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The Purdue University - West Lafayette, Indiana. I'll give you two other notable alumni: That Neil Armstrong guy. Yeah, you might have heard of him. And some quarterback named Brees. Boiler Up!

Hey don't be pissed at me because your hip-hop thread blew ass. :thefinger Stop projecting on me...

Worst haiku ever/10

Link posting and life fail/10

It's just an apostrophe too. Just sayin'...

Suicide isn't just an option, I'm afraid it's your only option. Find a tall bridge and practice your swan dives.

I was grading papers earlier while laying on the floor. Whenever I'm doing that, I'm not paying attention to Peyton or Marvin. This is how they react. How do you resist puppy dog eyes? I gave in and took them for a walk. :D (click to enlarge)

Jesus goddamn Christ! Six-years-old and already she needs a tall fuckin' glass of shut up juice! That was just annoying... (the video was shot eight years ago)

You know when you **** up next to a girl and you don't remember her name or whether you've ever seen her before. Furthermore, you can't figure out why you're naked and are also unsure of what sexual acts you might have engaged in. Yeah, that's pretty awkward...

^^ If you weren't a gigantic fucking douche, we wouldn't have a problem. Hip-hop music, really? What in the fucking french toast is that about? You lost some serious respect points today. And I'm definitely not putting out for awhile after that post. Just sayin'...

I see what you did there. You used hip-hop and music in the same sentence. Quite the oxymoron, amirite? Well played, sir.

No fuckin' idea. I've never seen a single film of any of the people listed. High five for me! (I'm a centerfold kind of guy)

MyFreeOnes Favorites: AJ Alexander Amanda Bynes Amanda Hanshaw Amanda Paige Amy Leigh Andrews Autumn Reeser Breann McGregor Brittany Binger Brittany Nicole Bryleigh Rayne Carlie Christine Cassandra Lynn Crystal Stevens Diana Dagota Eryn Ashwyn Gemma Atkinson Gemma Massey Got Gisele Heather Jo...

A few comments: 1. You're a virgin. 2. If you had a girlfriend, you wouldn't need to masturbate everyday. 3. What's normal? Not asking this question. This isn't really something that one dude asks another dude, amirite? 4. What's good? A thick, juicy steak cooked medium rare by a woman who...

Beetle - refers to disgusting bugs and small cars that can be picked up and thrown. Beatle - refers to a member of the greatest fucking band in the history of man. Therein lies the difference. :hatsoff:

I want to go on Dr. Phil just to beat the holy living fuck out of him. If anybody could set this up or **** him for me, I'd be much obliged. Regards.

Women squat/hover over public toilets anyway. This wouldn't be an exception.

It's not really a stadium, but The Indianapolis Motor Speedway is hallowed ground. Speaking of which, my favorite day of the year is less than a week away.

9/10. Hot girl as usual.

Do I have a favorite? Yes. This is a place called heaven.

Your face is a joke. Well, it makes me laugh...

Got Gisele

Wow, some people should be prohibited from reproducing. These parents aren't doing anything to further the human race...

I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's definitely not one of my faves. Just sayin'...

The best soccer defender would be a gigantic fucking wall in front of the goal.

I love Jesse Jane's enthusiasm, but sometimes she needs a tall glass of shut up juice!

Damn, this is even tougher than choosing which boobs are the best. Gotta go with Russell on this one though. You really can't argue with the rings... The easiest sports question to answer would be: Who is the greatest wide receiver ever? The answer is Jerry Rice. There is no other equal. Period.

As opposed to mental castration. I think women can do that...

No fair! :mad: If I had terrific fuckin' boobs and an endearing personality my rep would be higher too. Sorry, but the sex change and the implants aren't worth that much to me...

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For fuck's sake man, it's a movie quote. That's why I put "Big Lebowski... anyone" underneath it. It wasn't serious. Thanks though, Mr. Buzz ****. And you should have said either people or citizens, not peoples. Just sayin'... :sad face: **Waits for neg rep**

I don't need her virginity, the box it came in will be just fine. Thanks, I'll be here all week! Try the veal. :hatsoff:

That is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American please, Dude. (Big Lebowski... anyone)

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Nobody gets more neg rep than I do. Trust me. Plus, I lost some of my rep because of a computer error. I really don't care about rep that much anyway though. I'm up to 72 now. It would be higher, but I don't get repped nearly often enough. Just sayin'...

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You're a double post. VS4X5_-OAE8

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I know what you mean. So trivial...

You left off my wife, Sara Jean Underwood. She's hotter than any of the ones listed. Just sayin'... ^^ Proof :hatsoff:

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Riley Steele, but I'm not ready for a *** yet. That's why you always keep a coat hanger close by... :ban:

There's nothing better than people falling down. The only possible way to improve this video would have been to feature an elderly person as the victim. Good times nonetheless...

Not only did you post in the wrong forum, but you posted too many links. Reading the board rules/10 M5QGkOGZubQ

I'd be very surprised if PEDs or ***** weren't involved. I'm not trying to tromp on a man's grave or or anything, but to die that young of a heart ****** makes me think something else was involved. Just sayin'... RIP, Jose. :very sad face:

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6/10 There is such a thing as too big. Just sayin'...

My Blackhawks will be hoisting Lord Stanley's Cup. That is all. At least one of my Chicago teams can win a championship...

That's great. Now if it didn't taste like motor oil, I might consider ******** it. Give me a Bud Light over that any day. USA! USA! USA!

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