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My team hasn't won a WS in nearly 102 years. We have the third highest payroll in baseball and we're five games under .500. That's not stress that just fucking annoying. It makes me want to curb stomp starving orphans.

I **** that we don't shoot ******* aliens on the spot.

I use the same password for everything. It's 16 characters long - 8 random digits mixed in with 8 random upper and lower case letters. Good luck with that.

You do realize that most of those are staged, right? They might act as though they've never met, but it's just that - an act.

Re: Your favorite porn 'one hit wonders'??? Right Said Fred

Fucking ****** cunt bubble

Picture posting fail/10

Not porn. 90% of my posts are about something else. I joined this site because of the funny pictures thread even though I don't post there very often anymore. Very few of my posts are in the babes or favorite fetishes section. I mostly just come here to **** people off. Says the guy with...

That's not a semicolon, it's a colon. It was also used properly. Plus, your use of the contracted form of "there is" was incorrect. You should have said "there was" instead. It doesn't make sense contextually otherwise. You are the last person who should give anyone else advice on grammar.

Yeah, that's clearly the same as people on here with with several hundred GB porn collections. Silly me for not seeing the obvious similarity there...

A very small shoebox at best. I don't get why some people hoard porn on their computer. Go play outside or something...

Re: best bubble butt? Jayden Jaymes

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8/10

Hope Dworaczyk or Sara Jean Underwood

So, closed in 3...2...1...

I'm not one to brag, but I can draw a pretty mean staircase with an Etch-A-Sketch.

Asking for porn passwords is a great way to meet the ban hammer. If any of the mods need to borrow mine, let me know. This douche needs to go. Just sayin'...

Not unlike a miniature candy bar, he was fun-sized. Do you suppose caskets are cheaper for people of smaller stature?

Got Gisele is a cam model. Thus by the associative property, cam models are hot.

I guess we'll never know what Willis was talkin' bout...

3/10

That's what she said. :tongue:

9/10

I'll pick her up in my Volkswagen bus. A little bit of ********** and she'll be good to go...

0/10. Cartoon vagina, really? :wtf: And your sig is going to be deleted because it's larger than the size restrictions. Read the board rules...

There's no such thing as repping me too much. :D

Okay, two things: 1. Who the fuck dressed the ***? His parents deserve to be beaten. 2. Is that doll showing some under boob? That's just wrong.

That guy on the Staples commercials that yells about low prices. :mad: He makes me want to curb stomp orphans.

Technically, your avatar can only be 80x80. So doubling it would be 160x160. Profile pics can be 100x100. Just sayin'...

It was a waste of 54 seconds. Unless someone dies, it's not a fail. Don't tease me like that. :mad:

Or, as we said in college, get her before the grass does...

The fuck are you? :dunno: Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart, Frank. Way to work it through.

How else does she fucking eat if she can't swallow? :dunno:

Give me a big glass of ice cold water instead. Nothing is more refreshing on a hot day.

You mean the girl in my siggy, right? Yeah, I'd dropkick babies for a chance to have my way with her for an evening. The fuck is Peter Andre? :dunno:

9/10

8/10 - Tits or GTFO!

I **** to be the bearer of bad news, but at least half of the pictures you've inundated the boards with have been posted multiple times before. And why the fuck don't you comment on the picture in your first post? Why the double post? That irritates me.

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I only watch US soccer and we blow. So I'm going to go in a different direction. The 1908 Chicago Cubs. Tinker to Evers to Chance. Three finger Brown and the Merkle game. Good times...

Red Sawx

Quit using my goddamn lines you useless slab of gutter trash. :mad: Don't make me ***** a bitch...

FAPy64IgG58 Listen to the first verse and chorus (0:30- 1:16).

You're not werewolves. Quit acting like fucking idiots.

Generally, clicking the add poll box at the bottom of a page when creating a thread leads to a poll being created. Just throwing that out there...

Dirk started out by stalking small ******** who liked boobs? :dunno:

Lolz. Is this about gay marriage or cigarettes. You silly Brits...

I **** when people confuse screen saver and desktop background. :mad: Yeah, that irritates me. They are not the same.