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  1. Ace Bandage

    If a God Exists.......

    I'll never understand why people try so hard to convince others to see religion the same way that they do. Has anyone on FreeOnes ever actually changed their viewpoint after one of these discussions? That would be a no. Dave Barry said it best: People who want to share their religious views...
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    Water balloons. Anyone else still love them?

    It's even funnier is you lace them anthrax. Good times...
  3. Ace Bandage

    Best "Natural-looking" fake tits

    Breann McGregor: (click to enlarge)
  4. Ace Bandage

    Best Link for HQ Pics

    This: (click to enlarge, then click on the image to zoom)
  5. Ace Bandage

    Did you know?! FreeOnes Facts!

    How many points does it take to buy Got Gisele? I've been saving for awhile now...
  6. Ace Bandage

    Logging In Too Many Times...

    You two need to stop ******** the bong water. That would probably solve your problem...
  7. Ace Bandage

    Pics of Girls with Guns / Guns and Poses

    Re: post your pic of Girls with Guns only Kathleen Edge (click to enlarge)
  8. Ace Bandage

    Freeones Appreciation

    My only problem is that there aren't enough arbitrary polls, religious debates, and political discussions.
  9. Ace Bandage

    If a God Exists.......

    So you're admitting that you're wrong? Good to know. :hatsoff: I see you haven't figured out how to embed videos. The Interwebz can be confusing right, Chief?
  10. Ace Bandage

    If a God Exists.......

    As I suspected, nothing you say is ever relevant. I'm an atheist too, but it's embarrassing to be on the same side as you. Your arguments are just fundamentally retarded. I wish you would stop posting. You're really giving the rest of us a bad name. People are going to think that all...
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    If a God Exists.......

    5hfYJsQAhl0
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    I'd ride her:-)

    Some people are into some fucked up ****...
  13. Ace Bandage

    Want a FreeOnes Webcam?! Check Inside!

    :*****: Let me know when you change it up. I've seen that too many times already. You're like a one trick pony...
  14. Ace Bandage

    What's the fastest you've cum and who made you do it?

    Wow, the ladies must love you, Rico. :D Which do they laugh at more: the size of your dick or your longevity? That's probably a toss-up, right?
  15. Ace Bandage

    Lost a friend and ****** member this week

    We got a poodle when I was five years-old and kept him until my freshman year of college. Toward the end, he had trouble walking and had pretty bad cataracts in both eyes. One day, my *** decided to put him down, and did so on a day that we were all out of the house. She knew it was best for him...
  16. Ace Bandage

    If a God Exists.......

    To be clear, we all believe in the awesome power of Xenu, right?
  17. Ace Bandage

    looking for some pictures

    You might consider using the search function next time. There are plenty of threads already devoted to this topic. That being said, I don't understand why people have to be so rude to the newbies...[/irony] Here's my wife, Lindsay Marie: (click to enlarge picture, then click on image on...
  18. Ace Bandage

    you don't always have to f*ck her hard

    :sing:I'm gonna Fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly:sing:
  19. Ace Bandage

    If a God Exists.......

    Feel free to examine my posts for spelling errors. I might have made an occasional grammatical mistake (highly unlikely), but I mastered spelling after third grade. I'm an atheist, but I don't try to convince other people to believe the same way that I do. I can respect that religion has...
  20. Ace Bandage

    If a God Exists.......

    1. holey - having holes or full of holes. 2. holy - religious sense, worthy of complete devotion as one perfect in goodness and righteousness. Intelligence fail/10 - Awesome, you're on a role, man. Keep it up! :thumbsup:
  21. Ace Bandage

    If a God Exists.......

    Did you miss the part where I mentioned threads on FO, fucktard? Yeah, you did. Argument fail/10 - your head, a toilet: make friends.
  22. Ace Bandage

    When you guys walk your dog, do you let them **** other living creatures?

    My dog ate a moose and mauled a puma during our last neighborhood stroll. Somebody else has to be in charge of controlling the ****** population now that Bob Barker retired...
  23. Ace Bandage

    What program do you use to make your animated GIF siggys? I have Adobe Fireworks, but I'm...

    What program do you use to make your animated GIF siggys? I have Adobe Fireworks, but I'm wondering if there's an easier product to work with.
  24. Ace Bandage

    If a God Exists.......

    I checked the records, and in the 54,830,935 threads on religion, nobody ever convinced anyone else to switch sides. Crazy, huh? I mean, you would think that since we argue about it ever fucking day, somebody might have been swayed to believe a different way. But sadly, that hasn't happened yet...
  25. Ace Bandage

    Is anyone having a hard time see the front page?

    Put on your goddamn glasses, Frank. I'm getting tired of taking care of you. Any more of this **** and I'm dumping your ass off at the nursing home... :mad:
  26. Ace Bandage

    If a BlueBalls Exists.....

    1. More than anyone else. 2. I'm awesome. (Or I Googled Magic 8-Ball and copied and pasted the registered trademark symbol that appeared next to it on the Amazon listing.)
  27. Ace Bandage

    Andronicus Ry exists...just deal with it

    Even a 747 would look small in that black hole sized vagina your ****** has. Fuckin' Christ, if I had a running start, I could have slid in up to my neck.
  28. Ace Bandage

    Andronicus Ry exists...just deal with it

    I haven't pissed off nearly enough people around here yet. I'm going to start insulting everyone who posts in this thread. Check in, brah!
  29. Ace Bandage

    If a BlueBalls Exists.....

    Where the fuck is my thread? :mad: Are you not entertained? I asked my Magic 8-Ball® about Blue and it replied, "Better not tell you now." This is very disconcerting...
  30. Ace Bandage

    If a God Exists.......

    You're sexy when you're talking all scholarly... :shy:
  31. Ace Bandage

    what game are you playing right now?

    Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11 on the 360.
  32. Ace Bandage

    Want a FreeOnes Webcam?! Check Inside!

    I have Windows 7 and a built in webcam. :mad: Can I get one and auction it off for rep points? :wave2: (fuck you, Dirk)
  33. Ace Bandage

    Happy Summer!

    I'll stab in the throat if he gets that honor before I do. :mad: Just sayin'... Oh, that was innuendo, wasn't it? ::runs away::
  34. Ace Bandage

    If a God Exists.......

    I hope there's a Hell. It'll be hot as fuck and the **** will be shitty. I've been ******** plenty of Old Style to prepare... Religion, how quaint!
  35. Ace Bandage

    Whats your celphone/celphone company!?

    iPhone 3GS, AT&T. I'm not upgrading my phone until they fix the problems with the iPhone 4. Also, Verizon and AT&T both suck equally. I **** them both.
  36. Ace Bandage

    Do you ever hit your wife and ****?

    The only way to keep ******** in line is to mercilessly beat them. That's how they learn. A woman should only be struck if she's not cleaning or making sandwiches during her chore time.
  37. Ace Bandage

    Holy New Orleans, Batman!

    Having tornadoes, hurricanes, and floods sure beats the hell out of living in France or being French. :hatsoff:
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    The insane geek behind megaupload

    Did I miss the part where you summarized everything and made a point? :dunno:
  39. Ace Bandage

    Man vs. Wild... WTF. Does anybody watch this show?

    Don't believe everything you see on that show: Grylls was shown trying to lasso "wild" mustang in the Sierra Nevada that were in fact tame and had been hired from a trekking station nearby. A scene where Grylls was purported to have escaped from an active volcano by leaping across lava...
  40. Ace Bandage

    Indispensable Species

    And you're done. Never again. :cool:
  41. Ace Bandage

    Indispensable Species

    As far I'm concerned, we can keep everything else on the list if we get rid of owls. They're a waste of time.
  42. Ace Bandage

    ******* Use of Police National Computer - UK

    You should probably shoot him before they catch him. They're Masons, they will capture and ******* him otherwise.
  43. Ace Bandage

    Goofs mar Palin's Reagan college tribute, legal fund appeal

    Truthiness really applies to her. She may not know facts, figures, or even be a logical, reasonable human being, but she knows the truth in her gut. If Sarah says there's a Eureka College in California and that Reagan attended it, then dammit, both of those statements are true! Who are we to...
  44. Ace Bandage

    Constantine 2 Sequel?

    Wow, I believe that is the first time those words have ever been uttered in the history of man. Normally, people are hoping that he's either not involved or lying somewhere in a dumpster.
  45. Ace Bandage

    Movie Battle #13 Movies you loved when you were a ***

    I must be too young: :dunno: The Sandlot The Rookie of the Year The Mighty Ducks Happy Gilmore Ace Ventura Pet Detective Hoosiers Billy Madison Jurassic Park My ****** Vinny Forrest Gump The Great Outdoors Those are some of the movies that I grew up with.
  46. Ace Bandage

    Beautiful eyes

    Sydney Barlette
  47. Ace Bandage

    Better MLB Crosstown Series? New York or Chicago

    I root against the Sox every day of the season. If they lose and the Cubs lose, it's still partially a good day. 2005 was the worst year in baseball history for me. I **** the Sox almost as much as I **** Notre Dame (a very considerable amount). I hope the Sox lose their swagger and miss the...
  48. Ace Bandage

    Better MLB Crosstown Series? New York or Chicago

    Well, if you had any appreciation or knowledge of the game of baseball, you might think differently. :hatsoff:
  49. Ace Bandage

    2010 Fantasy Number One Overall Pick?

    AP. That is all.
  50. Ace Bandage

    Dead Pornstars, Pornstars with Babies, etc. --- Do you still watch them?

    What about porn stars with dead babies? Is there humor there?
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