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Awesome. Yet another ad to get me pumped for the World Cup. Seriously, it can't get here quick enough. I have my Altidore jersey ready to go. 18 days and 23 hours left. USA! USA! USA! Here's another one of my favorite commercials for the WC. sXlBSlyU8xY

I think that maybe someday you'll post something that is relevant or interesting. As of yet, that hasn't occurred. 5hfYJsQAhl0

Seriously. YhkNLHictW8

Nest door? Is she a goddamn bird? You're like the worst troll ever. Seriously. The **** you say is very unimaginative, and it doesn't make any fuckin' sense. Hopefully, you'll be ****** soon.

What the fuck is a wive?

5/10

8/10 Go Hawks!

You're not kidding. It was a little awkward for awhile... :shy:

Lucy Pinder called, and she wanted me to tell you: [/thread] here, here, or here

Your gay shows all the damn time.

So, do I have to buy my free t-shirt for reaching 5,000 posts or what? :dunno: It's going to be very hard for me to model it if it never ends up on my doorstep. Just sayin'.

Pac-Man is 30 years old! :eek: That's a helluva long time to be chased by demons. Just ask Robert Downey Jr.

Seriously, if the OP was in front of me right now, I'd stab him in the throat. That's not a joke...

Seek psychiatric help? :dunno:

For fuck's sake, man. This thread has been done ad nauseum. A simple search would have yielded multiple results. I'll give my standard response to this question: Autumn Reeser and Rachel Bilson

9/10 It's Got Gisele. The link was her FO bio which claims that her bobs are real. Are you going to argue with that? :tongue:

8/10. Doggy!

^^ Oh yeah, I've got better pictures than that... :tongue: You're welcome. :hatsoff: I don't care what they did, I'm not kicking them out of my house. Just sayin.'

According to her FreeOnes bio, you're wrong. You'd better apologize...

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2/10

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Her name is Naomi. That's I moan backwards...

Suicide is your only option... What?

Sara Jean Underwood :lame:

The Postal Service and Death Cab for Cutie.

Even if you had the 1:25 to waste, throwing rocks at orphans would be a better use of your time.

I'm seen and own all of them (rent and burn, high five) because I'm an idiot. The first one is by the far the best. Each sequel has been increasingly far fetched and detached from the original. In other words, they've progressively gotten worse.

I think that if you posted an interesting or relevant video, the universe would implode cataclysmically. Fortunately, that's not likely to happen. Ever.

Who the fuck are you? ::interrupts:: It doesn't matter who you are!

:popcorn: This is great. I hope one of them gets ******...

Is Alisa's little lap dog. (yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap)

Nah, he's my brah. Plus, he knows I'd beat the fuck out of him. :tongue:

You have to make sure that is an animated gif file. That's very important. Then, you need to upload it to a site that allows animated gif files to be hosted (i.e imagehost.org). The problem is that your animated file can still only be 19.5 KB in size. If it's larger than that, you can't use it...

Nowadays, probably a total of four beers a week on average. I don't ***** nearly as much as I did during college. I was going out four or five nights a week during my Junior year. :eek: I'm just not much of an alcoholic anymore. :( Getting a real job with responsibilities matured me a little.

Hey, at least you understand the concept of irony. That's more than I say for most of the people on here.

Mike Birbiglia :hatsoff: vyFPBfVbCsQ

Yep. You do realize that's Got Gisele as a brunette, right? That has been scientifically proven to be the hottest life form known to man. She's at least six bazillion times hotter than your precious Kimmy.

Every time she comes to town she pulls a train...

Damn, if you're going to post a pictures of yourself, it should have been this one or this one. Wow... :batman:

Okay, yes. Your ass (and I'm sure the rest of your body) looks great. I wouldn't argue about that. And I'm sure you're a very attractive woman with an engaging personality. But I still don't want your goddamn underwear. No offense to you though, I don't want anyone else's either. My girl has...

You can find PDF files of Playboy, trust me. I have a few of them - mainly the ones featuring my wife, Sara. I can't say how I came upon them (yeah, pun intended) because of the board rules, but they're out there.

Yeah, but she has six posts. It doesn't do anything. Your number won't change. And if it makes you feel better, she did the same to me. I neg repped her back though. I'm a small, vindictive person at heart. :hatsoff: She's going to need thicker skin to stay around here. If I neg repped everyone...

Apartheid is an anagram of A Trap, Hide. I'm not sure if there's a connection there, just merely commenting...

Not only would I not buy them, I would assassinate the person who did and desecrate his carcass via teabagging Halo style. I know this is a fetish for some people (the fuck knows why), but it's just weird to me. Call me crazy... (Isn't this considered advertising? I'm not suggesting that we ban...

What the fuck? Nobody died. :mad: When you said "Tornado forms in front of car" I expected to see the funnel cloud drop directly in front of them. That didn't happen here. Boo... "I'm not getting out of the fucking car." See more proof: bitches be crazy. It's a goddamn tornado, lady. You aren't...

Oh, boy, I would punish you. I see you caught me on a good day. All of my tattoos and eye makeup are visible. High five! Yeah, how do you not like L3ggy. He's a cute little puppy doggy. I don't think I see eye-to-eye with anyone. Mainly because the rest of you are so short. I probably do...

Wait, people on phones can't rep me? Are we working on this problem? :D

Fuck the Habs! :mad: Go Hawks! Can I have Jane instead?

It's even harder to love peg-legged, parrot loving, scurvy stricken, eye patch wearin' homosexuals. Fuck, that's just downright impossible...