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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    I would but you're always there first, trying to earn your $3.50 the hard way.

    I would but you're always there first, trying to earn your $3.50 the hard way.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Another one bites the dust

    Absolutely. And there are body camera videos that haven't been released yet.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Man in the High Castle

    I like the alternate universe story line. Hopefully season two will be a little more exciting, though.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Another one bites the dust

    Yeah, that'll teach 'em. Does non-compliance warrant a shooting? No. But what wasn't seen in the video was him trying to reach into his waistband. This one will go on for a while until the DOJ either uncovers some real wrong doing or the officer is exonerated. Either way someone's gettin' paid.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    How do you view pornstars that won't do interracial?

    We're not anti IR. We're anti Beyonce impersonating male hookers. Go find a trick ass mark somewhere else.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Wow. I'm impressed you spelled racist correctly for once. Way to go. Now your trick ass marks...

    Wow. I'm impressed you spelled racist correctly for once. Way to go. Now your trick ass marks will think you're almost as smart as the real Beyonce.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    who is this girl ?

    God. Damn. It. Rane, you ignorant slut! You ****** a perfectly good opportunity to fuck with him by sending him to lemonparty or tubgirl. I may have to neg you. Wait, that sounds racist.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    i feel betrayed and like a fool

    Are you implying that I suck?
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    i feel betrayed and like a fool

    Semi annual bump for this gem of a dumpster fire.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    "Defying the Nazis: The Sharps' War"
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    How do you view pornstars that won't do interracial?

    I thought you were done with this thread, Beyonce.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    There really isn't much difference between the 2 major parties. GHWB to vote for Pantsuit

    Hillary's Bush. *shudder*violently ******curl up in a ***** position*escapes to safe space because I've been triggered by the horrific visual* image hosting above 5 mb
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Should I Wipe Front To Back or Back To Front?

    Yeah, this thread needed a *****-bump.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    1. That was indefensible. That turned me off to him instantaneously. 2. If he had said "Palestine" or Gaza I would have stood behind that statement. 3. Now that's pretty stupid when you know in fact that its Alphonse Gorleone and Bill Nye the BA in Engineering guy promulgating bullshit. 4. Yeah...
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    NYC IED Explosion: 29 Injured

    https://gma.yahoo.com/authorities-high-alert-multiple-explosive-devices-found-nyc-102914938--abc-news-topstories.html# I knew when they caught him he'd turn out to be Amish.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    IED Explodes At Marine Charity Race In New Jersey

    https://gma.yahoo.com/authorities-high-alert-multiple-explosive-devices-found-nyc-102914938--abc-news-topstories.html# The suspect is definitely not Polish.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    NYC IED Explosion: 29 Injured

    http://americanmilitarynews.com/2016/09/breaking-photos-nyc-ied-explosion-25-injured-second-ied-explosion-in-12-hours/?utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=alt&utm_source=asmdss Thank God there were no fatalities.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dangerous or not: Latino gangsta girls

    Assair, first off, it's "Latina" girls. Secondly it's "gangsters." Thirdly, the weakest of them could kick your candy ass without breaking a sweat. Congratulations, you're stupid in at least three languages and my retarded Finnish craigslist sniper is five dollar richer.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    IED Explodes At Marine Charity Race In New Jersey

    Thank God no one was injured, but they cancelled the race. http://americanmilitarynews.com/2016/09/breaking-ied-explodes-at-marine-charity-race-in-new-jersey-multiple-other-devices-reported-town-on-lockdown/?utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=alt&utm_source=asmdss adult image host
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    Oregon showed some class before their game at Nebraska. https://www.facebook.com/topic/Sam-Foltz/334857203199448?source=whrt&position=2&trqid=6331391332899635516
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    image hosting 30 mb At least I can take some solace from the other early game I kind of watched. Maybe schadenfreude would be more accurate.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Pension presidents

    That's inaccurate. The ten year thing. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/obama-restores-lifetime-secret-service-for-former-presidents/ He knows how badly he's fucked things up.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    God. Damn. It. Ferentz showed up again. That guy really doesn't get his teams fired up enough.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Pension presidents

    Fade away into obscurity. I mean you, not the former presidents. Except for Hilldebeast's beard. If that guy were to disappear from public view with his ****** I'd be really happy. And just like that my retarded Finnish craigslist sniper is five dollars richer.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Cop chooses to de-escalate rather than shoot ; gets fired.

    Also to the Asshat OP, you never let someone point a *** at you. A furtive motion and a weapon are all that is required to light someone the fuck up. You don't give them an opportunity to **** you. And tvstrip, what the fuck are you on about? The offender walked away from this incident...
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    I like it. I also have taken to referring to Bill as Hilldebeast's beard.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Cop chooses to de-escalate rather than shoot ; gets fired.

    First off, worry about your own fucked up police. Police training and military training are two different things. In the fucked up military that Stompy Foot, Dubya and Hillary's Beard helped create, military personnel have been castrated by bullshit Rules of Engagement that don't allow for...
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    How would you dispose of a dead body if you had to?

    I'm a Paisano. Well the good half, anyway. But yeah, that's one of the reasons the mob really hasn't lasted out here. They're lazy and kinda stupid.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    What are you watching right now?

    I had recorded Major Crimes and wasn't disappointed. SKINNY PETE from Breaking Bad was guest starring. Good to see him.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    How would you dispose of a dead body if you had to?

    With the size and scope of the American Southwest, I'd think it would be just as easy to dispose of a body in the middle of a National Park. Fly over BLM land somewhere and drop it out of a plane or chopper and no one would get to it before the coyotes, pumas, vultures, etc. But most Goombas...
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    How would you dispose of a dead body if you had to?

    The thing is, the means of detecting bodies underground has gotten pretty sophisticated. There are coves around Lake Mead that are almost never visited.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    I had some penne and Bolognese earlier. Spent most of the night at McWilliams and G Street feeding the less fortunate. That's me picking up my friend Sasha by the ears. image hosting 10mb limit image post capture free image upload
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    How would you dispose of a dead body if you had to?

    I'd say ask someone in the Clinton Crime ****** but they're actually terrible at covering up their messes. Lake Mead. A couple cinder blocks. Rope. Done.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    What's Wrong With Hillary?

    Yeah, I forgot about that because Stompy Foot dismantled it so effectively.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    What's Wrong With Hillary?

    Don't put words in my mouth, asshat. I gave concrete examples of FDR's contemporary detractors and that's the best you can do. My ******'s ****** couldn't stand FDR and they were not in the minority in that regard. He knew how to speak, that's for sure. But he was an asshole. Hilldebeast and...
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    What's Wrong With Hillary?

    I can definitely deny Roposevelt's greatness (whoever that is). His shitty policies extended the Great Depression by years. The only thing that pulled the US out of that mire was WWII and the need to put people to work in defense industries. The man never had any practical experience doing...
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fuck that Craigslist Sniper, Ace: Here is the guy you need to send to Finland!

    I watched about 30 seconds of that. I can't stand Charlatans. Besides, that retarded craigslist sniper will be a lot cheaper.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Or did she maybe make boom boom in her pantsuit? She has a track record, you know. upload a picture
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Who would be our President?

    So wait, is that guy admitting the US leads the Earf?
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    What's Wrong With Hillary?

    Politics aside, I don't. I hope she winds up like Captain Pike on the original Star Trek. One beep yes, two beeps no. That fucking scumbag bitch deserves all the bad things to happen to her and only her. Well, not only her. It'd be nice if it happened to her entire ****** but it'd be a nice start.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Colin Kaepernick refuses to stand for U.S. national anthem

    That's fallacious. And you should withdraw that statement. Of the 800,000 or so uniformed police officers around the US they make roughly twenty or so contacts with the public every day. That's about 16,000,000 interactions every day. Conservatively that is about 832,000,000 contacts with the...
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    How do you view pornstars that won't do interracial?

    Don't you know? Black people can't be racist.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Tupelo MS anyone? Ladies?

    Yeah, you're not gonna have a great time here. But if you go to pof.com/tupelo I'm sure you'll find something of interest. :)
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    How do you view pornstars that won't do interracial?

    By work I think he means turning tricks while dressed like Beyonce.
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is Aleppo?

    I guarantee that cuntwaffle knows exactly where Aleppo is. She's the one who threw it into anarchy.
  46. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is Aleppo?

    free photo upload
  47. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is Aleppo?

    Aleppo? Isn't that the dog food brand Lorne Greene used to shill for?
  48. Ace Boobtoucher

    The pandering whore I am.

    I think you could have pulled off the upset victory if you'd have started this pandering **** a week earlier. Next year you'll have to do the whip and ne ne on Ellen in order to pander that hard.
  49. Ace Boobtoucher

    Members poll (parody)

    That retarded Finnish craigslist sniper is five dollars richer. Keep your head down Assair.
  50. Ace Boobtoucher

    Who are these reality kings girls?

    Next time post ID requests in the right sub forum. :) Identify / Name the Babe
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