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John was one of the all-time great Boilermakers. He will indeed be missed. As great as he was as a basketball coach, he was an even better person. Truly a sad day for sports fans everywhere...

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That literally made me cringe; it almost hurt to read this. I feel for the guy. The woman should have been shot on the spot. Ripping off a man's testicle is more painful than ***** birth. Take that, bitches! :tongue:

Aw, fuck it. This one sounds like a porn title... 5LuH0ywYVQc

I remember watching this at my Grandma's house when I was growing up. What a great show. She'll be missed. :sad face:

That is the last time you will sing a Gin Blossoms' song on this board. Seriously. Don't do that again if you value your life... :mad:

The only defect with this woman is that she's dating Jason Kidd. :wtf: Really? How the fuck did he manage that?

Okay, I'm going to post some pictures of one of my recent favorite Playmates Hope Dworaczyk. You tell me if you think these are heavily airbrushed. They look relatively natural to me... :dunno: (click to enlarge)

... have I ever really been serious, ***. :batman:

One of my favorite Death Cab songs. The intro really sets up the song. bVNAljC2kKM

I don't agree with you often (read ever), but that was well put. I'm a fan of Playboy - all of my siggy ladies are either POTM or CGOM - but I have never and will never pay for any of their content.

8/10

I lost my virginity in about 13 seconds on prom night. I doubt an experienced porn star would enjoy that. Just throwin' that out there...

Ugh. Ugly game all around for the Hawks. It might have gone to overtime, but we were never really in this one at all. This wasn't what I wanted to see from a team who had been excelling on the road. It'd be nice to take a 3-1 lead back to the UC. But it won't happen with a repeat of tonight's...

Don't worry, your previous 423 could be described the same way. :hatsoff:

14 within the last month or so. It doesn't go back farther than that.

Bit of a stretch there. No points awarded. :tongue: I prefer new tabs as well.

Yes, that is funny. You aren't the know all of humor and comedy. You're nobody. If I say it's funny, then goddamn it, it is.

5/10. She might be hot, but the picture looks as though it was taken from several miles away. So who knows...

That must be why all the middle school **** I taught talked nonstop about both shows. So, I see your :2 cents: and raise you :2 cents: of my own. Back at ya, ho! :tongue:

I wouldn't have stopped at just fat. She has plenty of room on that tent awning of a shirt to point out that she's also unattractive, has idiotic facial piercings, has an ugly hairstyle and purse, wears bad jewelry, and has a distasteful tattoo. Yeah, all of that would fit.

Both pale in comparison to my favorite ********* cartoon: Doug. They don't make 'em like that anymore...

I got $20 that says one of you fucks won't jump in and see how deep it is. Any takers?

Pic posting and life fail/10

Religion, lolz. How quaint...

Yeah, I did lose some rep once. I don't usually bring it up though. It wasn't that big of a deal, really. I'm sure people mysteriously lose 9K all the time. It didn't bother me, just rolled right off my back. It certainly doesn't haunt every waking moment or keep me from ******** at night. Not...

One neg rep? Meh, that's nothing. Nobody gets neg repped more than I do. Guaranteed.

How the fuck does that even happen? Leave it to a Scotsman to figure out how...

Apostrophe fail/10

^^ Here's the difference. She was loudly booed on pole day for throwing her team under the bus after a poor qualification attempt. She's been lucky enough to have great equipment for most of her career. You don't publicly blame the team and everyone else when you struggle even if it is partially...

No/10

Got Gisele as a brunette. Yes, I agree - it is the hottest thing you've ever seen.

Conway's crash was almost right in front of our seats. I turned just as his car hit the fence. It was one of the worst accidents I've seen in person. I like watching wrecks as much as the next guy, but I prefer the kind where the driver climbs out and waves to the crowd. I'm a little...

This isn't the "post naked girls and attempt to add a funny caption" forum. It's the "funny pictures" forum. This picture is not funny nor is your caption. Congratulations, most people don't fail twice in the same post.

Did someone steal the humor too? It damn sure isn't in this picture...

Yikes, I'll take option D: none of the above.

Re: Tara Reid reveals new bikini body after 'repair work' to fix botched surgery That girl is an absolute **** show. She has literally done absolutely nothing since the American Pie franchise. She's an unattractive ***** who doesn't even deserve what little spotlight she already has. Oh yeah...

Even though it's a joke, this post in the forum was pretty interesting:

^^ You're not supposed to attach pictures unless it's the first post in a thread. Now, if you host them on another website (imagehost, imagebam), and then post the links here, that's acceptable. The mods just get irritated if you attach pictures in the talk forum after the first post.

Where is the funny hiding? I can't see it...

No, they have much better grammar and punctuation skills than the fucktards on here. :tongue:

Re: Anyone got more pictures like this? (Girls sunbathing) I think that this thread is sort of what you're looking for. It's not the same, but it's close enough.

Re: Jenna Jameson in the shower Nope, I could never get the camera working when she came over. The peephole worked fine though...

No to both. I'm not fucking Leonidas nor do I want your sloppy seconds.

10th grade Language Arts (English to those of you who are euphemistically challenged) teacher. Go me.

Saw 26

Fixed! :thumbsup:

I'm an 8-9. My looks compensate for the fact that I'm an absolute jackass to be around. It's not intentional, I'm just better than everyone else... :dunno:

Riley Steele. Jesse is a little too over the top for me.

Okay, that wasn't funny, interesting, or worth the 1:40 that I could have spent more productively by stapling my head to the carpet.