't rise up against the government unless it's right outside their door trying to knock it down to round up and take away people who have guns. Either way, a revolution in America it's infinitely...

For the most part, low scoring games = boring. Think about it, football, basketball and baseball usually have scores in the double digits.

"The Friend Ship"? :sing: so no one ever told you it was going to be this way? :sing: clapclapclapclapclap

Does that mean that registered sex offenders live in houses along the next 3 km?

Yeah, but this is a la carte, I want a buffette! :mad: