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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Liberalism is all about mediocrity and shittiness

    I think pretty much everything on that list could be attributed to one side or the other with the exceptions of the Social Security Act and the Civil Rights movement. Social Security is failing and it should. It's the beginning of the welfare state and government telling people they don't know...
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    Juiciest And Tastiest Wieners In Your Town

    There's a pink's here in Vegas but I prefer to deep motherfuckin' fry some Nathan's, top them with cold slaw and a little mustard. The Slaw Dog. Fucking amaze balls.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Name that girl

    Goddamnit Adam! You didn't give me a chance to direct him to lemon party or meatspin. What were you thinking?
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Liberalism is all about mediocrity and shittiness

    And yet you still haven't cast a vote for AHOTY. I are disappoint.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    What anal masturbator do you guys like to use?

    You guys and your fancy toys. I prefer to do things the old fashioned way. I give Geno Smith's girlfriend a call.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Jsmoothpa

    Well, if that's your standard, okay. Then I miss that guy who kept writing that all American women were racist for rejecting him because he was Indian. I miss that guy...........like I miss crabs.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Jsmoothpa

    No. I miss Dirl.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    shemale gif I.D?

    Try posting in the right subforum, Einstein. http://board.freeones.com/forumdisplay.php?135-Shemale-Talk
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Man Rules

    Nah, sideways isn't a scumbag thing. It's a bro thing that extends across race, creed, gender and national identity, brah. Kind of like the popped collars on my polo shirts. Brah, I totally got a new woodland cammo Polo from Ralph Lauren. That fuckin' collar looks dope, brah.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Man Rules

    I don't know about no Pokemon. You'll have to ask someone who joined the Air ***** or the Navy.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Man Rules

    I'll wear my cap backwards if I'm fixing to do some shootin'. Just like they taught me.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    How do you view pornstars that won't do interracial?

    Yeah, this forum is really races. Does windows 95 come with an ebonics translator so I can understand your retardese? I'm just begging to get my ass kick. And I'm no Trump supporters. I here what you're saying. And I don't think saying anything in someone faces solves anything. But pointing out...
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    How do you view pornstars that won't do interracial?

    Donald Trump was never considered racist until he decided to run as a republican. I'm not sure what his views on interracial porn are, but they couldn't be dumber than yours.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Hey, you guys remember some decrepit, perverted, old, socialist cock chugger who said America had too many brands of deodorant? He just bought his third house.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Space Raptor Butt Invasion tops the list of Hugo nominees

    http://www.theverge.com/2016/8/20/12551696/2016-hugo-awards-nk-jemisin-fifth-season-science-fiction Welp, the cowardly humorless dicks at the Hugo awards gave no credence to the will of the people and called a couple no-awards instead of honoring the glorious work of Chuck Tingle. I hope next...
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    **** ****** Alois Hitler

    And just like that my retarded Finnish craigslist sniper is five dollars richer. You suck.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Julian Assange hints that DNC staffers that were email sources are turning up dead

    With all the shady deaths surrounding the Clinton Crime ****** why don't some clear thinking people at wikileaks start fingering really important Clinton allies in the hopes that they'll get scared enough to cooperate? Or the Clintons will just have them bumped off. Win win.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Quit trashing Obama’s accomplishments. He has done more than any other President before him. Here is a list of his impressive accomplishments: 1. First President to be photographed smoking a joint. 2. First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a...
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    The 2016 Summer Olympics

    Behold, the majesty of Olympic competition. uploading images Somebody told her that ball was made of cheesecake.
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    Barbi Sinclaire

    Where did Barbi Sinclaire...........go to flight school to train for the 9/11 attacks? I'm having more fun with this than I should.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Attention VV, Andy Ry and assorted douchebags!

    You're an idiot and my retarded Finnish sniper is five dollars richer. Keep your head down, Assair.
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    Political Satire

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    Christians in Germany ****** to hide bibles amid migrant muslim death threats

    There's no such thing as an innocent Muslim.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Barbi Sinclaire

    Where did Barbi Sinclaire........**** Robert Kennedy? You're right. This game is fun.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Love songs (parody)

    So far it's $160 and a tootsie pop. I reckon a retarded Finn can live off that for three years.
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    The 2016 Summer Olympics

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  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Kathleen Kane will probably be nominated for US AG or SCOTUS if Hilldebeast wins.

    http://gawker.com/pennsylvania-attorney-general-found-guilty-of-all-charg-1785331039?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-kathleen-kane-verdict-20160815-story.html Wait a minute. Her ******* is...
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    What's Wrong With Hillary?

    She has a track record in that regard. I remember people not being able to obtain fifteen round magazines in the mid 90's. That never affected me personally, but if she's willing to do that horseshit again, I'll wager she'll try to go even further.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Milwaukee's Best

    It’s not the police who need to be retrained, it’s the public. We have grown into a mouthy, cell phone wielding, vulgar, uncivil society with no personal responsibility and the attitude of ‘it’s the other person’s fault’, ‘you owe me’. A society where ******** grow up with no boundaries or...
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    What's Wrong With Hillary?

    That's not what he fucking said, you twunt. He was asking for them to go and vote. Anyone who supports the biased media interpretation of that is an ideologue. Clearly the best? She didn't have to beat 17 dudes in a primary fight to get what she wanted. She had to collude with the DNC and her...
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Love songs (parody)

    And just like that, my retarded Finnish sniper is five dollars richer. Keep your head down, Assair.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    The 2016 Summer Olympics

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    Milwaukee's Best

    Nothing says "Black Lives Matter" more than burning down a business in your own neighborhood and looting doritos, twinkies and toilet paper.
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    The 2016 Summer Olympics

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    Milwaukee's Best

    I tried doing the "George Jefferson" after getting an interception in college but it looked more like Elaine. imgurl
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    Milwaukee's Best

    BLACK OLIVES MATTER! I for one intend to watch "Sausage Party" as often and as much as possible in solidarity with our black..........wait. image hosting site
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    Milwaukee's Best

    You forgot Jesse Jackson, Deray whateverthefuck his name is, Shaun whateverthefuck his name is and pretty much every mouth breather in BLM. - - - Updated - - - And Scott Walker has called in the Nat'l Guard. Too bad it wasn't the Ohio Nat'l Guard. They get **** done.
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    Milwaukee's Best

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    Milwaukee's Best

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    The 2016 Summer Olympics

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