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  1. Red Spyder

    Girls and a wind

    Now, try to imagin her doing that today! :eek:
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    Admit it. You really want to ride this pony

    Got to get me a saddle!
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    This will be a lifetime insurance of no lump of coal for rest of your life

    I tried it but Santa got very upset to find me lying down naked next to a glass of milk, and so now every December 25th I get enough coal to have a BBQ!
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    Shut Up! NPH is Talking ...

    :1orglaugh
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    Battery Power

    I got a prepaid phone a couple years ago, 3 bars means full. I just flip it open, it goes down to 1 bar, then a second later it starts flashing 0 bars, I close it before it shuts down, it goes back to 3 bars. Got rid of it.
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    Great flatscreen TV!

    well, that huge TV "cabinet" that used to be junior's room will make it so easy to connect stuff to the TV. I got to squeeze behind the TV cabinet and the wall if I want to plug or unplug my PS3 or something.
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    Alred E. Nueman

    Yup....:D
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    Fox Newsaster Boobs Jiggle

    I've seen it. Changed her mirror into a one way glass without her knowing. :D They're real and they're spectacular!! Kudos to Dirk for the great tip!! :hatsoff:
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    Shut Up! NPH is Talking ...

    You know he's gay, right? You know who's not gay? This guy!! :thumbspointingtomyownchestsmileyneededhere!: Anyway, loved him in those Harold and Kumar movies! :bowdown:
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    Last time I shower with BlueBalls! EVER!

    So, what exactly did it do to it? Did it have anything to do with that cactus from that picture or something? :dunno:
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    Only Great Minds Can Read This

    fsirt it syas taht garet mdins can raed it tehn it syas taht if you can raed it you got a srtagne mnid so wchih is it?
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    caricatures of ***********

    Damn, what planet them humanoid aliens from?
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    Don't hear, don't see, don't speak , don't ........ ?

    "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, and.....fuck no evil?" :dunno: I think they were just going for the "covering all the holes" look, though they need one more.
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    cool ***

    Now, what if *** is with the DEA? That'd be one hell of a ****** sitcom!
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    P***s Donuts?

    They got a tasty creamy filling :D
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    Ronaldinho's Dogs :D

    They seem to be L3ggy's hillbilly cousins :D
  17. Red Spyder

    the only logical solution to terrorism

    :facepalm: Not far enough.... :tongue:
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    motivational posters

    Just wanted to share this one :tongue:
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    President Evil

    More like "Army of Dorkness" :D
  20. Red Spyder

    Lost in translation

    Ostorozno! Elaya sobaka! Is that how you pronounce it in Russian? Any Russian speakers around here?
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    funny obama pic

    Poor ***! Having those Kool Aid ******** parents is going to screw him big time. But then again he might just grow up to rebel against his parents and will become the next Ronald Reagan!! :D USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!!
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    double douchbag

    Even Gandhi? Or the Dalai Lama? :D Like it or not, the cold hard truth is that Che was a thief and a ********.
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    cool ***

    She probably used it when she was her ***'s age, that's why she's cool with it.
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    BlueBalls Goes Too Far

    :D TS66JPg7wpA
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    BlueBalls Goes Too Far

    It's kind of tingly! :D
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    Obama supporters losing their faith?

    Well, the guy who made that famous "Hope" poster is losing hope http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews_excl/ynews_excl_pl3712 And he couldn't fill up the Roosevelt Room in that known right wing enclave that is NEW YORK CITY!! :eek...
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    33 UN Delegations Walk Out on A-mad-jihad

    Good for them. If they wanted to listen to incoherent, paranoid, irrational, and ****-filled anti-american rambling all they'd need to do is listen to the American left. :D
  28. Red Spyder

    Your First Post

    :1orglaugh I know, just kiddin' with ya, especially with that baconsalt reference. :eeew:
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    Jasmine LIve popup fucks up my sound

    It does tick me off once in a while, but sometimes they do have some hottie there... :rolleyes: So I don't really mind. I just close it. What I do mind are the damn pop ups right on the webpage I'm looking at that don't let me click on links.
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    Your First Post

    LR? :eek: Lisa? :eek: Banconsalt? :D
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    What would you rather have your ******** exposed to?

    I grew up watching R rated movies with lots of ******** and T&A and I'm just fine. Like, for example, a movie called "Hardbodies", typical 80's T&A comedy, saw it when I was 10. I'd let my boys watch T&A, that way they can grow up straight. :D
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    40 years from now...

    Me and my buddies will be really safe in our very own Vault-Tec vault. We're already getting our hands in as many bottle caps as we can so we can rule the wasteland when we come out. :D On this topic, for some reason I think Veronica Zemanova will age like Sophia Loren. Just got to get her...
  33. Red Spyder

    Catwalk nipslip

    And I thought all catwalk models were as flat as pancakes and thin as flagpoles
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    lurkingdirk cat style

    So, Dirk had a baby with ~~Whimsy~~ :eek:
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    L3ggy, Whimsy and TheBear247 on vacation

    Okay, okay, you don't have to be so mean about it! :IGTFO:
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    Obama supporters losing their faith?

    Now that seems to be very true. I think it is the independents who voted for him...sorry, Him, who are losing their faith. Those who for whatever reason believe in the same ideals He has are going to continue supporting him to the end. Let's say for the sake of argument that his policies are...
  37. Red Spyder

    Teabaggers do Miley song

    Yup, there is humor in the TEA Party, most of it is at the expense of Barak "We are the ones we were waiting for" Obama :D
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    Real or not?

    Definetely a fake. She can't shoot a moose with a BB ***. She's more likely to pack one of these: http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn74-e.htm
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    Paris Hilton Special

    But is it the same kind of **** as hers?
  40. Red Spyder

    Blow in her face

    That can get you sued nowadays
  41. Red Spyder

    Welcome to our...

    Thankfully, I don't **** in poolls, only in pools, so we cool? :D
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    Watching someone use a computer

    Looks like my *** browsing the net
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    Guy gets traumatised at wrestling event

    Yeah, that was my face first time I saw UFC, now I'm starting to get into it. Not a fan of any particular fighter, just love to see them kick each other's asses
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    Scary Bible Quotes

    As long as it's on their veil :D
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    Scary Bible Quotes

    "But be not thou far from me, O LORD: O my strength, haste thee to help me." Psalms 22:19 "O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me." Psalms 25:2 "Blessed [be] the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, [and] my fingers to fight: My...
  46. Red Spyder

    Even women can cum too soon...

    What's so weird about this? This happens to every woman I've been with.... :D
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    Advertising vs. Reality

    For some reason, this thread reminds me of this: http://www.topsocialite.com/***********-without-makeup/ http://www.hustlermagazine.com/features/articles/porn-stars-without-makeup-on Yep, I'd still "eat" some of them :D
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    Men need protection too

    But what about the ladies? Don't they need to protect their "womanholes" against unwanted access? By the way, the guy in the picture does seem concerned about this "manhole" getting an unwanted access. Even wearing protective goggles in case he also gets an unwanted facial.
  49. Red Spyder

    100 Reasons Why The Beatles Suck

    Close, almost as hot in South Texas
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    100 Reasons Why The Beatles Suck

    Funny list. At least they're not Nickelback, though the way the radio station down here plays them all the time I could swear they believe that Nickelback is the second coming of the Beatles.
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