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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    VanGorder OUT!
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    Before Bibi came to talk to congress. It was not widely reported but it came from some reliable...

    Before Bibi came to talk to congress. It was not widely reported but it came from some reliable sources.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Political Satire

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    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    ASU/Cal. Not a whole lot of defense being played tonight. Over a thousand yards offense betwixt them and 92 points scored, half of them in the fourth quarter alone. Crazy. I don't particularly care about either team so seeing the guys from Californistan lose was enough for me.
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    Suspect in Washington State mall shooting arrested

    http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/teen-cancer-survivor-among-mall-shooting-victims-search-for-gunman-continues/ adult image host The media bent over backwards to identify this turd as anything but a member of the religion of peace. To be fair, the police reports about his...
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    ***The Trolls Of Freeones Talk, 2016 Edition***

    There's that and then there's the fact that she immediately resorted to name calling and threats when we were our usual pleasant selves.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    14-7 over Rutgers? That's almost as bad as losing to Rutgers. Jeebus, this season for Iowa is going to disappoint.
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    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?861362-***The-Trolls-Of-Freeones-Talk-2016-Edition***/pa...

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?861362-***The-Trolls-Of-Freeones-Talk-2016-Edition***/page2 People love your idiocy.
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    ***The Trolls Of Freeones Talk, 2016 Edition***

    Wut? Of course that is my response. I thought everyone loved Beyonce. A simple challenge. "**** yourself." The last refuge of the unimaginative.
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    That's really the best you can come up with, isn't it? "**** yourself." Wow. Your viewpoint is...

    That's really the best you can come up with, isn't it? "**** yourself." Wow. Your viewpoint is so valid and rational. Show me where the racism is. I DARE YOU. If intelligence were an arsenal you wouldn't have a slingshot. I don't think you're done, either. You and your pimp get off on it too...
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    Sports Teams You **** The Most

    Nebraska, Iowa State, Oakland, Philadelphia, Dallas, UCLA, BYU, Redbull racing, Real Madrid, Corinthians, North Dakota State, Ohio State, Purdue, Kansas, Kansas State, USC, Pittsburgh, San Francisco, Florida State, and any team in Canada.
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    Pro Wrestling Gimmicks You **** The Most

    Gold Dust.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Donald Trump's special guest at the debate Monday? Gennifer Flowers. Troll level: Baconsalt :clap::clap::clap:
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    You're the third generation male prostitute. And it's not just me; everybody thinks you're dumb...

    You're the third generation male prostitute. And it's not just me; everybody thinks you're dumb. We know you better than you think. I find joy in everything I do and love my awesome life. Show me where I've been racist. Show me concrete proof of racism or stop trying to troll me. You don't have...
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    You're the one who dresses like Beyonce to fool your mark ass tricks, yo. I honestly don't...

    You're the one who dresses like Beyonce to fool your mark ass tricks, yo. I honestly don't understand you, lady.
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    Another one bites the dust

    No. You're thinking of Eric Garner. She just panicked. Terrible lack of situational awareness.
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    Marine Le Pen wants to meet Donald Trump

    I'd plow her like a German running through the Maginot line. Or around, whatever. Is her niece hot, too?
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    At last I can finally stop bashing Cruz for having no integrity. Now I can bash him for wasting his chance.
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    NFL '16 Season Thread

    I have Aaron Hernandez on my fantasy bench. When can I expect some productivity?
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    The never ending Jane Burgess thread. Ask away

    Could you lend me a few bucks? Geno_Smith and her ***** seem to be a dead end and I could really use an infusion of new capital. And do you have a suitably awful quote from your account that you can PM me so I can include you in the beloved Trolls of Freeones Talk 2017 edition? Anything that...
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Old news: ball selfies

    You should PM Geno_Smith that link and picture. It's my understanding that she loves balls.
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    ***The Trolls Of Freeones Talk, 2016 Edition***

    The saga of Geno_Beyonce's attempted trolling continues: Granted, I did call him a few choice things in PM and I may have mentioned his micro pennis and I may have written something about the sickle cell, but that's only because he's jumped on my case for whatever perceived slight I have...
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    You're the idiot who's so fascinated by men, lady. I'm just minding my own business. Everyone...

    You're the idiot who's so fascinated by men, lady. I'm just minding my own business. Everyone has a voice and I respect that. However, your voice seems to be garbled by a bag full of dicks. At least that's what it appears like when read out loud. Your teachers and parents should be proud that...
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    ***The Trolls Of Freeones Talk, 2016 Edition***

    I'm delighted by your praise. But honestly I really love calling him Lady. It really gets under her skin with minimal effort.
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    Who are you obsessed with at the moment? / Who are you really into right now?

    Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Geno_Smith. That crazy lady latched onto me with an ammonia filled ******** and won't let go.
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    Another one bites the dust

    Welp, Officer Betty has been charged with manslaughter. She done fucked up.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    ***The Trolls Of Freeones Talk, 2016 Edition***

    I know. That lady is fucking crazy;
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    ***The Trolls Of Freeones Talk, 2016 Edition***

    Between this quote and the one about how surprised you are when you find out your dick is clean, I'd have to say you are due again.
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    Take it easy, lady. You're the one who's been stalking me. Eat a bowl of dicks.

    Take it easy, lady. You're the one who's been stalking me. Eat a bowl of dicks.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I'm not going to lie, "Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates" made me laugh. A lot.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Chemtrails : Aluminum & Other Poisons Falling From The Sky

    Re: Chemtrails : Aluminum & Other Poisons Falling From The Sky picture hosting I can't believe I finally noticed this gem. And yes, it did take me a couple years to get it. What a great payoff. This guy gets it. Ha ha. Yeah. He gets it. Totally.
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    ***The Trolls Of Freeones Talk, 2016 Edition***

    Suggestions and submissions for next year's "Trolls of Freeones" would be greatly appreciated. I know of a couple who deserve the honor, but seeing the usual suspects every time is getting a little old. But the greatest thing about this and the other threads is using old Magnum P.I. pictures to...
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Who is your favorite Viking?

    Warren Moon or Daunte Culpepper. It's a toss up. Throw Jim McMahon in there for good measure. Fran Tarkenton is an asshat.
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    *Ahem* ASSHAT!

    *Ahem* ASSHAT!
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    Has Sweden Flushed Itself Down The Toilet As Much As I've Heard About?

    My idiot commie ****** lives in Sweden. She hasn't really said how badly its gotten but I tend to believe if you have to tell a specific group of people that **** is ******* than I can make a pretty good guess that it's awful.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    How do you view pornstars that won't do interracial?

    You guys should really read the visitor's messages that crazy twunt has been leaving me. And my awesome responses.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    You DARE me?!? Well, ****. I better up my game if some ignorant woman is daring me.I don't use...

    You DARE me?!? Well, ****. I better up my game if some ignorant woman is daring me.I don't use the word and I'm tired of seeing your stupid name in my feed. It's easier to just put you on ignore, lady. But then I'd miss out on the schadenfreude of seeing how stupidly you react to everything...
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    How do you view pornstars that won't do interracial?

    I know. That lady's crazy, right?
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    I'd be a lot more sympathetic if you weren't such an ignorant asshole, lady.

    I'd be a lot more sympathetic if you weren't such an ignorant asshole, lady.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    I hope she shits her pantsuit on live tv. Explosively.
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    How would you dispose of a dead body if you had to?

    I would imagine if you wanted to visit BC you'd have to go to a beach in North Carolina and start digging because he's a goddamn American Treasure!
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Katrina Bowden pornstar look a like...

    Try www.celebjihad.com.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Another one bites the dust

    Like they're doing in Charlotte BASED UPON A FALSE NARRATIVE, doncha know?
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    How do you view pornstars that won't do interracial?

    Well that's not too Beyonce-like. Take it easy, lady.
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