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Now, try to imagin her doing that today! :eek:

Got to get me a saddle!

I tried it but Santa got very upset to find me lying down naked next to a glass of milk, and so now every December 25th I get enough coal to have a BBQ!

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I got a prepaid phone a couple years ago, 3 bars means full. I just flip it open, it goes down to 1 bar, then a second later it starts flashing 0 bars, I close it before it shuts down, it goes back to 3 bars. Got rid of it.

well, that huge TV "cabinet" that used to be junior's room will make it so easy to connect stuff to the TV. I got to squeeze behind the TV cabinet and the wall if I want to plug or unplug my PS3 or something.

Yup....:D

I've seen it. Changed her mirror into a one way glass without her knowing. :D They're real and they're spectacular!! Kudos to Dirk for the great tip!! :hatsoff:

You know he's gay, right? You know who's not gay? This guy!! :thumbspointingtomyownchestsmileyneededhere!: Anyway, loved him in those Harold and Kumar movies! :bowdown:

So, what exactly did it do to it? Did it have anything to do with that cactus from that picture or something? :dunno:

fsirt it syas taht garet mdins can raed it tehn it syas taht if you can raed it you got a srtagne mnid so wchih is it?

Damn, what planet them humanoid aliens from?

"see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, and.....fuck no evil?" :dunno: I think they were just going for the "covering all the holes" look, though they need one more.

Now, what if *** is with the DEA? That'd be one hell of a ****** sitcom!

They got a tasty creamy filling :D

They seem to be L3ggy's hillbilly cousins :D

:facepalm: Not far enough.... :tongue:

Just wanted to share this one :tongue:

More like "Army of Dorkness" :D

Ostorozno! Elaya sobaka! Is that how you pronounce it in Russian? Any Russian speakers around here?

Poor ***! Having those Kool Aid ******** parents is going to screw him big time. But then again he might just grow up to rebel against his parents and will become the next Ronald Reagan!! :D USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!!

Even Gandhi? Or the Dalai Lama? :D Like it or not, the cold hard truth is that Che was a thief and a ********.

She probably used it when she was her ***'s age, that's why she's cool with it.

:D TS66JPg7wpA

It's kind of tingly! :D

Well, the guy who made that famous "Hope" poster is losing hope http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews_excl/ynews_excl_pl3712 And he couldn't fill up the Roosevelt Room in that known right wing enclave that is NEW YORK CITY!! :eek...

Good for them. If they wanted to listen to incoherent, paranoid, irrational, and ****-filled anti-american rambling all they'd need to do is listen to the American left. :D

:1orglaugh I know, just kiddin' with ya, especially with that baconsalt reference. :eeew:

It does tick me off once in a while, but sometimes they do have some hottie there... :rolleyes: So I don't really mind. I just close it. What I do mind are the damn pop ups right on the webpage I'm looking at that don't let me click on links.

LR? :eek: Lisa? :eek: Banconsalt? :D

I grew up watching R rated movies with lots of ******** and T&A and I'm just fine. Like, for example, a movie called "Hardbodies", typical 80's T&A comedy, saw it when I was 10. I'd let my boys watch T&A, that way they can grow up straight. :D

Me and my buddies will be really safe in our very own Vault-Tec vault. We're already getting our hands in as many bottle caps as we can so we can rule the wasteland when we come out. :D On this topic, for some reason I think Veronica Zemanova will age like Sophia Loren. Just got to get her...

And I thought all catwalk models were as flat as pancakes and thin as flagpoles

So, Dirk had a baby with ~~Whimsy~~ :eek:

Okay, okay, you don't have to be so mean about it! :IGTFO:

Now that seems to be very true. I think it is the independents who voted for him...sorry, Him, who are losing their faith. Those who for whatever reason believe in the same ideals He has are going to continue supporting him to the end. Let's say for the sake of argument that his policies are...

Yup, there is humor in the TEA Party, most of it is at the expense of Barak "We are the ones we were waiting for" Obama :D

Definetely a fake. She can't shoot a moose with a BB ***. She's more likely to pack one of these: http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn74-e.htm

But is it the same kind of **** as hers?

That can get you sued nowadays

Thankfully, I don't **** in poolls, only in pools, so we cool? :D

Looks like my *** browsing the net

Yeah, that was my face first time I saw UFC, now I'm starting to get into it. Not a fan of any particular fighter, just love to see them kick each other's asses

As long as it's on their veil :D

"But be not thou far from me, O LORD: O my strength, haste thee to help me." Psalms 22:19 "O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me." Psalms 25:2 "Blessed [be] the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, [and] my fingers to fight: My...

What's so weird about this? This happens to every woman I've been with.... :D

For some reason, this thread reminds me of this: http://www.topsocialite.com/***********-without-makeup/ http://www.hustlermagazine.com/features/articles/porn-stars-without-makeup-on Yep, I'd still "eat" some of them :D

But what about the ladies? Don't they need to protect their "womanholes" against unwanted access? By the way, the guy in the picture does seem concerned about this "manhole" getting an unwanted access. Even wearing protective goggles in case he also gets an unwanted facial.

Close, almost as hot in South Texas

Funny list. At least they're not Nickelback, though the way the radio station down here plays them all the time I could swear they believe that Nickelback is the second coming of the Beatles.