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Yeah, nowadays someone without tattoos looks original.

asl? Do people still use that?

Is the water in America making us fat? It's got 'lectrolytes!

National defense is one of the ENUMERATED POWERS of our government. Providing health care for me and my ****** is MY duty. This so called health care "reform" is nothing but government trying to grab more power for itself. Now, the problem with health care in the U.S. is not about quality but...

I didn't check this thread.... just +1 post here :tongue:

Taco Bell, except for their nachos. and tuna, for some reason.

Well, the only one I remember is that I just LOL'ed when she queefed.

Well, there's ethanol in ****, right? Can't let it go to waste.

I'd rather have this for breakfast :tongue:

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Or Patricia, that's the name I saw while looking ads for Mexican escorts, that for the equivalent of $55 american bucks, she'd go for anything, vaginal, oral or anal. Yeah, I know, too good to be true.

Thanks, the bikini pics and the blue dress picture in the top right were the ones I saw in that ad for Mexican escorts. Just making sure. http://www.herselfpics.com/forums/cleavage-wet-tshirt-nipping-handbras/t-nice-big-rack-35156.html

Cool, add any links here or please PM me some :D

Afraid of camels, but afraid of their toes? Probably not.

I was checking out some ads online for Mexican escorts. One of them I saw was using pictures of Sweet Krissy, so I'm assuming (hoping) this hottie is also a nude model or something, any help appreciated! :D

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Mein, Fuhrer!! I can valk!!

Anyone in the mood for some German Dickmilch? BB, I'm looking at you! If anyone wants some Bimbo bread, you can get that in Mexico too, not just in Portugal.

don't forget the mohawk! :D

Nice lashes A-Ry :thumbsup:

Scientologists don't procreate, they multiply by mixing the man's sperm, the woman's egg, and some DNA they think belongs to Elron Hubbard (they don't know me and my buddies changed their Elron sample with a Xenu sample ALL HAIL XENU!! LORD AND MASTER!!)

Reminded me of the only time I've swam in a lake, was just swiming around, having the time of my life, then I realize, there's some netting to separate the swiming area from the jet skiing and boating area, so the swiming area is kind of small compared to the rest of the lake...and there's a...

True, unlike the no-new jobs economic recovery :D

I guess that's what happens after a bad case of the munchies

In a couple years from now I expect to see a sign like that......in Kenya :D

Just when I was thinking about "yeah, I love Canada" the DJ played some Nickelcrap :mad: Suck it, Canada!!

What the F is a 12th level paladin? :dunno:

I was going to tell you "no, you can't :rubbel:, but you can :nannerf1: in one" but then I read this: http://www.cracked.com/article_16675_9-awesome-places-to-have-sex-and-horrific-consequences.html

Yeah, no Johnny Depp, you're more likely to see a guy who looks like Machete, coming at you, with an AK, along with other 3 Machete look alikes in their own boat. And, oh, yeah, they're backed by the Zetas. It's getting ugly down here. I haven't even crossed over to go to any "boystown" since...

http://www.cracked.com/article_18772_13-wildly-irresponsible-vintage-ads-aimed-at-kids_p2.html I particularly liked this quote: So, ads for cigarettes, cough syrup containing opion, a ***, but no ads for condoms or porn? Discuss.

Haven't they heard "don't mess with Texas"? Now I expect to see a bunch of Texan rednecks getting on their boats, going "fishing" with their AR-15's and AK type rifles, at least those who have guts. I'd actually be tempted to join them if they do, but I'd have to borrow a ***. :ak47: Anyone...

How dare that guy with the paternity test doubt he's the real ******! The ***'s got his eyes! :rofl:

I can just imagine his prayers "Lord, I really put my trust in you, but as for some of these assholes...."

Tastes fishy, but so damn good! :D

Zum off thum ar smrterer than eyhe http://vimeo.com/9592490

Start here http://www.globalvisas.com/countries/canada_visas.html?gclid=CJ-CivLsuaQCFctW2god42YQ0w Bon voyage! :elaugh:

And after the "Airing of Grievances" comes the "Feats of Strenght" and don't forget your pole! It's a Festivus miracle!! :D

Canadians: trying to act all smart when a snappy and sarcastic answer to that stupid question would have worked a hell of a lot better :D

and extremely wrong would be pointing and laughing

Okay, I gave him some on your behalf.... rep I mean

I thought the warning sign would be of a dog humping someone's leg....

here's irrefutable evidence they do have an anus Usyso4GG1P0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usyso4GG1P0 but a tan..... :1orglaugh

That took guts, and it's a miracle his didn't end up all over the place.

"mommy, why is my penis moving right now?"

The shocking part is that it was women they found tied up in his basement, right? :D

Seems like we got something in common then... :D

I wonder what Michelle will do when she sees this picture going around "teh interwebs"

I would say "no, ****, Sherlock" but there's probably some in the toilets there.

Use the *****! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiNEwhdhWds jiNEwhdhWds ...and then watch the little green midget go in the ***** too (by the way, I think that clip what a Lucas "improvement" like the Greedo shooting first kind of improvement)

Too bad it wasn't a video, I'd like to have seen what happened when the boy started spinning that wheel