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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    CJ Beathard Suspended...

    After Refusing to Stand for “In Heaven There Is No ****” http://www.widerightnattylite.com/2016/9/5/12779312/cj-beathard-suspended-heaven-no-****-iowa-hawkeyes-football Good bit of satire, even if it was from an ISU fan.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    What's Wrong With Hillary?

    No, but the were definitely pandered to.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    The pandering whore I am.

    Take it up with a mod, you diabolical mofo. image hosting 30 mb Hey, instead of Hatin' Ass Spurrier, how about Silky Johnson. That man can ****.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    The pandering whore I am.

    If you win I will modify it accordingly. T̶h̶e̶W̶h̶i̶t̶e̶D̶e̶v̶i̶l̶ Hatin' Ass Spurrier 2016!
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    The pandering whore I am.

    How 'bout now?
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Latino Trump supporter warns of future with 'taco trucks on every corner'

    I beg to differ. Lindo Michocoan, Leticia's and other authentic types of restaurants make some awesome dishes.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    German Jewish leader : "They are spreading fear". But who is he talking about ?

    Will's making a strong bid for the AHOTY. But TWD actually wants it. You can vote for either of these asshats here: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?897879-***Freeones-ASSHAT-OF-THE-YEAR-voting-thread-is-here-bitches!***
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    The pandering whore I am.

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  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    The pandering whore I am.

    I swear I made it 575x100 as per the rules but some asshat adopted the full sized image I posted in the epic AHOTY voting thread, conveniently located beneath my own awesome siggy.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Sin City, Nevada

    What a load of ****. Some of that is true, sure. But there are two million people in the Vegas Valley who would beg to differ. There is more to this community than a tourist or fake-assed journalist's perspective. The public schools definitely need some attention but the parochial schools turn...
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    What would be your theme song?

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  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Your participation in the AHOTY thread is needed.

    Your participation in the AHOTY thread is needed.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    German Jewish leader : "They are spreading fear". But who is he talking about ?

    This topic is like catnip for WillE.Himmler. Sieg Heil, motherfucker.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    My Hawkeyes played pretty good. After they went up 21-0 I thought it wasn't even going to be a contest so I took a ***. Watching the Sooners lose was kinda fun.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    White on white crime

    For a relatively small percentage of the population, black people commit a hugely disproportionate amount of violent crime. And since you're such an idiot I'll explain that disproportionate means a fucking lot.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Black On Black Homicides

    What the fuck would you know about Chicago? I've been all around that city and I've never had a problem.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    The pandering whore I am.

    If we could get an outsider elected; a maverick, if you will; someone not a part of the old boy network, we could make freeones great again. Hatin' Ass White Devil 2016! picture hosting He'll make everything asshatty, of this I'm assured. And I don't picture myself as Tom Selleck. I picture...
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Black On Black Homicides

    Back to the issue at hand. In this Marine's opinion it is Global warming. Or the lack of or presence of air conditioning. Look what a heat wave did in that one Spike Lee movie. What was it "Something's gotta give," or some **** like that? "Must love dogs?" "Romi and Michelle's high school...
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Nah, bro. You asked him. You gotta tell him that ****.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Latino Trump supporter warns of future with 'taco trucks on every corner'

    I see taco trucks all over the Vegas valley. I for one, prefer to go to a taco shack like Pepe's. Best Asada fries ever.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Legislators File Contempt Motion Against McAuliffe Over Felon Voting

    http://dailysignal.com/2016/08/31/in-historic-move-virginia-legislators-file-contempt-motion-against-mcauliffe-over-felon-voting/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=thf-fb Imma just leave this here.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    NFL '16 Season Thread

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  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trying to find a movie

    "Sleepless in Seattle."
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    What Kinda Nuts You Like The Best?

    Adam stole my thunder. Pecans. Smoked almonds in a pinch.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Gene Wilder has slipped the mortal coil.

    https://www.yahoo.com/movies/gene-wilder-lifelong-dedication-making-000000009.html
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Food that sounds vulgar

    Spotted Dick and the Garbage Plate. Wait, that sounds like a good punk band name.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Gene Wilder has slipped the mortal coil.

    I love that he was a fellow Iowa alum. And he didn't forget us. He donated regularly. His philanthropy extended to some meaningful causes relating to women's health, specifically ovarian cancer research. My favorite role of his was Rabbi Avram Belinsky aka The Frisco ***. It was such a sweet...
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Huma's beard busted for sexting again.

    That's right, fool. You should feel ashamed.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trying to find a movie

    I think we're both wrong. It was "Harold and Maude."
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Colin Kaepernick refuses to stand for U.S. national anthem

    Yep what? Will wishes Kaepernick had tits? Or the other less-infuriating portion of his quote?
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trying to find a movie

    No. I think you're confusing that with "Frozen." There was a doggie-style scene in "Frozen," right?
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Colin Kaepernick refuses to stand for U.S. national anthem

    You wish he had tits. Speaking of tits, elsewhere in asshead's interview or presser or whatever, Kaepernick said, "We have a candidate for president, who, if she was anyone else, would have already been in jail." I'm a little torn between loathing him, and hating him a little less. It's a...
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trying to find a movie

    "You've Got Mail."
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Huma's beard busted for sexting again.

    What would you know about women? You like men with tits.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    Gene Wilder has slipped the mortal coil.

    He was 83. I **** Alzheimer's. So long, Jerome Silberman. We Hardly knew ye. https://www.yahoo.com/news/nephew-gene-wilder-star-mel-brooks-movies-dies-192526715.html
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Huma's beard busted for sexting again.

    http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2016/08/28/gross-worlds-worst-***-anthony-weiner-strikes-again/?utm_content=buffer5eb4c&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Colin Kaepernick refuses to stand for U.S. national anthem

    But wait! Global warming is an absolute certainty. At least, that's what I've been told.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Colin Kaepernick refuses to stand for U.S. national anthem

    And wasn't this shithead fined by the NFL for uttering a racial epithet at an opposing player?
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Colin Kaepernick refuses to stand for U.S. national anthem

    Quick question to our resident legal scholar: Was the 1st Amendment written to protect individuals and groups from government oppression or private oppression? A private company or league like, say, the NFL can mandate certain behaviors and decorum without penalty, amirite? Did those shitheads...
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Colin Kaepernick refuses to stand for U.S. national anthem

    Okay, that one was kind of funny. I will now deduct five dollars from my retarded Finnish craigslist sniper fund. Way to ***** the #BLM's bullshit flavored kool aid, Collin Kaepernick. It's probably the only way he'll be relevant this season. A white police officer is 18 times more likely to be...
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    Iowa professor wants school mascot to smile to be more welcoming I wasn't nearly savage as I would have liked to be in the comment section, but I got my point across.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Today's WTF?: Steely Dan and Doobie Bros guitarist Jeff Skunk Baxter is defense consultant

    Steely Dan. That name is hilarious. You know Steely Dan was a steam powered locomotive dildo in some shitty science fiction, right?
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Toy corner

    My craigslist sniper is five dollars richer. Keep your head down, Assair.
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    Juiciest And Tastiest Wieners In Your Town

    Right. Like people fucking talk to you.
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dear Democrats, you deserve your situation

    She could very easily be tried and convicted on corruption charges...........too bad we have a DOJ that looks the other way when it comes to this twatwaffle. She's been crooked since well before Watergate and nobody's done ****(that's not entirely true. People have been willing to come forward...
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