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^^ Fucking awesome Rock video, BPP. I can't rep you again yet, but I will. I have his The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment DVD at home. I haven't watched WWE since he left.

If it's ****, I'll ***** it. I've yet to meet one that I didn't like. I was a **** snob during college when I couldn't afford to be one. Now that I have a steady job, I'm not. I'm more frugal and tend to buy whatever is on sale. Makes sense, right? This. Especially her free webcam shows.

Jesse Jane, here: (click to enlarge)

Ah yes, the King of Beers. I'll be enjoying the ********* of ****: Miller High Life. Some black guy dropped it off... I don't think the great state of Indiana has enough **** to make that happen. Just sayin'... (Most prettiest is even more aggravating. Well played, sir)

Why the fuck wouldn't you just say prettiest? :mad: Words like that make it so that you don't have to use a goddamn quantifier. Fuck it, I'm going to get a ****...

I saw this on USA today. He said, and I'm not joking here, that if he could pick his successor, it would be Ryan Seacrest. :wtf: Larry hung a round for a little too long, like say the last twenty years or so...

7/10

My *******'s ******-in-law is lucky that I'm not armed whenever she's around. She's an insufferable, intolerant, conceited fat mess of a worthless bitch. She doesn't treat him very well at all, and that really angers me. I've held my tongue so far, but it's only been a couple of years. I would...

Autumn Reeser

If you're doing a sports forum, then there should be one about me as well. Just a whole forum dedicated to me. People could go there to talk about me. If you had something to say about/to me, you could go there. Yeah, awesome. That's what that would be...

41% of teachers at public institutions in the United States have a Master's Degree. It's really not that big of a deal to have one. Mine is sitting in storage somewhere in North Carolina. I don't know why you would think it's something to lie about. :dunno: And I make about 45-47K right now...

Which team was a bigger disappointment in the World Cup: the Three Lions or the Yanks?

Nope. Are you serious? :eek: Not only is she hot, but she's holding a 刀

Re: lily carter new starlet! Sixth grade called. They said you have to come back next year. We don't say shiznit. We also use capital letters, proper punctuation, and form complete sentences. Nobody takes a post seriously if it looks like it was texted by a thirteen-year-old girl. We're also...

A better question is: what the fuck do you have to offer here? I'm not very impressed with your first two posts. Just sayin'...

Pizza Place | Wyoming, USA Me: “Thanks for calling [Pizza Place]. Is this for carry out or delivery?” Caller: “Yeah, uh, I need to order a small pizza for carry out.” Me: “Sure, what would you like on it?” Caller: “No cheese, ’cause I don’t like cheese.” Me: “No problem.” Caller: “And no...

This one was from the Hoosier State. Awesome. Big ******* is always watching... Tech Support | Indianapolis, IN, USA Me: “Hi, how may I help you?” Customer: “I’d like to swap the hard drive from this old laptop into my new one.” Me: “Okay, not a problem.” (I ring her up and start work on...

This is one of the main reasons that I haven't upgraded to the new iPhone yet. My *******, who is a lefty like me, has had problems with reception on his phone. If you hold it a certain way, it won't happen. How the fuck does something like this not show up during testing? Are they even testing...

What? :mad: Bitch didn't send any extra money my way this week. Time for a good slapping around... Yeah, maybe. But that doesn't explain why I get more pussy than you. :thefinger That's definitely because I'm more awesome.

Are you insinuating that I'm not the People's Champion? :mad: What exactly are you accusing me of here? :dunno:

I played your ****** like a game. What, what... :tongue:

It is when you consider that the Dodgers use to play in Brooklyn at Ebbets Field and the Giants played at the Polo Grounds in New York City.

Unfortunately, the Chicago series only features one decent team (not the North siders :(). The NY series features two legitimate contenders. It's not even close in terms of which one matters more. Now, if I had to see one in person, I'd much rather be at Wrigley than anywhere else.

What the fuck is wrong with you people? :dunno: Running Firefox 3.6.6 on Windows 7 and haven't had any problems whatsoever. It must be because I'm awesome.

Liaquat Ahamed - Lords of Finance: The Bankers Who Broke the World

Argh! Subject verb agreement and adverbial modifier fail/10

Okay, first of all, no. The MLS is a joke. It has been from its inception. The disparity in quality of play between the MLS and the EPL, Serie A, or La Liga is equal to the disparity between class A baseball and the MLB. There is no comparison. If the MLS has to be bear the brunt of raising...

If you need to spread some rep around before repping someone who deserves it, I'm always available. I don't get repped enough as it is, so you'd really be righting a great injustice to humanity. Rep isn't a big deal though anyway. Just sayin'... (Dirk - fuck you in advance)

Yeah, I suppose the English did play like women today, hence the ass beating.

Try harder next time. Good, put me on your ignore list. I don't try to appear superior. I am superior. It just shows through, that's how you noticed. I'm able to use search function and find what I'm looking for. You should aspire to be me. I wish I did still live in that basement. Fewer...

Bulls are my second favorite team (behind the Pacers of course) so it would be great to have Lebron in Chicago. I might even consider watching the NBA again...

Shorts are acceptable for casual wear, however I cannot wear them to work. It's over 90 degrees out right now. If I wasn't wearing shorts, I'd suffer from heat exhaustion. In fact, I'm wearing a pair of my favorite shorts right now: white Nike Chicago Cubs shorts with blue trim. :mad: I...

A stromboli from Arni's Pizza. If you're a Hoosier, you probably know about Arni's. Otherwise, you don't...

Am I cordial to anyone? :thefinger He can use Google just like the rest of us. He's lucky that I didn't post a certain citrusy link in response. Then he would have really been scared away...

Faith Hill. Even if the teams playing on Sunday Night Football aren't any good, it's still worth tuning into the opening to watch her sing in that short skirt. 6j59ZIxbGAg Damn, it also gets you pumped for the season. Bring on the NFL!

Why so serious, ***? :batman:

She's unfit to be a ******. The fact that you weren't concerned or at least didn't try to stop her while on set is very disconcerting. Fuck whatever she does in her personal life, but to let it happen in front of you? C'mon, man!

I believe that was a deleted scene in My ****** Vinny.

8/10

The only MJ I am aware of wore #23 and played SG in Chicago.

:facepalm: I'll take stage names for $600 please, Alex.

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Saw this video this morning. The *** that put it together is a Boilermaker. You know it has to be good...

Three words for why it won't work out: bitches be crazy. Remember that.

Well, it's yet to work out for me yet. :( But I dated one girl for four years before we moved in together. Another one moved with me when I got my first teaching job. We had been dating for three months. You never really know how much you despise your significant other until you live together...

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qh9s4VXKKfQ Mainly the chorus, but a great song nonetheless. I'll beat all your asses...

There was a line in the sand. You just stepped over it. :mad: I will eat your ********.

You were clearly dropped on your head as a *****. If you're an educator, at some point you have to get your Master's degree. Not only is it required, but it gives you a bump in pay. It would have been silly not to get it. :dunno: Every high school teacher you had probably had their Master's...

Remember, ****** members aren't gone because they ******** the board rules. They're gone because I ****** them and buried them in my backyard...