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Is it "talk **** to me night" or what? I've beat wholesale ass for far less than what I'm dealing with tonight. :mad: If I have to start stabbing people, this forum is going to be ****** and far less populous...

I'm a lightning rod for neg rep. I have 5 within the last three days. Awesome. It makes me awesomeness quotient go down though... :(

Way to volunteer your services, Maley. :tongue:

I use a Remington electric razor and I have no complaints. It doesn't irritate my face nearly as much as the blades do. It doesn't shave as close, but it's much easier and the clean up takes less time.

Infinity/10 - one of my favorite Playmates.

Little pieces you say? These bad boys do it all. They slice, dice, chop, cut, and mince. It could "cut through a nail, tin can, and radiator hose, and still cut a tomato paper thin." You're welcome, enjoy. :thumbsup:

Appearing in The Hangover probably helped that a little. No matter how many times I see that scene it's still funny. :1orglaugh K_oAvdvQW18

Greg Centauro. He told me I couldn't post any pics though... :(

English, much? You bumped a three-year-old thread to write an incomprehensible run-on sentence? Go team.

Interesting, but no rep for you because I'm a jackass. :tongue: I like the (not so) subtle references to the oil spill. This was clearly created by a liberal...

Yeah, I have this crazy policy where I neg rep people who tell me to die in a fire. I figure it's a better alternative than reporting it and getting them ******. Pretty crazy, huh? And again, I have absolutely no fucking clue who you are. :dunno: I give out more neg rep than positive rep though...

Pretty sure you're not going to get any responses since the last part of your request constitutes ****. Good luck with that though...

I can't figure out what's funnier: the fact that you positive repped me or that I have no fucking clue who you are. What are you so pissed off about?

:1orglaugh I think you're mixing up your clichés, Scooter. It's sharpest tool in the shed. You could have also gone with a few bricks short of a load, not the brightest bulb in the box, or a few fries short of a Happy Meal. But tools cannot be smart. They're inanimate.

:facepalm: The avatar is the three lions. It's the official Coat of Arms of England and also refers to their football team as well. This is common knowledge, right? I'm taking a wild stab in the dark here, but I'm guessing that the avatar and signature are both in reference to the English...

How the fuck am I the first one to post her naked pics? What are the rest of you doing? She can handcuff me anytime. :D (sigh, click to enlarge) She only only had one set dammit! :mad: Now I guess there won't be any follow up pictorials... :shakes fist:

This sign is one of the contributing factors of the downfall of western civilization. It's also what causes me to randomly punch babies...

9.5/10 - Very well made and Carmen is hot, but she never shows her tits completely. :mad:

I'd say it's a toss-up between Germany and Argentina. I would have thrown in France too, but I **** the French.

If you want people to enjoy soccer in America you need to start showing them games with EPL talent . Watching the MLS right now is like watching Class A baseball. The difference between the level of talent in the two leagues is staggering. It's not going to catch on here until we have a...

Yeah, I guess you wouldn't know anything about petting pussy anyway, would you? :thefinger

Thanks! :lovecoupl

Okay, but it was that important. It was maybe the most important goal in US soccer history. You can't strip away the context in which it was scored. 92nd minute with a chance to advance and win the group after several heart breakers in the match. That's what makes it a hell of fucking goal in my...

Why does she have beach balls in her shirt to begin with? :dunno:

^^ What about Carrol's replacement? I've never met anyone, anywhere who liked Lane Kiffin.

Still in the NC, and didn't feel a thing. Nobody back in the Hoosier State has mentioned anything about it, so I guess we missed it.

I built a few, but it takes forever to get one into the air. What with all of the delays and security checkpoints, it just isn't worth it...

Yeah? Ben Roethlisberger was accused of ****. Twice. Has the guy next door to you met the same charges? If so, consider moving. Michael Vick ran a dog fighting ring and ****** some of the ******* by drowning them or slamming them into the ground. Does your neighbor do that? Some of these...

Big Mac was a complete joke. Both of them are going to be left out of the Hall and that's good enough for me.

It'd be a whole lot easier if one of them thought about winning the goddamn match!

I'm not that one that keeps bumping it, douche. If you want it to die then tell other people so stop fucking posting in it. Go stare at some kittens or paint Easter eggs. :wave2:

You left off Xenu. :mad: Tom Cruise will have your ass for that blunder...

Great post. I just keep playing the video and it makes me smile every time. :D Hell of a fucking goal and one hell of a fucking game.

I looked at this briefly when the match resumed this morning. I caught the score after lunch and they had progressed into the sixtieth game. And now I get back from the pool and they're still freaking playing. :eek: Whoever wins is going to be justifiably spent for the next round.

Fail/10 - you don't have a siggy or an avatar. Avatar: Sharae Spears Signature: Kimberly Holland Why? Because they're fucking hot. :dunno:

Un-fucking-believable. I yelled so loud that I think they heard me three counties away. That was such a frustrating game until the very end, but it was worth it. We went from possibly being on the outside looking in to being group champions. Bring on Deutschland!

This is fucking ridiculous! :mad: The US should have finished group play with 7 points, but thanks to two disallowed goals, we're going to end with 3. What a crock of ****. I'm finished with the World Cup if we don't advance. I don't give a fuck who wins. I've never seen a sport where the...

I predict an 80th minute goal. We're getting good chances, and eventually one is going to get through. C'mon!

You're sort of turning into a Conservative version of Hellraiser. Maybe you should take a break from the Obama bashing for a few days. I'm against his policies and performance as much as the next guy, but I don't need to harp on it all the damn time. :2 cents: Find something else to talk about...

Argh! Are you fucking kidding me. That was a very close call. It shouldn't have even mattered though. Gomez was one-on-one with the keeper with a great opportunity. You've got to put those in the net! EDIT: Replay shows that he was onside. Another fucking disallowed goal. :mad: Is there a...

She still has a great body, but the hair is somewhat off-putting. She can look really sexy at times or really bad. I wouldn't kick her out of bed though...

Well, I for one **** the university that resides in Columbus. :tongue: Just sayin'... Boiler Up!

Okay, make sure you click go advanced at the bottom of the page first (next to the quick reply button). Then click the paperclip icon. Now, you need to make sure that your picture doesn't ******* the size requirements that are listed. Browse for your picture and click open when you find it...

How about we just take away her ability to speak instead? Many females would benefit from this. Think about how much hotter a woman would be if she just shut her damn mouth and made sandwiches like she's supposed to.

Grammar and Encyclopedic integrity are not the same. :dunno: My point was that the word itself is a product of pop culture. Wikipedia is also a product of pop culture. That's why I pointed out the page in the first place. I don't trust Wikipedia's validity (or allow my students to cite it) as a...

We're never going to agree on this. I'd have to lick every inch of her body to find out if she's perfect or not. Why don't you set that up for me... In the meantime, here's Sharae Spears. She's damn near perfect.

Hi, pot. Nice to meet you. I'm the kettle. :hatsoff: Side note: this thread is only 5 months old. I wasn't even over 100K when it happened. Total mind blow... :eek:

So... this isn't about Haley Scott (Bethany Joy Galeotti) from One Tree Hill? :(

It just went up now, I checked. Was this a plot to get me to rep you? :mad: If a user with under 100 posts reps you, nothing happens. They don't have any rep power yet. You really shouldn't worry about rep anyway. It's not that big of a deal...

No, this was. 5 pages in about a day or so. Atheists win. High five!