Search results

  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Assari from Havana

    You suck. Your threads suck. Finland sucks.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Old news: Conservative Christian woman Holly Fisher becomes web sensation

    You suck. Your threads suck. Finland sucks.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Confession Time. Spill it!

    I see what you did there, Wade. You have got to be joking if you didn't recognize that reference.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Alfred E. Smith dinner turned ugly tonight

    As a practical Catholic and fourth degree Knight I feel that having the most "Pro-choice" presidential candidate in attendance at a high profile Catholic charities event distasteful. Then again, New York Catholics (any Catholic from the northeast, really) are different from the rest of America's...
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    Sir_Fartsalot memorial thread (parody)

    Way to be original, turd. And we've been over the whole parody thing multiple times. You suck. Your threads suck. Finland sucks.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    South Park's take on the election is so much better than anything else. It's pretty great. Except for that whole "Troll Trace" thing.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Cunty McPantsuit it is. Moving on. What sound makes you the most uneasy? A gagging dog ready to ****? Excessively farting babies? Nothing good will come of that. Someone with a nasty cough in an elevator? Other people's noises in public bathrooms? Your own noises in public bathrooms? A...
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Pornstars with surprising ethnicities

    I read that as "porn stars with surprising ETHICS." Never mind. Carry on with your day.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Five minutes ago Cunty McPantsuit said she wanted to protect toddlers from scary guns and now she wants to protect the right to ****** babies in the womb. I like this new name. How about Pantsuit McCuntface? No. Cunty McPantsuit has a little more flair.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    My cat projectile ******* on me

    You probably deserved it.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fasting could prevent ageing and transform your body

    Eat sensibly and exercise. What's so hard about that? I cut out sugary drinks (except for the occasional ****) and prepare most of my own meals from scratch. Tonight it's fish cakes with remoulade, roasted corn and broccoli. I still can't go without carbs, though.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Info about South Korean porn

    Nothing hotter than a porn chick that looks like Kim Jung Un.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    KFC's Nashville Hot Chicken: Damn it's good!

    Yeah, the ol' fire hole is a good way to keep your ticker going.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Lurkingdirk memorial thread

    Rep due for proper spelling of his name. That asshat is sorely missed.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Confession Time. Spill it!

    I have never eaten a s'more. And I have never wanted to.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    KFC's Nashville Hot Chicken: Damn it's good!

    What's up, brah? You ignore my pure gold review for this hack?!? Enjoy some neg rep, Asshat.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    My girl friend

    I was wrong in my assertion that VV is Kenneth Bone. It's this guy.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ken Bone's online history is actually really sketchy

    I believe VodkazVictim is K-Bone. He's just weird enough. I doubt it's someone like Cmdr. Potatoe, though. He didn't ask anything about contrails, GMOs or any other wing-nuttery that would have tipped us off. Wouldn't it be great if it were somebody truly disturbed like, say......BaconSalt...
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Supa's crack pipe must be too hot to touch. Sorgen über die eigene abgefuckt Land.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016 MLB Thread

    A girl I had a crush on in high school married Zoritec's *******. She keeps posting pictures from Wrigley. I don't have anything to add. I just thought that was pretty cool.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    KFC's Nashville Hot Chicken: Damn it's good!

    KFC gives me diahrea...dhiarea....diharea...diahrrea....THE SHITS. You knew it was coming.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Judge Dismisses Newtown Families' Lawsuit Against *** Maker

    http://fox61.com/2016/10/14/judge-dismisses-lawsuit-by-families-of-newtown-victims-against-remington-arms/amp/
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    That's like saying water is kind of wet. That schmuck is an embarrassment.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    http://twitchy.com/loriz-3139/2016/10/14/unfit-need-more-proof-that-hillary-clinton-started-birtherism-this-bombshell-email-will-do-it-photo/?utm_content=bufferfde56&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer I like twitchy's take on this.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2016/10/13/uh-oh-hillary-aint-gonna-like-this-poll-not-one-bit/?utm_content=buffer9ecf8&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    http://100percentfedup.com/breaking-video-anonymous-video-of-bill-clinton-******-13-yr-old-could-end-it-all-for-crooked-hillary/
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Sorgen um Ihre eigenen verdammten Land. Did that come out right?
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Haiku Battle Thread

    screen shot on windows
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Godzilla Resurgence Trailer (2016)

    11 Leadership lessons learned from Godzilla.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    He's just the worst? Really? Hilldebeast threatened, ******* and eventually paid off Bill's victims since the late 1960s. Hilldebeast has been a corrupt, evil bitch for over forty years. Whitewater. Lewinsky. Everything she's touched in the last twenty years, from healthcare reform to the...
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    NFL '16 Season Thread

    posted image
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    About that unarmed person of color that was shot and ****** because cops **** people of color...

    Have these asshats tried to block traffic in and around Tulsa since the incident? That gets **** done. image hosting websites And by getting **** done I mean someone who's fed up with their whiny bullshit ignores their roadblocks.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    NFL '16 Season Thread

    I'm still waiting for Aaron Hernandez to break out this season.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    http://truthfeed.com/busted-fake-nbc-poll-showing-hillary-up-by-11-points-was-conducted-by-a-hillary-superpac/28809/
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    image hosting 30 mb While I agree the hypocrisy is relevant; the difference is that the people in the photo weren't held to a higher standard, as people running for POTUS should be. Then again, we've as a nation, have set that fucking standard pretty god damn low. Speaking of low, here's...
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    The properly formatted and acceptable polls come from the History Channel and David Icke. YOU KNOW THIS. screenshot tool
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    What Is Your Favorite Cold Cereal?

    I've burned myself out on CT Crunch and am currently deciding betwixt Apple Jacks and Frosted Flakes. Yes, I'm 46. Big whoop. You wanna fight about it?
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    My O-Ring burns like a muh fuh

    O Rings? Red Robin does O Rings better than anybody, with the possible exception of BK. I do make my own O Rings on occasion, but they rarely turn out so good. Wait, this is about your b-hole? You're on your own.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    host images The most damning excerpt, so far, from the wikileaks dump.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    As someone experienced with earpieces, transmitters and receivers I can tell you that people receiving radio messages behave exactly as she did last night. Rapid eye movements, pauses in speech, etc.... or that could have been symptomatic of Parkinson's.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Holy fuck. What was this? Bernie's out, brah.
Top