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:scream: Who let the dogs out? (woof, woof, woof, woof):scream: Okay, I'll stop now. 9/10.

This guy is a fuckin' jackass. Feel free to ignore or beat him with sticks. He is in no way representative of the kind people who generally inhabit FreeOnes.

Aw, man. You're getting all mushy on me. :******: I heart you too, Bear. I am a jackass. Fact. None of you are big or bad enough to do anything about it. Fact. Short and simple. Very much my style. Much better. Sesame Street would be proud of your rhyming ability... It is all about me. I'm...

I'm more of a silk man myself...

I've been punching random women in the boobs for years now. Even the ones without implants have complained. Seriously, what the fuck is that about? Suck it up, ladies. If you have an A cup, get it fixed. I'm not staring at small boobs for the rest of my life. Just sayin'...

What, you couldn't rhyme? You aren't Cummings. Try harder next time, douche!

I would stomp you into the ground, Bear! :hatsoff:

You're still bitter, aren't you? It's okay, I know you have more to say. Here, I'll set you up: he believes in Jesus... Lolz :1orglaugh What in the fuckin' french toast is that about? :dunno: Awesome. Rep for that. EDIT: After I spread it out first. Well, that or learn how to manipulate the...

Not your best material. Seriously. I honestly expected more out of you. I feel like you let the team down today. Good ending though, very well put. I especially liked the part where you put the "you" after the "fuck." Yeah, good times...

I fuckin' **** that guy. :mad: Evidently I missed a similar thread, but I felt like it needed to be recreated properly. Feel free to insult and berate me at your leisure (lightheartedly of course). And I promise to return the favor. It's open season on me. Clearly, I dish it out more than I get...

Lindsay Marie

No, I missed it. :mad: If people are going to do that, they need to make sure that I'm online to see it. I feel like I let the team down. :( Philbert told be me about the thread, but evidently it was deleted. It must have been pretty good if they had to completely get rid of it. That makes me...

Since you didn't specify or elaborate on the thread title or its intention, I'm going to assume that we're ******* you. In that case, I'm taking the ***** and stabbing you through your throat. Then I'm going to take the rope and tie you upside down from a street light. Then, for the coup d'état...

You know, I've never once in my life heard anyone say that they missed or enjoyed Limp Bizkit. Nobody reminisces about their good ol' days (lolz, there weren't any). Seriously, they could have just stayed away, and nobody would have cared or noticed.

Lies! You haven't said anything worthwhile since I've been here. I doubt that would have changed last night. Just sayin'. That's the situation...

You know what your problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal... This song is for you, courtesy of Henry Phillips: KaUuHb0pqUk

Sorry, I'm employed.

Did you really post a message on my wall telling me that you had replied? Are you seven? The meaning of your post was ambiguous. Perhaps you should work on expressing your thoughts, college boy (Philosophy :1orglaugh). Also, it doesn't matter if you neg rep me because you don't have any rep...

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8/10 - Boobs or GTO!

Because she's black, right? :tongue:

Princess Jasmine. Hawt!

Fuck, if I had a dollar for every time I wanted to do that... Sometimes the road rash isn't a bad as listening to a woman bitch incessantly. If he's in a ****, then at least he doesn't have to hear her anymore.

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Thanks for the rep. That dumb **** pisses me off. :hatsoff:

Really? What are they suing for? It's a privately owned establishment, it's not a fucking public park. You don't get to behave however you want just because you paid for a room. If you're being a nuisance, they have a right to remove you. It's really as simple as that. They broke **** in the...

She's is a contraction of she is, thus it's perfectly acceptable to use it in this case. It's not being used as a possessive. There's nothing wrong with what he wrote unless you have a problem with "She is a woman." Maybe you're the one who requires some more schooling. Or any at all. You...

Jesus fucking Christ on a crutch, man. I wish I could revoke some people's freedom of speech, particularly when they ***** it. This video states the rest of my opinions perfectly, and you don't even have to download it. :hatsoff: 5hfYJsQAhl0

Are you fuckin' kidding me? Why not just log in when you first get to the site? Then you have nothing to worry about. It's not rocket surgery...

Yes, he did. And he also went to Indiana State (fuck that, Boiler Up!) and played in his prime while I was in diapers. I like Larry Legend, but I never rooted for him. Reggie Miller is my Indiana basketball god. :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: He is and will always be my favorite basketball player...

Think logically, douche. If you could download everything right away, then what would be the point of the goddamn trial period? You could just spend 48 hours downloading content and then be done. No, it doesn't work like that because that would be a poor business model. The trial will probably...

I absolutely fucking **** the Celtics. I **** KG (anything is not possible, docuhe), I **** their jerk off fans, I **** their jerk off tradition, I **** their jerk off coach. Really, I just **** the whole goddamn city. I'll root for whoever the Celtics are playing even if that means that I have...

Good point. The best teams may not always win, but that doesn't means that the Habs and Flyers don't deserve to be there. :2 cents: It was great to see the Hawks take game one today. This team has really showed up to play on the road during the playoffs. I'm a little worried about how we'll...

I think it's fuckin' stupid. I think it's over the size limit. And I think you should be shot for ********* the board rules. How goddamn hard is it to make a siggy within the goddamn allowable dimensions?

My ex and I did not. It ended up being one of a few reasons why we didn't stay together. I told her I would go to church with her whenever she wanted, but she couldn't get over the fact that I didn't believe. Oh well, what are you going to do, right?

You couldn't possibly handle all of my four inch dick...

As fake as my interest in what a woman has to say. But when I was in middle school and high school, I watched it religiously. After The Rock and Stone Cold left, I haven't paid any attention to it. Used to be entertaining though... es9qjiuHwtc

Now, if she could fit another one in there sideways, she'd know what it was like to take my dick... :hatsoff:

Easy. All of them. Worst genre of movies, period.

Yeah, good thing for Taylor that his record is clean and he has no past record of impropriety... :rolleyes: Dude is guilty.

Re: White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was not whit I didn't vote for anything, fucktard. And I seriously doubt that you're qualified enough to drive a forklift.

So, she's trying to figure out if it truly is the the real thing? :dunno:

Goddamn it! :mad: I **** agreeing with you...:fight:

Re: White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was not whit Would anyone be terribly upset if I ran the OP over with a bulldozer? Didn't think so...

You provided no links or poll. The fuck... Thread fail/10

You only have 26 posts, thus... M5QGkOGZubQ

I think that it ******** the board rules. And if you do it, I'm going to beat the living goddamn dog **** out of you. We speak American on this board. Do not deviate from that or else... :mad:

Prague. Oh, that's just wishful thinking. Ideally the NBA folds, but I digress...

How about avatar and member both... :shy: