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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Rudy Giuliani just said Clinton campaign called debate commission & asked to not let Broaddrick, Wiley, Jones, and Shelton sit in front row. I was driving to the dog park listening to Hilldebeast lie about paraphrasing "Abraham Lincoln, the fabulous movie directed by Steven Spielberg" in her...
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    Is it possible to grab a woman by the pussy?

    Alright. Hilldebeast is the most disingenuous, incompetent, corrupt, evil, ****-enabling, twat gobbling troll of a human being ever to seek political office. And her actions and words back that up.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Is it possible to grab a woman by the pussy?

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    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    With the exception of the busted office chair; Floyd of Rosedale is the best rivalry trophy in college football.
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    The fuck? Damn site won't let me post an awesome tumblr link. Look up my tumblr, styrogoatse...

    The fuck? Damn site won't let me post an awesome tumblr link. Look up my tumblr, styrogoatse and it's the first post.
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    This made me giggle and I'm a little ashamed to say, I watched it for a solid half hour and it...

    This made me giggle and I'm a little ashamed to say, I watched it for a solid half hour and it didn't get old.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Is "Grab her by the pussy" the new "Fuck her right in the pussy?" Also, Keith Olberman is a cock chugger who can't hold down a job because everyone around him knows he is toxic.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Marvel Avengers: What is your pick?

    Batman. He has the best super power: wealth. Best avenger ever.
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    Is it possible to grab a woman by the pussy?

    Sure. Two in the pink and one in the stink. Carry her around like a bowling ball all day long. Camacho 2016
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hello FreeOnes!

    Make sure to start a stupid poll every week about women you don't work know or have worked with. We all love that.
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    Show your pets!

    So the feast of Saint Francis was the other day. I took Lac3y down to see Monsignor Gordon and have her blessed. how to do a screenshot on a pc Then it turned into an impromptu exorcism when another dog strayed too close to her. She's an asshat sometimes. upload images free
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    Lesbian couple had a ***** with the wrong color

    Is there a right color, you fucking racist asshat?
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    NFL '16 Season Thread

    Racist.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    The people of theTea Party

    People of all race, age, gender and income have attended rallies here. Granted, some of them were leftist muckrakers searching in vain for some examples of racist behavior but they left disappointed.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    Rooting for Florida State is like rooting for syphilis.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    Holy fuck. What did I just read and why do I feel dumber for having done so?
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    He loves that ****. He doesn't acknowledge my brilliance.

    He loves that ****. He doesn't acknowledge my brilliance.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hurricane Matthew

    I wouldn't worry too much. Everybody knows it's the hurricanes with lady names you gotta watch out for. Mostly.
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    Fifteen members popularity poll

    Calm down. It's not like the "winner" gets a lifetime membership at a guys with tits website. And if you had adopted the awesome signature I designed for your historic third AHOTY win I would have kept my promise to stay out of the politics forum. Because I am a man of my word. But you won that...
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    Fifteen members popularity poll

    I'm curious. What is this "AHOY" thread of which you write?
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Please Delete

    I agree. We should DELETE them ALL. Every fucking thread. Start with a clean slate. Anyone who disagrees is a racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, islamophobic ideologue.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hillary's take on Bernie Sanders' suporters

    Your ESL classes. You should get a refund.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Clinton and Trump Scandals

    Yeah, it's fucking hilarious. Trump's "scandals" pale in comparison to the things that shady cunt has done over the last forty years.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fifteen members popularity poll

    Thanks for the heads up, mang. I could have done some lobbying. Sheeit. My boy Shifty gots this hands down.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    Losing to Northwestern at home is worse than losing to NDSU at home. God. Damn. It.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Aesthetic or not: trampoline porn images

    I was just waiting for some asshat to start a trampo-centric thread. Could've been anyone. Just my luck it was Assair. So, yeah. A long frickin' time.
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    Aesthetic or not: trampoline porn images

    Up until the 1950's that device was known as a "Jumpoline." Then Assair's *** got on one. And no. Those are not appealing pictures. It looks like they're wearing hair diapers.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Frisco ***. It's my favorite Gene Wilder movie. His character is so gentle and honest.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    ****** of black unarmed mentally challenged man calls police ; Police shoots her *******

    I'm not seeing the problem here, aside from you not minding your own fucked up country. Asshat. Any cop in any country responding to an EDP (emotionally disturbed person) call is going to be extremely cautious with their safety and the safety of the general public. Once that broad made the call...
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Rival Teams Work Together to Allow Teen With Cerebral Palsy to Score Touchdown

    https://gma.yahoo.com/rival-teams-together-allow-teen-cerebral-palsy-score-051600537--abc-news-topstories.html?bcmt=comments-postbox This. This is the quote I will include for my Trolls Of Freeones Talk 2017 yearbook quote.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Register to vote and you'll automatically be entered into a contest to win a visit with Pusha T. Whoever the fuck that is. Will the pandering ever end? Yes. If she gets in the white house I can unequivocally ensure she will forget about black people entirely. Until the next election...
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    At least his advisors aren't taking the fifth.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    "Pro-Life" Florida christians move to execute women who have an abortion

    Strict Machine is a Pinoy/American Treasure.
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    Christy Mack / War Machine story

    He is now held in High Desert State Prison on a separate probation *********, with his trial, originally scheduled for September 2015, postponed to summer 2016. On July 5, 2016, it was postponed until February 2017. Justice delayed is justice denied.
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    Political Satire

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    Sports Teams You **** The Most

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    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    imagehosting Twelve hours of coverage and this is the only meaningful thing that happened. Trump started out okay with some of the economics stuff but I could see he let Hilldebeast get to him. Her B.S. about her ****** made me uneasy. Her parents didn't send her to Ivy League schools on a...
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Sports Teams You **** The Most

    That's a lotta logos to ****. Don't just copy and paste your ****. Put some effort into it. And it's Minnesota.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Devil's Food: (An Illuminati Trans-Human Slave Agenda)

    It isn't that your retarded pet projects lack merit that we lay it on you pretty thick, Commander. It's that you're such an insufferable asshole about everything.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Tila ******* has the News about WW3, the Illuminati and the Zionists.

    That bitch needs a frying pan to the face. Somebody call Shawne Merriman.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Courtesy of @RealJamesWoods. That guy. He's that guy. how to do a screen shot
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Arnold Palmer has died.

    He was 87. Aaaaaaaaaaaand my day is now ruined. So long, Arnold Palmer. We hardly knew ye. https://www.facebook.com/topic/Arnold-Palmer/106751299362960?source=whfrt&position=1&trqid=-1
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    You're welcome. Don't try to clean your schmeckle with it. That's not how it works.

    You're welcome. Don't try to clean your schmeckle with it. That's not how it works.
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