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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Annoying Broads With Voices That Seem Like An Icepick Shoved Through Your Forehead

    Samantha Bee on TBS. I can't hit the mute button fast enough when they air one of her commercials. Debbie Beetlejuice Schultz is right up there, too.
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    Godspeed Kenny Baker.

    The diminutive actor ****** away. Some sources claim he was 81, while a couple others state he was 83. Regardless of that, his performances always entertained. So long, Kenny Baker. We hardly knew ye. http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/08/r-i-p-kenny-baker-r2-d2-actor-has-died-at-83/...
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    Judicial Watch releases emails detailing relationship between Clinton Foundation and Dept. of State

    Israel owns Hilldebeast? No. That cunt fucking hates Israel and sides with "Palestine" at every opportunity. Your research is flawed.
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    What's Wrong With Hillary?

    What's wrong with Hilldebeast mentally or physically pales in comparison to what's wrong with her fucking soul. That cunt is no good. photo hosting image sharing
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    Why does the U.S. military overwhelmingly favor republicans?

    Most guys I served with couldn't stand the stupid rules of engagement (which were pretty stupid under both Bushes but sacrosanct whenever a democrat is in office). Waiting for someone to fire at you makes no fucking sense. If they have a weapon and make a furtive movement, that should be enough...
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    Christians in Germany ****** to hide bibles amid migrant muslim death threats

    Radical muslims want to **** everyone they disagree with. Moderate muslims want radical muslims to **** everyone they disagree with.
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    Black On Black Homicides

    And just like that, my retarded Finnish sniper is five dollars richer.
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    Julian Assange hints that DNC staffers that were email sources are turning up dead

    Stone cold conspirators more like. She doesn't have the guts to do the dirty work herself. Then again, most politicians don't.
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    What's Wrong With Hillary?

    My money is on Parkinson's or Alzheimer's.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Julian Assange hints that DNC staffers that were email sources are turning up dead

    Loony theory? That woman has proven over the last forty years that she is untrustworthy. The fact she hasn't been convicted only shows a lack of will on the part of investigators and prosecutors. It's the real Clinton machine. Her secret service detail, Arkansas state troopers and the Diplomatic...
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    Julian Assange hints that DNC staffers that were email sources are turning up dead

    So the Clinton Crime ****** strikes again. What's their body count up to now?
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    NFL '16 Season Thread

    I kept flipping between ESPN and NFL network wondering "where in the fuck is the game? " But it took a trip to tumblr to discover the ground crew fuck ed up the turf paint job so badly that the field became unplayable. This is not the most auspicious way to begin the pre-season. But it is...
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    BLACK LIVES MATTER: London Dustup Debut

    Fuck that. Every Monday night I go down to McWilliams and G street and help feed homeless people (the vast majority of them are black) and I've spent the better part of twenty years policing different cities and the majority of disturbance calls I responded to were......take a wild guess. I...
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Red Robin's newest spokesman

    What Alzheimer's thread?
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    BLACK LIVES MATTER: London Dustup Debut

    Fuck Jesse Williams. That cock chugger isn't oppressed.
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    How is obama like Mao?

    You're funny, lady.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    The 2016 Summer Olympics

    I was watching the women's cycling and that Dutch broad looked like she ****** herself on the descent. But she was in stable condition last I checked. That wreck was A-MAZ-ING.
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    Obama authorised 400 million cash random for hostages

    I Think That $400 Million Was A Coincidence In The Same Way That Tarmac Meeting Was.
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    BLACK LIVES MATTER: London Dustup Debut

    They'd garner so much goodwill if they'd just stop being such assholes. And if they would stop the automatic protest mode every time until the facts are in about whatever bullshit event they're angry about.
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    Picture of my new girl friend

    Shouldn't this be in the fiction section?
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Maybe the next batch will delineate how she planned to have Victor Thorn ******. Oh ****, now I've done it. Break out the tinfoil hats.
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    Political Satire

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    BLACK LIVES MATTER: London Dustup Debut

    If those wastes of sperm actually believe that BLM they would patrol the troubled areas of Chicago, DC, LA and the other large urban areas where black on black crime thrives and help stop the problem. Instead they focus on perceived oppression. Are they more likely to be ****** by police? Yes...
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    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    https://imgur.com/gallery/n1VdV This pretty much firmed up my decision.
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    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    The saddest thing I think I've ever seen was an ad on Vegas PBS for a UNLV football game. That's what happens when you hire a high school coach for a college team.
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