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I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany...

^^ Yeah. That would be perfect. :bowdown: To the rest of you: feel free to thank (**cough**rep**cough**) me for that. You're welcome :hatsoff:

Tits or GTFO!

He was having a contest with LeBron to see who could exert the least amount of effort during a playoff game...

No, my rants are louder and much more incomprehensible than that. Plus, I usually throw objects or small ******** during the course of my argument. That guy is an amateur. He could probably stand to cut down on the espresso though...

That's your user title, and it will change to something new for every 10 posts that you make. When you reach 10,000 posts, you get to make your own. Mine does not change. I am awesome.

Rep points are largely irrelevant. That's why I'm not the least bit concerned about them. Seriously.

Germany is also a profile of Catwoman with her face being on the left side.

You're trying to have an intelligent conversation on FreeOnes where people back up their ideas with actual facts? The fuck... I win arguments by yelling the loudest and the longest. That doesn't translate very well to here.

Why is there a goddamn apostrophe in the title? :mad: What exactly are they possessing?

I've never used lube on myself before. Ever. The only time I've used it is to rub it on a girl or have her rub it on my condom. So I guess that getting a pussy scented lube would be redundant - it's going to end up in there anyway...

If we went to war for oil, I feel very cheated...

Dirk and I have done some things that would make Max Hardcore say, "Wow, that's fucked up." But as most of the acts are ******* in 58 countries, I cannot say anymore. Rest assured though, the trained chimpanzees and Korean servant ****** were not harmed...

I haven't really had a bad job yet. During college I was a restaurant manager. Now I teach 10th graders. The worst thing I have to deal with is students who don't want to learn Shakespeare and could give a fuck less about gerunds and infinitives...

Gabrielle Union. All day. I would sell the rest of you into ****** slavery in Siberia in exchange for a night with her.

Fuck it, I'll just use them both. I do like the bottom one better though. Just sayin'...

8/10 for the doggy. :)

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Nope, the only way you can view video on the iPhone is through iTunes or the YouTube app. Flash video is disabled. I'm pretty sure you can do it if you mod your phone, but that voids all your warranties, jeopardizes your chances of getting the phone replaced, and may prevent you from having...

Good footy video too... ejkkfntmUTU

Hey, remember back when Greece was a major world power. Yeah, me neither... :o

I really hope that's supposed to be a chocolate filled croissant...

Wait, what? You want a video of a girl shooting a ping poll ball from her ass into a guy's mouth? Why in the fuck do you want that? Where is the payoff? That isn't a fetish it's a goddamn psychological condition....

For the record, I chose the left. I heart brunettes... :lovecoupl

Fixed! :thumbsup:

Damn, Vancouver has to **** Byfuglien. Another goal, and that one was the clincher. If Niemi gives up four goals with nine minutes left he should be shot. Hawks movin' on to the WC finals, baby! :celebrate:

Shorthanded goal for the Hawks! That's it, that's all. Game over. Drive home safely.

It's invisible to the naked eye? :dunno:

Avatar: Got Gisele as a brunette. Yes, I agree, it is the hottest thing you've ever seen. Signature: Tasha Nicole. She has a fantastic ass... :dunno:

Okay, well make sure you get Wrigley and the Cubs while you're at it. 2-9 in our last eleven games. I'm already talking about next year... I was looking forward to spooning... :shy:

:thefinger :banger: :party:

Yep, they don't make 'em like that anymore.

This is my favorite. There isn't any cost to join and the only downsides are the bandwidth and download restrictions.

Yeah, Wikipedia called, and they'd like you to cite your sources next time. :wave:

This is like choosing between a delicious, thick porterhouse steak and a hamburger. Ember Reigns by a long shot.

Hawks need to close it out in Vancouver tonight. I don't like our odds if we have to return home to The United Center for game seven. We've been able to get it done on the road. Let's hope that trend continues tonight.

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old, wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. :dunno:

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I'm pretty sure that if you just **** her, everything will be fine. Australia is a barbaric state anyway. I'm sure nobody will notice the loss of one person amidst all of the chaos and anarchy...

She's perfect. When she nags at you (and she will because she's female), you won't be able to understand any of it. That makes ignoring her that much easier. Plus, as she's French, she's probably submissive in bed. Those fuckers have mastered the art of surrendering...

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Jod was joking. He's a (reasonably :D) competent guy who was just making a humorous remark. It wasn't meant to be taken seriously. C'mon, you've been here long enough to know that by now, right? Hell, my first comment was more idiotic than his...

Abortion - Yay Homosexual marriage - Nay Gays in the military - Nay Death penalty - Yay Socialized healthcare - Nay Higher taxes for the wealthy - Nay Arizona's new immigration policy - Yay Fake boobs - Yay Ask me anything threads - Nay The DH rule - Nay 68 teams in the NCAA tourney - Nay

Those women live before Isaac Newton invented gravity, thus there wasn't any sagging.

8.5/10 - Just a big sweety...

8/10 - not bad for a Whimsical production...

I'll bet French porn stars are very submissive... (Get it? It's a surrender joke.... You know... because the French fail at war... Okay, never mind.)

Sure, avoid Cardiomyopathy. It leads to arrhythmia or sudden cardiac death. :thefinger

3/10 - Is the girl on the right supposed to be stretched like that? :dunno:

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Classic. :hatsoff: CMNry4PE93Y