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The wheel was pretty simple too...

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subject & verb agreement/10

8/10 - :( I like the little puppy L3ggy better...

Wrong forum/10 Go take a few laps around your city or slam your head in the toilet. You can choose, I can't be bothered to keep people in line all of the time...

I could be in you earlier than that if necessary... :nanner:

I was being generous, but I guess you're right. NASCAR and the PGA Tour both have better followings than MLS or even the Premiere Leagues in terms of viewership in this country. I suppose that even furthers my point. We'd rather watch left turns than men kicking and chasing a ball...

Just something for the rest of the world to keep in mind: if we wanted to be great at soccer as a country, we could. If our best athletes didn't pursue other sports and focused on soccer, we would be extremely competitive. Imagine if Kobe, Lebron, A-Rod, Chad Ochocinco, and others had played the...

Fight Club, simply because it doesn't star that walking popcorn fart Keanu Reeves...

Oh, I thought this was going to be about a bad Creed concert in South Africa...

Moaners, as long as it isn't over the top (i.e. Kagney Linn Karter). If a girl screams in bed, she's going to get punched. Don't startle me when I'm naked. And dirty talking would just make me uncomfortable.

Scarlett Johansson, I'd probably choose her over water or oxygen too...

Okay, you're not completely dead to me. :D

Tldr. USA! USA! USA!

I don't know if I should be honored or offended. You're trying too hard to hide your affection for me though. :D You should just put your true feelings out there... On topic, I've always wondered how they find the women. Where's that sign-up sheet? Whenever I ask women if they want to get paid...

Fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda sold separately...

Also, don't forget to check the little box that says show signature. I can't rate what is not there. Luckily, I can scroll up and see your siggy. :tongue: 9.5/10

A vacation? From what? This is my incredulous face, that's what that look is for. What the fuck do you do anyway other than pose with hot, naked women all of the time? :tongue: iKa68kWkP48

That's how Whimsy and I show affection. When I berate and belittle him, it just means that I heart him very much. :lovecoupl He knows that. My sigs feature beautiful women, period. Maybe you shouldn't always focus on the boobs so much. :2 cents: Just sayin'... You still get a 7 though. :tongue:

Pot meet kettle. Every single one of your sigs feature four or five frames. Usually a few of them are of a woman (that obnoxious Kimmie you're so fond of) and a couple are of cartoon characters or other objects. The difference is that mine just consistently feature hot women. Yours don't.

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Wrap it in duct tap? :dunno:

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7/10 - minus a point for every cartoon character looking thing on your siggy. Grow up, Peter Pan!

An Autumn Reeser, Rachel Bilson, and Olivia Wilde lesbian threesome.

Really? Have you had your vision checked? I'm in love with my wife, Sara. (click to enlarge)

Telling another member to "fuck off" definitely constitutes flaming. And the thread has nothing to do with how much rep you receive in a day. Way to pay attention though...

If she had done this to me while I was watching the Hawks, she would be missing more teeth than Duncan Keith when I got through with her. :mad:

So I was meant to reflect on the fact that a thread I posted in the games section was unnecessary? :dunno: Good call by you. Flaming is against the board rules, and a post like that will likely get you a meeting with the ban hammer. Maybe you should reflect on that... And if you didn't care...

^^ Dirk's awesomeness quotient is only at 66. I always knew I was superior and now that is supported mathematically. And if you post that give-a-fuck meter in another one of my threads I'll stab you in the throat. Alisa doesn't get to play (see what I did there :tongue:) because she has boobs...

Thanks for the neg rep! :hatsoff: You almost set me back 10 points...

GoodFellas, but I love both movies.

I'm up to 79.33. That's an improvement. God, (Allah, Jehovah, Xenu) help you people if my number ever decreases....

I just had some unbelievable homemade guacamole. Good times...

Gracias for the rep! :hatsoff:

And you're done. You're not supposed to post more than five links in a thread in a 24 hour period. Reading the board rules/10 EDIT: Look at Maley gettin' all moderation like up in this thread. Sexy, sexy. Do you need to borrow my ban hammer?

Once I couple this with my perpetual motion machine I'll have all of the tools in place for world domination. You've been warned...

***** Motorsport 3. That game never gets boring.

Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet. Heywood Banks does a great song about this statue: f0OxLXe5YnQ

Coincidentally, that's also his weight in hectograms...

Every girl I've ever been with has always looked at my dick and said, "Er... it's okay, really. Size doesn't matter anyway." I guess I'm living the good life...

[Interrupting] It doesn't matter what you're the champion of!

My title is The People's Champion; you will address me as such. Your Excellency or El Conquistador are also acceptable.

More Hitomi pics: http://imageban.net/show/2010/06/10/bh46w9c2h38u3h68395h81v67g8h6cn8m/jpg

Is there any way that we can execute both of them for this?

Sir Roger Moore was the only true James Bond. Everyone after him has been completely rubbish. [/trebus]

I would say that this belongs in the joke thread, but it's not funny.

In the talk threads you cannot post a picture in a thread unless you are the first poster (thread starter) or you own the rights to the picture that you are posting. In other words, if you want someone to see a picture and you're not the thread starter, you're better off posting a link.

I think we have a case of dyslexia and jumbled sentence order. I think the OP's original intent was Who is your best (favorite) porn star? I could be wrong of course, but that translation damn sure makes more sense than the first post.

All right, two laps around your city is the punishment you receive for wasting my goddamn time. Get started! :mad: